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regular folk who give you the horn.........

longshanks · 2009-02-08 22:45:05

there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on?? i was in tesco earlier and there was a burd packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her. so there ye have it folks, who…

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08-02-2009 11:45pm

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there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
i was in tesco earlier and there was a burd packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?

and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit

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#2 08-02-2009 11:49pm
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A bird packing shelves, wow that's some skill. Was it using its wings?

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#3 08-02-2009 11:50pm
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Haha he really walked into this one!

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#4 08-02-2009 11:52pm
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longshanks wrote: »

and my mother is 60 so..

Don't intend to sound facetious, but that sounds about right. Is yore Da still about?

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#5 08-02-2009 11:54pm
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longshanks wrote: »

there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
i was in tesco earlier and there was a bird packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?

and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit

Which tesco was this?

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#6 08-02-2009 11:55pm
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Brian Cowen.

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#7 08-02-2009 11:57pm
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Acacia wrote: »

Brian Cowen.

Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

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#8 08-02-2009 11:59pm
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galwayrush wrote: »

Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

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#9 08-02-2009 11:59pm
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donnacha o callaghan? is he normal folk???

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#10 09-02-2009 12:00am
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galwayrush wrote: »

Pic of said bird, or it didn't happen.:D

http://tinyurl.com/absm67

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#11 09-02-2009 12:02am
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one of the girls in dunnes (pavillions, swords, dublin) is very nice.

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#12 09-02-2009 12:03am
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The guy I see whenever I look into the mirror. :P;)

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#13 09-02-2009 12:11am
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Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

:DWell said:cool:

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#14 09-02-2009 12:11am
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kingtut wrote: »

The guy I see whenever I look into the mirror. :P;)

A guy you see a lot of I would say...hmmmm ?

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There's a father who drops his son off at the same nursery school where my child goes. He's a readhead. And I don't mean auburn or strawberry blond, but FLAMING red hair. I don't normally find redhaired men attractive but there's something about him...another time and place and I'd jump him!

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#16 09-02-2009 12:12am
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I saw a girl the other day.

Great thread!

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#17 09-02-2009 12:12am
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Fulton Crown wrote: »

A guy you see a lot of I would say...hmmmm ?

Hell ye! If you saw him you'd know why

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#18 09-02-2009 12:14am
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My girlfriend. Also cant speak highly enough about the polish women around limerick aswell though.

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#19 09-02-2009 12:15am
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Duty manager of the cinema in Carrick....absolute babe!

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#20 09-02-2009 12:17am
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galwayrush wrote: »

Brian Cowen gives you a horn?:D
( If you're a burd, you can't get one.);)

Really? No I mean really, you can't get 'the horn'?

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#21 09-02-2009 12:19am
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Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn. Yeah, look at those lips...the things he could do...

like batter himself to death in a gale.

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#22 09-02-2009 12:26am
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There is an absolute cracker working behind the deli counter in Toughers Service Station near Newbridge. Well worth stopping in for a perv.

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#23 09-02-2009 12:31am
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My friend's husband is pretty fine.

Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

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#24 09-02-2009 12:38am
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Any of the girls that work in Jack'n'Jones the Crescent in Limerick are fooking unreal!!I mean seriously hot!Worth buying something from the place!!....ok i wouldnt go that far actually.

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#25 09-02-2009 12:41am
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I put regular girl into google and this one came up
http://p9.xanga.com/91/f0/91f0df8516f434f62d9b2a703d0ea42f19300076.jpg

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#26 09-02-2009 12:54am
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Yer one in the Centra on James's St.

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banshee_bones wrote: »

donnacha o callaghan? is he normal folk???

Normal folk?? He's barely barely human tha fuc/k.

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#28 09-02-2009 1:03am
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MadelineNYC wrote: »

There's a father who drops his son off at the same nursery school where my child goes. He's a readhead. And I don't mean auburn or strawberry blond, but FLAMING red hair. I don't normally find redhaired men attractive but there's something about him...another time and place and I'd jump him!

I have flaming red hair, jump me..... then hold me.

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Listeners of I102-104 might be familiar with "text on legs"

There's nothing seedy about text on legs..........except the music

Example:

"John in Mohill texted in to say that the blonde girl in Centra in Drumshambo is amazing. He fancies her and would like to take her on a date to the ploughing championships. She could ride his tractor all day and they could roll around in the ****e together................She is truely text on legs."

This guy knows what im talking about:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=58784481&postcount=5

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On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.

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#31 09-02-2009 1:08am
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li@mo wrote: »

Listeners of I102-104 might be familiar with "text on legs"

There's nothing seedy about text on legs..........except the music

Example:

"John in Mohill texted in to say that the blonde girl in Centra in Drumshambo is amazing. He fancies her and would like to take her on a date to the ploughing championships. She could ride his tractor all day and they could roll around in the ****e together................She is truely text on legs."

ROLLAROUNDTRYINGTOGETHE****AWAY

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