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Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

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  • #1592
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    micro wave can do the same job :D

    Try puttin your knob in a micro-wave.... gwan i dare ya!!


  • #1593
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I'm assuming you are talking about knobs of butter into a microwave because anything else would be concidered an Ungentlemanly comment to make.
    Moving on... Happy Friday everyone. Weekend starts here. Anyone got exciting plans?

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1594
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I'm assuming you are talking about knobs of butter into a microwave because anything else would be concidered an Ungentlemanly comment to make.
    Moving on... Happy Friday everyone. Weekend starts here. Anyone got exciting plans?

    but of course, i find 7 seconds tends to soften up the auld Kerrygold.:o


  • #1595
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Going to Jimmy Chungs for a nosebag tonight

    Shouldnt really post about it here as there is nothing Gentlemanly it;)


  • #1596
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    this weekend Im getting ON it.... :D

    mates 30th going for dinner in a pub then to another pub where we eintend to get fvery very messy... :cool:

    I expect on sunday to be in a recliner dieing. :pac:


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  • #1597
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,642 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Burlesqueing tonight for me...and I've just found out that my new suit has just been delivered! Live is good.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #1598
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Was in Debenhams earlier. Now I know the ladies underwear exchange policies in Debenhams and Marks and Spencer.


  • #1599
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    really wahst M&S ladys under wear like good quality ?

    Always thought anne soummer stuff looks really cheep If i was going to spend money on under where for a miss monkey id spend money on it :D


  • #1600
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    really wahst M&S ladys under wear like good quality ?

    Always thought anne soummer stuff looks really cheep If i was going to spend money on under where for a miss monkey id spend money on it :D

    is it possible mister monk is drunk??!!


  • #1601
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    Drunk of the perfume of a most extravagant young lady :D


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  • #1602
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    really wahst M&S ladys under wear like good quality ?

    Always thought anne soummer stuff looks really cheep If i was going to spend money on under where for a miss monkey id spend money on it :D
    M & S have a lot of different ranges, from silk to basic cotton, but they do have some lovely stuff

    If you want to spend then visit http://www.myla.com- dont access from work


  • #1603
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    CDfm wrote: »
    M & S have a lot of different ranges, from silk to basic cotton, but they do have some lovely stuff (imo)

    If you want to spend then visit http://www.myla.com

    and dude do yourself a favour and make sure you know her bra size..... ok


  • #1604
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    and dude do yourself a favour and make sure you know her bra size..... ok

    which vary with the moon


  • #1605
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    CDfm wrote: »
    which vary with the moon

    :D


  • #1606
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    :D

    Seriously -lots of guys dont know their partners bra size.


  • #1607
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    CDfm wrote: »
    Seriously -lots of guys dont know their partners bra size.

    and said partners are not happy if lingerie is bought in a size too large....


  • #1608
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    and said partners are not happy if lingerie is bought in a size too large....

    or is bought in anne slapper in manutd or newcastle home strps


  • #1609
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Just back from a bit of a mad old night. Started off having a few drinks with some friends in the RCA, went on to a 50's dive-bar-come-stand-up-jazz-bar-come-rockabilly-bar in a basement in Soho which is going to be blown up in 3 weeks time because of the upgrades for the Olympics - Great little spot called The Black Gardenia. Rockabilly band started playing, and it appeared a lady or three, who had just finished up at a burlesque show still had their nipple tassle's handy...

    Free burlesque, to rockabilly in a basement, drinking cans of red stripe. And I had one of my 50's cameras with me. Ultimate win.


  • #1610
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Just back from a bit of a mad old night. Started off having a few drinks with some friends in the RCA, went on to a 50's dive-bar-come-stand-up-jazz-bar-come-rockabilly-bar in a basement in Soho which is going to be blown up in 3 weeks time because of the upgrades for the Olympics - Great little spot called The Black Gardenia. Rockabilly band started playing, and it appeared a lady or three, who had just finished up at a burlesque show still had their nipple tassle's handy...

    Free burlesque, to rockabilly in a basement, drinking cans of red stripe. And I had one of my 50's cameras with me. Ultimate win.

    i do believe now is one of those times where "pics or GTFO" is THE ONLY fitting response....


  • #1611
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    I'll get them developed at some stage. Not now. Even the thought of developing chemicals would make me baulk at the moment.

    /hungover


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  • #1612
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    i like red stripe they gave me a free surfboard :D


  • #1613
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    I'll get them developed at some stage. Not now. Even the thought of developing chemicals would make me baulk at the moment.

    /hungover

    Not even a big fry:p

    Ketchup and runny egg MMMMMMMMMMMMM


  • #1614
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    We're all out of the essential ingredients for a fry - But I've discovered that a strong coffee and two rice cakes have made my hangover disappear. Fantastic.


  • #1615
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Opened google news this morning to see that MILF had kiddnapped a priest. It gave me a sense of deja vu - the local priest ran off with a blonde in the choir a few years back.


  • #1616
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Just back from a bit of a mad old night. Started off having a few drinks with some friends in the RCA, went on to a 50's dive-bar-come-stand-up-jazz-bar-come-rockabilly-bar in a basement in Soho which is going to be blown up in 3 weeks time because of the upgrades for the Olympics - Great little spot called The Black Gardenia. Rockabilly band started playing, and it appeared a lady or three, who had just finished up at a burlesque show still had their nipple tassle's handy...

    Free burlesque, to rockabilly in a basement, drinking cans of red stripe. And I had one of my 50's cameras with me. Ultimate win.

    that's it.
    I've enough of you and your gloating. First it was your man cave, now it's cool music filled burlesque all-nighters.

    One more word out of you and your banned, for infinity




    that or you can just let me crash on a couch dude
    :D


  • #1617
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Take your pick :pac:


  • #1618
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Fajitas! wrote: »
    Take your pick :pac:

    2 ricecakes for breakfast.

    Palatial residence in the burbs, burlesque ..........

    Weekends at Fajitas!



  • #1619
    Dr Galen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,373 ✭✭✭Dr Galen


    see you about 7 at the airport so Cdfm

    Fajitas, get the beers in


  • #1620
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    Yup - I have packed and ordered a taxi


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  • #1621
    Fajitas!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,624 ✭✭✭✭Fajitas!


    Done.

    CDfm, you bringing the corsets? I think MM has the makeup.

    EXCITING!











    :pac:


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