regular folk who give you the horn.........

longshanks

there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
i was in tesco earlier and there was a burd packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?








and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit

A bird packing shelves, wow that's some skill. Was it using its wings?

Dante

Haha he really walked into this one!

Duck's hoop

longshanks wrote: »

and my mother is 60 so..

Don't intend to sound facetious, but that sounds about right. Is yore Da still about?

syklops

longshanks wrote: »

there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
i was in tesco earlier and there was a bird packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?








and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit

Which tesco was this?

Acacia

Brian Cowen.

galwayrush

Acacia wrote: »

Brian Cowen.

Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

Acacia

galwayrush wrote: »

Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

banshee_bones

donnacha o callaghan? is he normal folk???

galwayrush

galwayrush wrote: »

Pic of said bird, or it didn't happen.:D

http://tinyurl.com/absm67

Nothingcompares

one of the girls in dunnes (pavillions, swords, dublin) is very nice.

kingtut

The guy I see whenever I look into the mirror. :P;)

galwayrush

Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

:DWell said:cool:

Fulton Crown

kingtut wrote: »

The guy I see whenever I look into the mirror. :P;)

A guy you see a lot of I would say...hmmmm ?

MadelineNYC

There's a father who drops his son off at the same nursery school where my child goes. He's a readhead. And I don't mean auburn or strawberry blond, but FLAMING red hair. I don't normally find redhaired men attractive but there's something about him...another time and place and I'd jump him!

MagicMarker

I saw a girl the other day.

Great thread!

kingtut

Fulton Crown wrote: »

A guy you see a lot of I would say...hmmmm ?

Hell ye! If you saw him you'd know why

Tech3

My girlfriend. Also cant speak highly enough about the polish women around limerick aswell though.

bohsboy

Duty manager of the cinema in Carrick....absolute babe!

Duck's hoop

galwayrush wrote: »

Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

Really? No I mean really, you can't get 'the horn'?

ejmaztec

Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

like batter himself to death in a gale.

Quazzie

There is an absolute cracker working behind the deli counter in Toughers Service Station near Newbridge. Well worth stopping in for a perv.

00112984

My friend's husband is pretty fine.

Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

Jesus Juice

Any of the girls that work in Jack'n'Jones the Crescent in Limerick are fooking unreal!!I mean seriously hot!Worth buying something from the place!!....ok i wouldnt go that far actually.

SV

I put regular girl into google and this one came up
http://p9.xanga.com/91/f0/91f0df8516f434f62d9b2a703d0ea42f19300076.jpg

OneForTheRoad

Yer one in the Centra on James's St.

Sir Gallagher

banshee_bones wrote: »

donnacha o callaghan? is he normal folk???

Normal folk?? He's barely barely human tha fuc/k.

Sir Gallagher

MadelineNYC wrote: »

There's a father who drops his son off at the same nursery school where my child goes. He's a readhead. And I don't mean auburn or strawberry blond, but FLAMING red hair. I don't normally find redhaired men attractive but there's something about him...another time and place and I'd jump him!

I have flaming red hair, jump me..... then hold me.

li@mo

Listeners of I102-104 might be familiar with "text on legs"

There's nothing seedy about text on legs..........except the music

Example:

"John in Mohill texted in to say that the blonde girl in Centra in Drumshambo is amazing. He fancies her and would like to take her on a date to the ploughing championships. She could ride his tractor all day and they could roll around in the ****e together................She is truely text on legs."

This guy knows what im talking about:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58784481&postcount=5

jill_valentine

On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.

Duck's hoop

li@mo wrote: »

Listeners of I102-104 might be familiar with "text on legs"

There's nothing seedy about text on legs..........except the music

Example:

"John in Mohill texted in to say that the blonde girl in Centra in Drumshambo is amazing. He fancies her and would like to take her on a date to the ploughing championships. She could ride his tractor all day and they could roll around in the ****e together................She is truely text on legs."

ROLLAROUNDTRYINGTOGETHE****AWAY

Kold

12% of the female population aged 16-35.

minidazzler

Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

Look what his lips do to your lips.....

entropi

Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P

4zn76tysfajdxp

All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?





RIGHT???

Sir Gallagher

Arely Some Goose wrote: »

All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?





RIGHT???

Yeah of course, well apart from the Billy Barrys.

Acacia

minidazzler wrote: »

Look what his lips do to your lips.....

Say what?

Acacia

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P

Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment?

Sir Gallagher

Acacia wrote: »

Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment?

I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.

Acacia

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

tribulus

The blond girl in the office in the centre where I work. Slightly too skinny but gorgoeous face and certainly still would.

Some other girl that works in one of the clothes shops. Face is good but her figure is perfect.

Random milfs that are around where I work.

That's more of a catch my attention type of thing rather than a boner, that would just be weird.

Duck's hoop

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird (with a pre-imagined position re: what fat is). I'm a very fat man.

Acacia

Duck's hoop wrote: »

Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird.

Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain.

Duck's hoop

Acacia wrote: »

Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground.

You said it.

tech77

jill_valentine wrote: »

On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.

LMAO^
Never knew wimmin had such thoughts

Stalkerish thread nothwithstanding, this thread reminds me of an incredibly stunning brunette Eastern European girl i saw in
Walkinstown Aldi a while back.
Worth a mention i guess.

tech77

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

LOL.
Classic.

Aisling(",)

Chubby blond lad i see in town who at a guess is around 19.
he's a bit of a dream stalker sometimes.
hate when theyre always in them!!

994

What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...

994

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

Shall I compare dee to dat Polish wan?
Dou art more chubby, but more temperate.
Polish girls' love hat all too short a season
And your booty dut shake my darlin' buds o' May, wha?

FlutterinBantam

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain.

Need to perch on thick hardwood do they??

Professey Chin

tech77 wrote: »

LMAO^
Never knew wimmin had such thoughts

Ah women are 10 times worse then men.

Thats why hen parties are more dangerous then Aushwitz in 1942.
Avoid them like the plague.