Brandy and Cigars: The GC off-topic thread

KrustyUCC

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

no this hot peace of scouse skirt

http://media.photobucket.com/image/jennifer%20ellison/ZoSozd/Jennifer_Ellison23_jpg.jpg

shes my ideal babe

yes im a man of circumstance

she's also six months pregnant. Very hot but it royally pissed me off that she never used to get her boobs fully out in lads mags . Promised so much but delivered so little

Fajitas!

OldGoat wrote: »

Noooo, then it just goes flat. store it properly in the first place.

Well, I meant pour it out about 9 degree's, and it should warm up to 12 in about 4 or 5 minutes tops - our warmest cool spot can only go to 9, not 12

OldGoat

You mean your appartment dosen't have a thermaly controlled beer celler? I am supprised. :rolleyes:

Fajitas!

I know. I should complain.

CDfm

KrustyUCC wrote: »

she's also six months pregnant. Very hot but it royally pissed me off that she never used to get her boobs fully out in lads mags . Promised so much but delivered so little

OldGoat wrote: »

Noooo, then it just goes flat. store it properly in the first place.

That makes sense;)

Snowie

KrustyUCC wrote: »

she's also six months pregnant. Very hot but it royally pissed me off that she never used to get her boobs fully out in lads mags . Promised so much but delivered so little

Well why should she, she aint jordan... She actually not bad at what she does from what i've heard....

KrustyUCC

thank god for that one Jordan in the world is enough.

i don't know. it's a personal thing but i don't like the half way thing in some mens mags. Topless but not really topless!! Bit of a let down. Either keep the bra on or don't advertise it as X being topless.

Pherekydes

OldGoat wrote: »

I love thunder storms. 'cept when I'm on the golf course and then they are just scary...and ruin the day.

Isn't golf one of the most dangerous sports for this reason? (I'm using the word 'sports' liberally here )

Isn't a thunderstorm nature's way of saying, "Golf? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Pherekydes

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

no this hot peace of scouse skirt

http://media.photobucket.com/image/jennifer%20ellison/ZoSozd/Jennifer_Ellison23_jpg.jpg

shes my ideal babe

yes im a man of circumstance

But. She's. Like. Blonde.

Gentlemen don't prefer blondes.

Snowie

Pherekydes wrote: »

But. She's. Like. Blonde.

Gentlemen don't prefer blondes.

This isnt true... I like all women once they fit a ceircumstatol list

bronte

Fajitas! wrote: »

I know. I should complain.

Tis an awful place altogether. :pac:

Snow-Monkey

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

ceircumstatol list

Either you discriminate against women on the basis of circumference or I'm preety sure your a serial killer.

Either way I'm scratching you off my list.

Fajitas!

bronte wrote: »

Tis an awful place altogether. :pac:

Aye, Bronte got the grand tour last week, she wasn't impressed :pac:

OldGoat

Pherekydes wrote: »

Isn't golf one of the most dangerous sports for this reason? (I'm using the word 'sports' liberally here )

Isn't a thunderstorm nature's way of saying, "Golf? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

Fishing is more dangerous then golf but golf is pretty hazardous (Ba Dum Tish...golf joke there).

Fajitas! wrote: »

Aye, Bronte got the grand tour last week, she wasn't impressed :pac:

So, Bronte was in yer flat. Did I ever tell you how much I really really REALY hate you? You just keep adding layer upon layer of reason to be jealous hate you!
<Waves> Hya Bronte.

pikachucheeks

Pherekydes wrote: »

But. She's. Like. Blonde.

Gentlemen don't prefer blondes.

I think men prefer whatever's going! :pac:
Women are the same, just to be fair!

CDfm

Just back from dinner at a country 'otel

Being the urban sophisticate and had steak and spuds and and a slab of chocolate fudge cake:cool:

bronte

OldGoat wrote: »

Fishing is more dangerous then golf but golf is pretty hazardous (Ba Dum Tish...golf joke there).



So, Bronte was in yer flat. Did I ever tell you how much I really really REALY hate you? You just keep adding layer upon layer of reason to be jealous hate you!
<Waves> Hya Bronte.

If you saw his flat you'd hate him more! :pac:

Snowie

Moonbaby wrote: »

Either you discriminate against women on the basis of circumference or I'm preety sure your a serial killer.

Either way I'm scratching you off my list.

No. no and no...
I just no exactly what I like and know exactly what puts me of....

what ya mean im a catch and half...

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think men prefer whatever's going! :pac:
Women are the same, just to be fair!

It depends if it s full moon or not

Pherekydes

OldGoat wrote: »

Fishing is more dangerous then golf...

More proof that Mother Nature hates men lobbing and lying about all day or following a small white dimpled testicle around a park for hours. :pac:

pikachucheeks wrote: »

I think men prefer whatever's going! :pac:
Women are the same, just to be fair!

Indeed. I really am colour blind (regarding hair and other things), honest.

CDfm wrote: »

Just back from dinner at a country 'otel

Being the urban sophisticate and had steak and spuds and and a slab of chocolate fudge cake:cool:

That loud screeching noise is your heart complaining. :pac:

pikachucheeks

CDfm wrote: »

slab of chocolate fudge cake:cool:

*drool*

Just found out today I have to give up wheat and dairy ... No cake for me

CDfm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

*drool*

Just found out today I have to give up wheat and dairy ... No cake for me

Awh. Poor you.

One of my kids is allergic so my sympathies but we have a recipe somewhere for wheat egg and dairy free chocolate muffins which my girlfriend makes. Would you like it.

pikachucheeks

CDfm wrote: »

Awh. Poor you.

One of my kids is allergic so my sympathies but we have a recipe somewhere for wheat egg and dairy free chocolate muffins which my girlfriend makes. Would you like it.

Oohh, yes! Thanks so much

But just to tease myself, how was your cake?

CDfm

pikachucheeks wrote: »

Oohh, yes! Thanks so much

But just to tease myself, how was your cake?

It was lovely- very chocolatey:D

There are lots of non dairy alternatives and i have a friend who is ceoliac who i could ask if you are looking for alternatives or substitutes.

CDfm

my girlfriend was emptying her handbag and a two man tent fell out on the floor along with a sodastream

Fajitas!

CDfm wrote: »

my girlfriend was emptying her handbag and a two man tent fell out on the floor along with a sodastream

Kinky weekend ahead then, yeah?

Snow-Monkey

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

No. no and no...
I just no exactly what I like and know exactly what puts me of....

what ya mean im a catch and half...

~notes~ :pac:

Oh? Do divulge details. It seems to me that men are much more focused and specfic, when it comes to what they do and don't want from women.

pikachucheeks wrote: »

*drool*

Just found out today I have to give up wheat and dairy ... No cake for me

That is the worst ever.
At least you'll feel better, and you can still have chocolate.
I actually prefer soya milk, my whole family does. And tesco make savage free from biscuits.

CDfm wrote: »

my girlfriend was emptying her handbag and a two man tent fell out on the floor along with a sodastream

OPoohh you laugh now, but who'll be laughing when you get stranded up a mountain in want of shelter and fizziness.

Mr Benevolent

Morning all, still lying around, it's the last day of my girlfriend's weekend so we're just sitting here on the net (separately). Just found out that the main job site in Australia is faking most of its jobs, which is a bit annoying as it's one of the only job sites (seek.com.au) :mad:

Professey Chin

Cant sleep.Clownll eat me

Professey Chin

Confab wrote: »

Morning all, still lying around, it's the last day of my girlfriend's weekend so we're just sitting here on the net (separately). Just found out that the main job site in Australia is faking most of its jobs, which is a bit annoying as it's one of the only job sites (seek.com.au) :mad:

Pretty much the same situation here.
FCUK YOU IRISH JOBS AND MONSTER!!!!:mad:

Snowie

Moonbaby wrote: »

~notes~ :pac:

Oh? Do divulge details. It seems to me that men are much more focused and specfic, when it comes to what they do and don't want from women.

i think its a lot of things zesty interesting dress's well but with induviduality, into music. pretty arty, and interesting looks... not over confident... but then again thats my ideal.... I think its about being on the same wave length ... like similier atitudes seem to be every important...