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regular folk who give you the horn.........

  • 08-02-2009 11:45pm
    #1
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
    i was in tesco earlier and there was a burd packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
    so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?








    and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit
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  • #2
    Mallory Puny Spout
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mallory Puny Spout


    A bird packing shelves, wow that's some skill. Was it using its wings?


  • #3
    Dante
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭Dante


    Haha he really walked into this one!


  • #4
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    longshanks wrote: »

    and my mother is 60 so..

    Don't intend to sound facetious, but that sounds about right. Is yore Da still about?


  • #5
    syklops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,966 ✭✭✭✭syklops


    longshanks wrote: »
    there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
    i was in tesco earlier and there was a bird packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
    so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?








    and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit

    Which tesco was this?


  • #6
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Brian Cowen.


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  • #7
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Acacia wrote: »
    Brian Cowen.

    Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
    ( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)


  • #8
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
    ( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

    Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...


  • #9
    banshee_bones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,160 ✭✭✭✭banshee_bones


    donnacha o callaghan? is he normal folk???


  • #10
    Mallory Puny Spout
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Mallory Puny Spout


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Pic of said bird, or it didn't happen.:D

    http://tinyurl.com/absm67


  • #11
    Nothingcompares
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,923 ✭✭✭Nothingcompares


    one of the girls in dunnes (pavillions, swords, dublin) is very nice.


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  • #12
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    The guy I see whenever I look into the mirror. :P;)


  • #13
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Acacia wrote: »
    Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

    :DWell said:cool:


  • #14
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    kingtut wrote: »
    The guy I see whenever I look into the mirror. :P;)

    A guy you see a lot of I would say...hmmmm ?


  • #15
    MadelineNYC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 68 ✭✭MadelineNYC


    There's a father who drops his son off at the same nursery school where my child goes. He's a readhead. And I don't mean auburn or strawberry blond, but FLAMING red hair. I don't normally find redhaired men attractive but there's something about him...another time and place and I'd jump him!


  • #16
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    I saw a girl the other day.

    Great thread!


  • #17
    kingtut
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,488 ✭✭✭kingtut


    Fulton Crown wrote: »
    A guy you see a lot of I would say...hmmmm ?

    Hell ye! If you saw him you'd know why :D


  • #18
    Tech3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,010 ✭✭✭Tech3


    My girlfriend. Also cant speak highly enough about the polish women around limerick aswell though.


  • #19
    bohsboy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,757 ✭✭✭bohsboy


    Duty manager of the cinema in Carrick....absolute babe!


  • #20
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    galwayrush wrote: »
    Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
    ( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

    Really? No I mean really, you can't get 'the horn'?


  • #21
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,113 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Acacia wrote: »
    Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

    like batter himself to death in a gale.


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  • #22
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,061 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    There is an absolute cracker working behind the deli counter in Toughers Service Station near Newbridge. Well worth stopping in for a perv.


  • #23
    00112984
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,600 ✭✭✭00112984


    My friend's husband is pretty fine.

    Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.


  • #24
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    Any of the girls that work in Jack'n'Jones the Crescent in Limerick are fooking unreal!!I mean seriously hot!Worth buying something from the place!!....ok i wouldnt go that far actually.


  • #25
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    I put regular girl into google and this one came up
    http://p9.xanga.com/91/f0/91f0df8516f434f62d9b2a703d0ea42f19300076.jpg


  • #26
    OneForTheRoad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21 ✭OneForTheRoad


    Yer one in the Centra on James's St.


  • #27
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    banshee_bones wrote: »
    donnacha o callaghan? is he normal folk???

    Normal folk?? He's barely barely human tha fuc/k.


  • #28
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    MadelineNYC wrote: »
    There's a father who drops his son off at the same nursery school where my child goes. He's a readhead. And I don't mean auburn or strawberry blond, but FLAMING red hair. I don't normally find redhaired men attractive but there's something about him...another time and place and I'd jump him!

    I have flaming red hair, jump me..... then hold me.


  • #29
    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    Listeners of I102-104 might be familiar with "text on legs"

    There's nothing seedy about text on legs..........except the music

    Example:

    "John in Mohill texted in to say that the blonde girl in Centra in Drumshambo is amazing. He fancies her and would like to take her on a date to the ploughing championships. She could ride his tractor all day and they could roll around in the ****e together................She is truely text on legs."

    This guy knows what im talking about:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58784481&postcount=5


  • #30
    jill_valentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,090 ✭✭✭jill_valentine


    On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

    Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.


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  • #31
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    li@mo wrote: »
    Listeners of I102-104 might be familiar with "text on legs"

    There's nothing seedy about text on legs..........except the music

    Example:

    "John in Mohill texted in to say that the blonde girl in Centra in Drumshambo is amazing. He fancies her and would like to take her on a date to the ploughing championships. She could ride his tractor all day and they could roll around in the ****e together................She is truely text on legs."

    ROLLAROUNDTRYINGTOGETHE****AWAY


  • #32
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    12% of the female population aged 16-35.


  • #33
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Acacia wrote: »
    Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

    Look what his lips do to your lips.....


  • #34
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,730 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P


  • #35
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?





    RIGHT???


  • #36
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Arely Some Goose wrote: »
    All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?





    RIGHT???

    Yeah of course, well apart from the Billy Barrys.


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  • #37
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    minidazzler wrote: »
    Look what his lips do to your lips.....

    Say what? :confused:


  • #38
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Master of Nothing wrote: »
    Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P

    Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment? :confused::p


  • #39
    Sir Gallagher
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,836 ✭✭✭Sir Gallagher


    Acacia wrote: »
    Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment? :confused::p

    I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.


  • #40
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Sir Gallagher wrote: »
    I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.

    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''


  • #41
    tribulus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,635 ✭✭✭tribulus


    The blond girl in the office in the centre where I work. Slightly too skinny but gorgoeous face and certainly still would.

    Some other girl that works in one of the clothes shops. Face is good but her figure is perfect.

    Random milfs that are around where I work.

    That's more of a catch my attention type of thing rather than a boner, that would just be weird.


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  • #42
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

    Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird (with a pre-imagined position re: what fat is). I'm a very fat man.


  • #43
    Acacia
    Registered Users Posts: 2,816 ✭✭✭Acacia


    Duck's hoop wrote: »
    Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird.

    Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain. :p


  • #44
    Duck's hoop
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,530 ✭✭✭Duck's hoop


    Acacia wrote: »
    Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground.

    You said it.


  • #45
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    jill_valentine wrote: »
    On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

    Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.

    LMAO^
    Never knew wimmin had such thoughts :p

    Stalkerish thread nothwithstanding, this thread reminds me of an incredibly stunning brunette Eastern European girl i saw in
    Walkinstown Aldi a while back.
    Worth a mention i guess.


  • #46
    tech77
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,736 ✭✭✭tech77


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

    LOL.
    Classic.


  • #47
    Aisling(",)
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,424 ✭✭✭Aisling(",)


    Chubby blond lad i see in town who at a guess is around 19.
    he's a bit of a dream stalker sometimes.
    hate when theyre always in them!!


  • #48
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...


  • #49
    994
    Closed Accounts Posts: 911 ✭✭✭994


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

    I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''
    Shall I compare dee to dat Polish wan?
    Dou art more chubby, but more temperate.
    Polish girls' love hat all too short a season
    And your booty dut shake my darlin' buds o' May, wha?


  • #50
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Acacia wrote: »
    Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain. :p


    Need to perch on thick hardwood do they??


  • #51
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    tech77 wrote: »
    LMAO^
    Never knew wimmin had such thoughts :p
    Ah women are 10 times worse then men.

    Thats why hen parties are more dangerous then Aushwitz in 1942.
    Avoid them like the plague.


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