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Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Yup - I was just asking #1 son to get a handle on objectifying his girlfriend.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    are you for or against the objectification? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Pro-objectification. Its the Darwinist approach you know.

    Political Correctness is an Oxymoron - just like Enjoy Jagermeister Responsibly:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Morning gent's hows the weekend been ?

    Just a quick question for you
    getting ready to apply for a course in industrial rope access as its something i can do tho i had
    a few problems from my past that neede dealing with does the following count ?
    • Psychiatric illness In counselling

    I dont think I had that problem but just to be sure ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    It's an application form. The answer is always, "Yes I'm in perfect health" and "No, there are no deep dark skerets in my past" and "Yes I will always be puntual" and "Just ask my girlfriend what I can do with ropes!" Shibari FTW.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    its a medical self assesment form for the level 1 course...

    which bassicaly means i work under other people :)
    theres 3 levels..... i have to go through but just wanted to cleer that up

    cheers man how are you on this nice morning ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I'm tickidyboo Snow. Had an quiet weekend (in that I didn't go out drinking/partying/dancing with the chorus line girlies). Doing a small DIY project at home so I'm mastering my plastering skills and nursing a multitude of nicks, cuts and bruses to my soft delicate handsies. The plastering is easy, it's the preperation that got me.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    One more day. Then I can consume copious amounts of fermented grain products.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I'm tickidyboo Snow. Had an quiet weekend (in that I didn't go out drinking/partying/dancing with the chorus line girlies). Doing a small DIY project at home so I'm mastering my plastering skills and nursing a multitude of nicks, cuts and bruses to my soft delicate handsies. The plastering is easy, it's the preperation that got me.


    keeping the wall wet? Im good at plastering :D.. Its not easy tho doing it at home its like propper man time :cool:

    been sorting out my ropes access :cool:


    I liek SOLE the music


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I am in an unusually contemplative mood today.

    Is black really slimming ?. Are fingertip to fingertip measurements your height. Brown shoes with a blues suit? Cheryl Cole - is that Michael Jacksons face she has if you take off the hair.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    CDfm wrote: »
    I am in an unusually contemplative mood today.

    Is black really slimming ?. Are fingertip to fingertip measurements your height. Brown shoes with a blues suit? Cheryl Cole - is that Michael Jacksons face she has if you take off the hair.


    Yes! No idea about the rest. Sorry.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 47,868 Mod ✭✭✭✭cyberwolf77


    I always find black slimming.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    I dont need black to look slim :D

    I've had a very productive morning working on my the course Im going to do and fas are going to help me which is awesome.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I dont need black to look slim :D

    Is brown the new black then ? Or is Jagermeister the new vodka?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    Is brown the new black then ? Or is Jagermeister the new vodka?


    i dont wear brown as its not really my colour.....

    jager misters and vodkas for people who cant drink....


    Mines a souble black smabooca ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    i dont wear brown as its not really my colour.....

    do you think i should give up the PC lark


    Mines a souble black smabooca ;)

    and then your anybodies:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    CDfm wrote: »
    Is brown the new black then ? Or is Jagermeister the new vodka?


    Oh no, rum is the new vodka. Jaeger is the new tequila.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    shellyboo wrote: »
    Oh no, rum is the new vodka. Jaeger is the new tequila.

    And sambooca?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Agreed but a Rum Martini and a Jaeger Sunrise just don't cut the mustard. :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,883 ✭✭✭shellyboo


    CDfm wrote: »
    And sambooca?

    Well aren't you cute :) Sambooca makes Boo vomit... which isn't really cute at all.
    OldGoat wrote: »
    Agreed but a Rum Martini and a Jaeger Sunrise just don't cut the mustard. :)

    Ewwwwwww.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    do you think i should give up the PC lark


    Yeah man brown well its brown if i was going to wear suit Id wear, light coloured single breasted (as i swim in a double breated and look awfull in one) s pale blue shirt with no tie

    CDfm wrote: »
    and then your anybodies:D


    Ah take more then a ouble more like a quad and good night good bless try not to bring home a marmit :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    shellyboo wrote: »
    Well aren't you cute:)

    Very, according to herself :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    shellyboo wrote: »
    Well aren't you cute :) Sambooca makes Boo vomit... which isn't really cute at all.

    Thats awfull :D

    I puke on tequile after a very ahiry night i was sent home from work i got drinking with a french dude I ski with and eh we drank tequila i puked like a well and ill person and it was in my friend car cause thats where i was sleeping he didnt mind to much :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    pale blue shirt with no tie
    :eek:
    Barbarian!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    :eek:
    Barbarian!


    :D I can wear a tie windsor knot and all I had to teach my mate how to do one :cool:....But wearing a tie makes me feel very formal and uncomfortable...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    :D I can wear a tie windsor knot and all I had to teach my mate how to do one :cool:....But wearing a tie makes me feel very formal and uncomfortable...
    Then wear a cravat. <Smug>

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Then wear a cravat. <Smug>
    :eek:

    arnt they for people who are the same age as steve martin :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    No, there for people with style, eligance, panache, wit, wisdom, and a well developed sense of superiority. :rolleyes:
    Though I must admit that I heartened by your willingness to wear a suit, even if it is silver! Does this mean the end of the Hoodie as we know it?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    :eek:

    arnt they for people who are the same age as steve martin :confused:

    If it was good enough for Jesse James..................


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Though I must admit that I heartened by your willingness to wear a suit, even if it is silver!

    Nick Cave wears a suit and he ahem recorded with Kylie


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