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regular folk who give you the horn.........

longshanks

there's a tonne of threads about famous people that everyone would like a gallop on, but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??
i was in tesco earlier and there was a burd packing shelves who was nothing short of amazing, i nearly fell onto a pram after lookin at her.
so there ye have it folks, who are the regular people who give you the horn?

and my mother is 60 so none of that 'yore ma' bullshit

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jill_valentine

tech77 wrote: »

LMAO^
Never knew wimmin had such thoughts

We're just better at hiding it, generally.

I mean, as far as he was concerned, it was just a faceless bus transaction like the few thousand others he does every week. Me, I was already wondering how the two of us would best employ a Dublin Bus bench if the opportunity arose.

judas101

Smart Bug wrote: »

Brunette barmaid in Whelans.

+1

savage.

sound bird too.

Smart Bug

Brunette barmaid in Whelans, Wexford Street. Also the blonde glass collecter. I'm a broke alcoholic now 'cos of 'em.

longshanks

yeah, 'wide on' is part of the lingo these days kids. as is moisty. enjoy

00112984

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

This should be post of the week

I am one classy laydee :pac:

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

adds "moisty" to vocab....

I can picture it now "hey baby, do i make you moisty"

_blank_

Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn.

It's called a "wide on"

Wibbs

adds "moisty" to vocab....

Steve_o

There's a girl who works in Centra on O'Connell St. in Limerick... she is lovely!!!!

marti101

There is the most amazing hot guy in The Bagel Factory in the Jervis Centre mmmmm gorgous.:D

mirwillbeback

00112984 wrote: »

My friend's husband is pretty fine.

Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

Is that you Nicola

Hail 2 Da Chimp

00112984 wrote: »

Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

This should be post of the week

Kiera

longshanks wrote: »

but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??

Is this what us girls get? I think i may píss myself i'm laughing so much at that term.

I can picture it now. Walking down the road with mates and see a hot guy "oh girls i've just got a wide on looking at him"

arybvtcw0eolkf

994 wrote: »

What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...

I think if I was described here EVERYONE would know its me, not just me!.

.

Professey Chin

tech77 wrote: »

LMAO^
Never knew wimmin had such thoughts

Ah women are 10 times worse then men.

Thats why hen parties are more dangerous then Aushwitz in 1942.
Avoid them like the plague.

FlutterinBantam

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain.

Need to perch on thick hardwood do they??

994

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

Shall I compare dee to dat Polish wan?
Dou art more chubby, but more temperate.
Polish girls' love hat all too short a season
And your booty dut shake my darlin' buds o' May, wha?

994

What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...

Aisling(",)

Chubby blond lad i see in town who at a guess is around 19.
he's a bit of a dream stalker sometimes.
hate when theyre always in them!!

tech77

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

LOL.
Classic.

tech77

jill_valentine wrote: »

On a bus the other day, and lo and behold, not only was the bus driver dude not a freakish middle aged man-troll, he was actually a smoulderingly handsome young beef with a particularly sexy flavour of Eastern European accent.

Oh yes. One fifteen well spent. I only wish I could have stuffed it into his waistband.

LMAO^
Never knew wimmin had such thoughts

Stalkerish thread nothwithstanding, this thread reminds me of an incredibly stunning brunette Eastern European girl i saw in
Walkinstown Aldi a while back.
Worth a mention i guess.

Duck's hoop

Acacia wrote: »

Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground.

You said it.

Acacia

Duck's hoop wrote: »

Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird.

Yeah, poor fat birds. Must be a nightmare trying to perch on small twigs. Or even get off the ground. Wings would be under terrible strain.

Duck's hoop

Acacia wrote: »

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

Touching. Me. Touching You. If you're fat yer bollixed being a bird (with a pre-imagined position re: what fat is). I'm a very fat man.

tribulus

The blond girl in the office in the centre where I work. Slightly too skinny but gorgoeous face and certainly still would.

Some other girl that works in one of the clothes shops. Face is good but her figure is perfect.

Random milfs that are around where I work.

That's more of a catch my attention type of thing rather than a boner, that would just be weird.

Acacia

Sir Gallagher wrote: »

I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.

Yeah, sure the other day I heard a fella saying to his 'mot' that she wasn't 'that fat' , and he'd still 'give her one' over the ' hot Polish wan' that works in Spar. :pac:

I think it was his way of saying ''I love you.''

Sir Gallagher

Acacia wrote: »

Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment?

I reckon Yeats was talking through his hole when he said Romantic Irelands dead and gone.

Acacia

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Not quite giving me a stiffy, but a teacher i had last year in college...woah talk about smokin hot!! and some of the current female students on other courses this year are gamey, damp aul yokes too, wouldnt mind havin a go of one :P

Is being a 'gamey, damp aul yoke' a compliment?

Acacia

minidazzler wrote: »

Look what his lips do to your lips.....

Say what?

Sir Gallagher

Arely Some Goose wrote: »

All folk are regular folk anyway. Right?

RIGHT???

Yeah of course, well apart from the Billy Barrys.