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Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

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  • #1562
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Morning All.
    Mrs. Goat has signed up on Boards. Now I'll have to stop telling lies and bragging and making false claims about my prowess in everything (Gentle)manly. :eek:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1563
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    dude your a mod you can ban the mrs goat and she may never know any better.....


  • #1564
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Genius! I'll ban her from The Gentlemens Club on some trumped up charge and then I'll only ever post in here. Next, I'll delete all my previous posts ever before the Search function comes back online. Finally I'll need to bribe the higher ups to ignore my underhandedness and not to strip me of my modhood.
    I could make it work. She'll never know what I've been saying about her. I'm Saved! Wo0t!:cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1565
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Genius! I'll ban her from The Gentlemens Club on some trumped up charge and then I'll only ever post in here. Next, I'll delete all my previous posts ever before the Search function comes back online. Finally I'll need to bribe the higher ups to ignore my underhandedness and not to strip me of my modhood.
    I could make it work. She'll never know what I've been saying about her. I'm Saved! Wo0t!:cool:


    Unless she's allready read this and then your introuble..... :eek:


    *laughs like Oddball out of keellys heros :D


  • #1566
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    Unless she's allready read this and then your introuble..... :eek:
    /Shakes fist at Logic Fail
    Grrrrrrr
    Plan B. I buy her stuff till she talks to me again. :o

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • #1567
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    /Shakes fist at Logic Fail
    Grrrrrrr
    Plan B. I buy her stuff till she talks to me again. :o


    its ok we can form a disscousin about this man and well work out away to sort this :cool:


  • #1568
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Morning All.
    Mrs. Goat has signed up on Boards. Now I'll have to stop telling lies and bragging and making false claims about my prowess in everything (Gentle)manly. :eek:

    You've got a tiger by the ears there.


  • #1569
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Confab wrote: »
    You've got a tiger by the ears there.

    Tigers eat Goats -time for an alias;)


  • #1570
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    CDfm wrote: »
    Tigers eat Goats -time for an alias ;)
    FYP :cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1571
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    OldGoat wrote: »
    FYP :cool:

    LOL:D


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  • #1572
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    i think its a lot of things zesty interesting dress's well but with induviduality, into music. pretty arty, and interesting looks... not over confident... but then again thats my ideal.... I think its about being on the same wave length :)... like similier atitudes seem to be every important...


    It is mad how different the things people look for can be. :)

    Come say Hello Mrs. Goat!


  • #1573
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Moonbaby wrote: »

    Come say Hello Mrs. Goat!

    Mrs Goat could be watching you NOW:eek:

    Is this Mrs Goat paranoia catching?


  • #1574
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    <-<
    >->
    Stop it. You're making me jumpy.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1575
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    OldGoat wrote: »
    <-<
    >->
    Stop it. You're making me jumpy.

    She's probably in invisible mode, stalking you throughout boards :p


  • #1576
    Otis Driftwood
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,925 ✭✭✭Otis Driftwood


    But if both goats are on boards,who is going to look after the kids?



    Wakka wakka wakka.





    :o


  • #1577
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,928 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    nedtheshed wrote: »
    But if both goats are on boards,who is going to look after the kids?



    Wakka wakka wakka.





    :o

    Keep your eye on this one Goatlord and the ould fella.


  • #1578
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    nedtheshed wrote: »
    But if both goats are on boards,who is going to look after the kids?



    Wakka wakka wakka.





    :o

    The kids also be on boards....


  • #1579
    Stheno
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 51,685 Mod ✭✭✭✭Stheno


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    The kids also be on boards....
    Or keeping the lawn mown

    Goats are great for that.

    I'm having visions now of Old Goat being cyberstalked by a Nanny Goat and several kids :d


  • #1580
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    nouggatti wrote: »

    I'm having visions now of Old Goat being cyberstalked by a Nanny Goat and several kids :d

    You mean like this


  • #1581
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    It appears London is going to be full of folk I went to college with this weekend, they're all over for the Frieze art fair. Should be an interesting one...

    On a related note, I'm going to punch the next (especially Irish) person that says "Laaaahhnndaaaaahnnnnn taaaaahhhnnn" in the face. F*cking 'tards.


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  • #1582
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fajitas! wrote: »

    On a related note, I'm going to punch the next (especially Irish) person that says "Laaaahhnndaaaaahnnnnn taaaaahhhnnn" in the face. F*cking 'tards.

    I lived in Bucks and people went "up to Laaaahhnndaaaaahnnnnn taaaaahhhnnn" . I think its blocked sinuses.



    " Ere mate, you sound right bunged up - wot you need is Vicks Nasal Spray"

    " Cor - thanks matey"

    ( sniffs deeply)

    " Repeat after me - London"

    " Lah lah London"

    " Now try Cork"

    " Cock"

    " Cork"

    " Cork"

    " See you can do it - keep the spray and call me if the symptoms return"


  • #1583
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    To be honest, I don't really mind if I hear someone English saying it (In their own accent of course, rather than being a tard about it), but it's the mong's that are Irish/American/Canadian that say it thinking it's a somewhat 'hip' thing to say that piss me off.

    Irish folk saying it especially stand out though. I've had 4 phonecalls this week from folk back home that have mentioned it;

    "Guess where I'm going to be this weekend?"

    "Dublin."

    "No... LAAAAAHHHHNNNDAAAHNN TAAAAAHNNNNN"

    "Sorry where?"

    "Eh?"


  • #1584
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    It sounds like this place

    Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


    A town in North Wales. The name translates as "The church of St. Mary in the hollow of white hazel trees near the rapid whirlpool by St. Tysilio's of the red cave" in Welsh.


  • #1585
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I've passed through it - with a name like that, I expected something a bit more epic :-/


  • #1586
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    I've passed through it - with a name like that, I expected something a bit more epic :-/

    i had lunch there, can't even remember what i had, distinctly underwhelmed tbh.... and it had so much potential!!


  • #1587
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Epic is relative - like Baloon Boys Brothers Lie
    One of Falcon's older brothers reportedly said he had seen the six-year-old climb inside a compartment of the craft shortly beforehand.

    That was epic.


  • #1588
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Thankfully that whole thing came with naught injury to anyone but I have to say..Foopin Brilliant Balloon!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1589
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    morning I feel rough kinda fuzzy and really hungry...


  • #1590
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Girlfriends cook great food - you should get one:D


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  • #1591
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    micro wave can do the same job :D


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