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regular folk who give you the horn.........

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    #92
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    From the majority of replies here it seems it's mainly the wimmenz who get wetter than an otters pocket when checking out normal people...

    Probably cause women can narrow it down to one guy, I'd say the men are still trying to decide which one of the many hot women they fancy to put down


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    #93
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    Niamho! wrote: »
    I wish someone hot worked in one of my local shops or pubs. :(

    Use the bus more. ;)


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    #94
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    abi2007 wrote: »
    Probably cause women can narrow it down to one guy, I'd say the men are still trying to decide which one of the many hot women they fancy to put down

    Oh I'd put them all down...

    <_<

    >_>

    I mean...


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    #95
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    saw a serious hottie last night in Dunnes in charlestown,dressed head to toe in leather with thighboots..looked like she stepped out of a fetish porno.
    The worst thing was she was with this horrible little curly-haired bloke with glasses.He must be her ashtray or something..


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    #96
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Degsy wrote: »
    saw a serious hottie last night in Dunnes in charlestown,dressed head to toe in leather with thighboots..looked like she stepped out of a fetish porno.
    The worst thing was she was with this horrible little curly-haired bloke with glasses.He must be her ashtray or something..

    Sounds like my parents...


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    #97
    Dlite
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    No word from Dylan yet.....

    *sighs*


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    #98
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    ClioV6 wrote: »
    I put regular girl into google and this one came up
    http://p9.xanga.com/91/f0/91f0df8516f434f62d9b2a703d0ea42f19300076.jpg

    She's about as regular as Flutterinbantham's bowel movements....


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    #99
    Mushy
    Registered Users Posts: 21,166 ✭✭✭✭Mushy


    abi2007 wrote: »
    Probably cause women can narrow it down to one guy, I'd say the men are still trying to decide which one of the many hot women they fancy to put down

    Mate told me some fact that, on average, a lad see's at least 5 girls they'd like to sleep with.


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    #100
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    Mushy wrote: »
    Mate told me some fact that, on average, a lad see's at least 5 girls they'd like to sleep with.

    haha is that 5 an hour or a day?


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    #101
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    abi2007 wrote: »
    haha is that 5 an hour or a day?

    Pfff, a minute.


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    #102
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    When I'm horny anybody is in with a shot :pac:


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    #103
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I have to say there are a hell of a lot of wood inducing 'ordinary women' out there. My next door neighbour and her daughter, check out girl (Polish methinks) in Super Valu, Bunclody, Wex. Has anyone noticed the abundance of MILFS in Ireland these days??


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    #104
    Zwillinge
    Registered Users Posts: 4,677 ✭✭✭Zwillinge


    Most beautiful lad works in McDonalds Cafe (or McCafe). Seen him in O'Connell Street one, mentioned him to a friend and she said he works in Grafton Street too... They alternate him about to spread his beauty :D


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    #105
    thieveslikeus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭thieveslikeus


    Lady who works in the good friend take away in rathmines, about 25 and foxy as they come. Have never eaten so many take aways since discovering this place and the food isn't even that good, nor do I live near it. How sad is that ?


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    #106
    abi2007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 726 ✭✭✭abi2007


    thieveslikeus wrote: »
    Lady who works in the good friend take away in rathmines, about 25 and foxy as they come. Have never eaten so many take aways since discovering this place and the food isn't even that good, nor do I live near it. How sad is that ?

    Extremly


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    #107
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    abi2007 wrote: »
    haha is that 5 an hour or a day?
    I would subscribe to that ,but doesn't take much to make me horny anyway :p


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    #108
    entropi
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Wibbs wrote: »
    adds "moisty" to vocab....
    The new terms in Dublin anyway are:

    a. Damp Yoke

    b. Gamey aul thing

    :P:)


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    #109
    Maguined
    Registered Users Posts: 8,247 ✭✭✭Maguined


    A year or so ago there was an asian Herald AM girl outside Graingers on talbot/amiens street that had a very pretty face and great smile. One weekend she walked past me and said hello but i did not recognise her at the time to respond without the big puffy red jacket!


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    #110
    DubLass
    Registered Users Posts: 234 ✭✭DubLass


    No one, havent seen a hunk in ages :mad:


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    #111
    m83
    Registered Users Posts: 2,021 ✭✭✭m83


    Jenna Fischer from the US Office. Bit too famous for this thread but still have to give credit where credit is due.


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    #112
    Paddy Samurai
    Registered Users Posts: 3,014 ✭✭✭Paddy Samurai


    Mary Smith


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    #113
    maxwell smart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,939 ✭✭✭maxwell smart


    Ok this is quite sad. Girl called Mauve, who worked in the ice cream parlour on the boardwalk in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. She was from galway only there for the summer and I never bought so much ice cream


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    #114
    jester77
    Registered Users Posts: 11,262 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    My proctologist gives me a horn!


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    #115
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,065 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    2 milfs I play badminton with, and another younger one about my age. I try not to play mixed doubles with them, coz I'd just stay at the back line, and lose all the games.


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    #116
    qz
    Registered Users Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    beertons wrote: »
    2 milfs I play badminton with, and another younger one about my age. I try not to play mixed doubles with them, coz I'd just stay at the back line, and lose all the games.

    FFS, you could have done so much more with that.

    "2 milfs I play badminton with, and another younger one about my age. I try not to play mixed doubles with them, coz I'd just stare at their back lines while hitting my shuttlecock".

    Fail.


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    #117
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,065 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    I think I made my point, either way. I'm not gonna whip my lad out during a game........


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    #118
    qz
    Registered Users Posts: 8,753 ✭✭✭qz


    beertons wrote: »
    I think I made my point, either way. I'm not gonna whip my lad out during a game........

    You're too soft for this game.


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    #119
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Guy from my class in secondary school...good god he's rapeable. Only two girls in the school managed to score him though, and one of them only because she was the designated driver one night and his house was last on the run. See he only liked blonde Eastern European/Russian/Scandinavian girls...in fact maybe he posts here!


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    #120
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Anson Raspy Granule wrote: »
    Guy from my class in secondary school...good god he's rapeable. Only two girls in the school managed to score him though, and one of them only because she was the designated driver one night and his house was last on the run. See he only liked blonde Eastern European/Russian/Scandinavian girls...in fact maybe he posts here!

    Thats a trick to make him seem untouchable so you put out more.


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    #121
    who007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭who007


    Anson Raspy Granule wrote: »
    Guy from my class in secondary school...good god he's rapeable. Only two girls in the school managed to score him though, and one of them only because she was the designated driver one night and his house was last on the run. See he only liked blonde Eastern European/Russian/Scandinavian girls...in fact maybe he posts here!

    2 girls "scored" him? i.e. shagged him? In secondary school??
    OMG I am officially old! :eek:
    Eugh...


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