Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

CDfm

Thats cool with me - I will gatecrash an Anne Summers party on the way

Fajitas!

You're not bringing any rabid aul wans with you.

CDfm

Nah - with the body piercings they wouldnt get thru the detectors :pac:

Fajitas!

Hah, you're not bringing Will with you then :pac:

CDfm

LOL

I think Will prefers the ferry.

Snowie

what about me :P


great day out doors doing stuff with kayaks.... and music.. and played loads of beaste boys played...

CDfm

CDfm thinking of outdoor stuff *shudders*

OldGoat

Eh, excuse me? Did I miss a memo? Should I be worried?

Link

CDfm

Not unless you were one of those secret service goats that the CIA are trying to track down.

OldGoat

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Moi? No, just an ordinary goat, nothing skeret about me at all.

Dr Galen

we'll see. i have my suspicions

http://www.jonronson.com/goats_04.html

The Men Who Stare at Goats

The men who stare at goats In 1979 a secret unit was established by the most gifted minds within the US Army. Defying all known accepted military practice - and indeed, the laws of physics - they believed that a soldier could adopt the cloak of invisibility, pass cleanly through walls and, perhaps most chillingly, kill goats just by staring at them. Entrusted with defending America from all known adversaries, they were the First Earth Battalion. And they really weren't joking. What's more, they're back and fighting the War on Terror. 'The men who stare at goats' reveals extraordinary - and very nutty - national secrets at the core of George W Bush's War on Terror.

With first-hand access to the leading players in the story, Ronson traces the evolution of these bizarre activities over the past three decades, and sees how it is alive today within US Homeland Security and post-war Iraq. Why are they blasting Iraqi prisoners-of-war with the theme tune to Barney the Purple Dinosaur? Why have 100 de-bleated goats been secretly placed inside the Special Forces command centre at Fort Bragg, North Carolina? How was the US Military associated with the mysterious mass-suicide of a strange cult from San Diego? 'The men who stare at goats' answers these, and many more, questions.

CDfm

Then there is Mrs Goat lurking without making herself known - sounds loke a sleeper to me.

OG does Mrs Goat sleep?

Snowie

Im hungover... didnt stop drinking till well it was getting bright spent the day eating and watching dvds while vegd out on a recliner



SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Keano

Long time lurker, thought I had better say hello!

I've actually read The Men Who Stare at Goats - strange book indeed.

trout

Mystik Monkey wrote: »

we'll see. i have my suspicions

http://www.jonronson.com/goats_04.html

I read that book last year ... I was laid up in bed for with a dose of man-flu ... and that book was the only thing to hand.

Great read. Crazy stuff altogether, but a great read. I won't recommending it for the Book Club though

Snowie

Keano A Legend wrote: »

Long time lurker, thought I had better say hello!

I've actually read The Men Who Stare at Goats - strange book indeed.

Hello and welcome sit back relax and have a cigar and everything will be just fine :cool:

how was your weekend ?

CDfm

Keano A Legend wrote: »

I've actually read The Men Who Stare at Goats - strange book indeed.

The Americans werent the only ones with an unhealthy interest in goats.

The British Navy say they have used them until recently in testing for the bends submarines and submersibles.

Goats & sailors - ya I believe that one alright:rolleyes:

OldGoat

CDfm wrote: »

OG does Mrs Goat sleep?

Only with rohypnol. :rolleyes:

Keano A Legend wrote: »

Long time lurker, thought I had better say hello!

I've actually read The Men Who Stare at Goats - strange book indeed.

Welcome Sir. First snifter of brandy is on the club. Then it's your round.

trout wrote: »

I read that book last year ... I was laid up in bed for with a dose of man-flu ... and that book was the only thing to hand.

Great read. Crazy stuff altogether, but a great read. I won't recommending it for the Book Club though

Too late, I've just put it on my list at Amazon. 'Crazy stuff but a good read' is a selling point I appricate.:)

CDfm wrote: »

Goats & sailors - ya I believe that one alright:rolleyes:

:eek:

Will

I prefer my own private jet, don't have to worry about metal detectors. These days im rockin out with organic materials though, jade and amber. Oooh yeah!!

Fajitas!

I'm still looking for a glow in the dark, smiley-faced BCR :pac:

CDfm

Will wrote: »

jade and amber. Oooh yeah!!

Ah the Jagger sisters no doubt;)

Fajitas!

Just made up some egg fried rice and mushrooms, lashed some soy sauce over...

Stuff is nearly three years out of date. Still tastes alright, mind...

KrustyUCC

you're a brave man eating something thats three years out of date :eek:

Fajitas!

I didn't mean to...I just caught sight of the expiry date when I was cleaning up afterwards.

I won't be straying too far from the jacks tonight anyways...

CDfm

Is there a bidet in your house:pac:

Fajitas!

No, and I'm not sure how practical a handstand in the shower would be.

Right, I'm off to put some Charmin into the fridge...

CDfm

Fajitas! wrote: »

No, and I'm not sure how practical a handstand in the shower would be.

Colonic irrigation. You are going native:pac:

Dr Galen

Fajitas! wrote: »

Right, I'm off to put some Charmin into the fridge...

this

has given me the best laugh of the day. Cheers dude.

OldGoat

GoatGloat :rolleyes:
http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=62614827&postcount=1097

Fajitas!

Nice one OG!