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regular folk who give you the horn.........

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  • #32
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    12% of the female population aged 16-35.


  • #33
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Acacia wrote: »
    Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

    Look what his lips do to your lips.....


  • #34
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P


  • #35
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?





    RIGHT???


  • #36
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Arely Some Goose wrote: »
    All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?





    RIGHT???

    Yeah of course, well apart from the Billy Barrys.


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  • #37
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Look what his lips do to your lips.....

    Say what? :confused:


  • #38
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P

    Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment? :confused::p


  • #39
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Acacia wrote: »
    Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment? :confused::p

    I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.


  • #40
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.

    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''


  • #41
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    The blond girl in the office in the centre where I work. Slightly too skinny but gorgoeous face and certainly still would.

    Some other girl that works in one of the clothes shops. Face is good but her figure is perfect.

    Random milfs that are around where I work.

    That's more of a catch my attention type of thing rather than a boner, that would just be weird.


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  • #42
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

    Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird (with a pre-imagined position re: what fat is). I'm a very fat man.


  • #43
    Acacia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Duck's hoop wrote: »
    Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird.

    Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain. :p


  • #44
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Acacia wrote: »
    Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground.

    You said it.


  • #45
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

    Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.

    LMAO^
    Never knew wimmin had such thoughts :p

    Stalkerish thread nothwithstanding, this thread reminds me of an incredibly stunning brunette Eastern European girl i saw in
    Walkinstown Aldi a while back.
    Worth a mention i guess.


  • #46
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

    LOL.
    Classic.


  • #47
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,530 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Chubby blond lad i see in town who at a guess is around 19.
    he's a bit of a dream stalker sometimes.
    hate when theyre always in them!!


  • #48
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...


  • #49
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''
    Shall I compare dee to dat Polish wan?
    Dou art more chubby, but more temperate.
    Polish girls' love hat all too short a season
    And your booty dut shake my darlin' buds o' May, wha?


  • #50
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain. :p


    Need to perch on thick hardwood do they??


  • #51
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    tech77 wrote: »
    LMAO^
    Never knew wimmin had such thoughts :p
    Ah women are 10 times worse then men.

    Thats why hen parties are more dangerous then Aushwitz in 1942.
    Avoid them like the plague.


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  • #52
    arybvtcw0eolkf
    Closed Accounts Posts: 24,608 ✭✭✭✭arybvtcw0eolkf


    994 wrote: »
    What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...

    I think if I was described here EVERYONE would know its me, not just me!.

    .


  • #53
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    longshanks wrote: »
    but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
    Is this what us girls get? I think i may píss myself i'm laughing so much at that term.

    I can picture it now. Walking down the road with mates and see a hot guy "oh girls i've just got a wide on looking at him" :D


  • #54
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    00112984 wrote: »
    Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

    This should be post of the week :D


  • #55
    mirwillbeback
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭mirwillbeback


    00112984 wrote: »
    My friend's husband is pretty fine.

    Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

    Is that you Nicola :)


  • #56
    marti101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 954 ✭✭✭marti101


    There is the most amazing hot guy in The Bagel Factory in the Jervis Centre mmmmm gorgous.:D


  • #57
    Steve_o
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,432 ✭✭✭Steve_o


    There's a girl who works in Centra on O'Connell St. in Limerick... she is lovely!!!!


  • #58
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,331 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    adds "moisty" to vocab....

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #59
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Acacia wrote: »
    Well, the female equivalent of the horn.

    It's called a "wide on"


  • #60
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Wibbs wrote: »
    adds "moisty" to vocab....
    I can picture it now "hey baby, do i make you moisty"


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  • #61
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    This should be post of the week :D

    I am one classy laydee :pac:


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