Post a baseless lie about the last poster. Read the warning in post #1

joes girls

rounds up all the local cats at night, just so she dont have to sleep alone!!!

A_Leahy

So he doesn't have to sleep alone.
I beg your pardon.


Joe Girls once deep fried an Ethopian child.

joes girls

me so sorry)

if you look close at leahy he has yellow eyes!!!

colrow

jg's is opening a new ruff spit n sawdust cafe, called JG Frydays

Queen-Mise

Colrow has a fetish for womens ankles, which why he is in the middle east

colrow

Queen Mise was the entreupeneur behind the failed magazine, donkey ankle porn

CDfm

Colrow was donkey ankle porns only subscriber

joes girls

CDfm is plucking the feathers off his turkey, but is thinking of leaving the tail ones for decoration!!!

colrow

Jgs is so sad, she was here on site and said "Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me" I whipped by bannana out to show her, i Have to carry a bananna around in case i have a hypo lol

CDfm

Colrows latest invention is called the "Magic Mickey" but its really a banana that he whips out and hits with a hammer to watch JGs faint

Daemos

CDfm is Tinky Winky's lover, but he has had an affair with Po, before breking it off after Dipsy found out, although he is secretly in love with La La

CDfm

DaPoolRuz is watching Love Actually on TV and snivelling

colrow

Cdfm recently featured in the National Inquirer, she gobbed on the pavement, and praise the Lord, it looked just like Elvis, people have been flocking to see Elvis;s face in her green gobs, which have been freeze dried on the pavement

joes girls

Colrow is really in a caravan on the side of the N17, with 6 lava lamps for company!!!

homah_7ft

Owns the real Bayside Diner which inspired the one in Home and Away.

CDfm

Joes Girls hates lava lamps and thinks their shape is vile and disgusting

joes girls

Both CDfm and Homah are what my dreams are made of!!!

CDfm

Joes Girls use of sleeping tablets has gotten out of hand especially her satisfied moans in her sleep

homah_7ft

Starts every sentence he's ever posted on boards with his lucky letter, J.

CDfm

Homah Is a big Lassie fan and was shocked to discover that Lassie in the movie is played by a dog and avidly watches DVDs of Lassie posting details of the mickey sightings Disney sites

homah_7ft

Paints his christmas tree with green spray paint so that it looks like an artificial one.

colrow

Homah is still trying to find the plug hole to drain the river

CDfm

Homah has complained to the Consumer Association that his fairy lights are not magical and have to be plugged in

colrow

CDfm has designed a portable methane digester, she straps it on to her back and inserts the intake straight up her rectum to collect her excess methane

CDfm

colrow has removed some of the stuffing from a teddy bears crotch and spends his nights banging Teddy.

joes girls

Found a new place to hang his baubles!!!

homah_7ft

JG is going to bed

joes girls

Nites homah;)

colrow

Joes Girls is a rarity - she is one of 15 Irish women who arm wrestle professionally, and one of only about 3 women who can represent Ireland in international championships.

CDfm

The Awesome Colrow aka the Ballinakilla Bulldog has wimped out of a challenge wrestling match with Joes Girls -claiming they are a tag team that fight like girls.