What's the best way you ever dumped a chick?

Captain Ginger · 18-07-2008 09:30AM #1

Okay, no one likes breakups, but everyone has at least one hell hole of a relationship that they know the have to get out of, so did you do it in stlye? Any witty one liners?

I once went out with a complete bee-ach of a woman who would follow me everywhere and complain at what I did and I remember I was in a bar with some friends and out of the blue she showed up. I got a bit miffed and told here it was over, and of course got lots of abuse, it was then I delivered the most lame line ever, (don't hate the player, hate the game) everything was silent because people had been listening to her yelling at me and the place errupted into laughter.

I never heard from her again

Any feel good dumpings ever happen to you?

xzanti · 18-07-2008 09:35AM

Heh, sounds like you came off worse there tbh...

cabrwab · 18-07-2008 09:37AM

Well done Ross o carroll kelly!
Best break up story/method: Do you hate me? she'll say No. You sa well name 10things that you really hate about me. She'll look and say i don't have any, you say really?!
can i have a go?! I'll have no problems.

If she does'nt get the hint she is an moron, you'll be finished in about 5mins id say!

Leeby · 18-07-2008 09:44AM

Captain Ginger wrote: »

(don't hate the player, hate the game)

That's the worst line I've ever heard, I didn't know people used that to say to "chicks!" in real life, I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

Captain Ginger · 18-07-2008 09:46AM

Leeby wrote: »

That's the worst line I've ever heard, I didn't know people used that to say to "chicks!" in real life, I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

Oh sorry, I know it's a horrible line, I said it as a joke (the argument had ended at this stage). But it was so random and terribly lame that we all burst into laughter.

I was just at the point were I was so sick of her abuse I was taking the piss.

FunkyChicken · 18-07-2008 09:47AM

cheated and texted awwwwwwwwwwww boo yeah

Steve_o · 18-07-2008 09:52AM

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Okay, no one likes breakups, but everyone has at least one hell hole of a relationship that they know the have to get out of, so did you do it in stlye? Any witty one liners?

I once went out with a complete bee-ach of a woman who would follow me everywhere and complain at what I did and I remember I was in a bar with some friends and out of the blue she showed up. I got a bit miffed and told here it was over, and of course got lots of abuse, it was then I delivered the most lame line ever, (don't hate the player, hate the game) everything was silent because people had been listening to her yelling at me and the place errupted into laughter.

I never heard from her again

Any feel good dumpings ever happen to you?

They were laughing at you i'm afraid.... WORST LINE EVER!!!

Sherifu · 18-07-2008 09:54AM

Leeby wrote: »

That's the worst line I've ever heard, I didn't know people used that to say to "chicks!" in real life, I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

That's a great line, are you crazy? "_"

It's 4 popped collars cool.

Captain Ginger · 18-07-2008 09:56AM

Steve_o wrote: »

They were laughing at you i'm afraid.... WORST LINE EVER!!!

Hahaha nah, we all knew it was the worst line ever, including me, it was the fact I went there.

To be honest though I was just glad to of gotten rid of her.

Steve_o · 18-07-2008 10:02AM

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Hahaha nah, we all knew it was the worst line ever, including me, it was the fact I went there.

To be honest though I was just glad to of gotten rid of her.

Fair enough, She must've been sickened gettin' the boot with a line like that, what a way to be dumped!!

turf · 18-07-2008 10:06AM

xzanti wrote: »

Heh, sounds like you came off worse there tbh...

no way.. that line sounds legend. somethin so corny and old skool that it works. well done sir :cool:

taidghbaby · 18-07-2008 10:09AM

cut her up into small pieces, spread her body through four different bin bags, and stuck the bags in four different neighbours bins......

Captain Ginger · 18-07-2008 10:11AM

taidghbaby wrote: »

cut her up into small pieces, spread her body through four different bin bags, and stuck the bags in four different neighbours bins......

Wow, I guess you win

One Cold Hand · 18-07-2008 10:13AM

Christmas Eve. By Text.

Steve_o · 18-07-2008 10:14AM

taidghbaby wrote: »

cut her up into small pieces, spread her body through four different bin bags, and stuck the bags in four different neighbours bins......

O_o

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Christmas Eve. By Text.

Evil baaastid!!:D

One Cold Hand · 18-07-2008 10:18AM

Steve_o wrote: »

Evil baaastid!!:D

It's not evil. She was on her way over with a present. Wanted to nip it in the bud.

MIN2511 · 18-07-2008 10:18AM

A friend of mine dumped her long term bf by having the best sex ever and then told him it wasn't working! He ran out of the gaff, shocked, humilated and confused!

Argh women, we can be bitches some times

mean mean mean!

Danbo! · 18-07-2008 10:25AM

Sherifu wrote: »

It's 4 popped collars cool.

It doesn't get much cooler.

0ubliette · 18-07-2008 10:30AM

i could tell you, but noone would believe me, it would probably get me banned, and all women on this site would call for me to be publically executed.

It was fcuking awesome tho.

cabrwab · 18-07-2008 10:31AM

Tell us or it didn't happen!

Captain Ginger · 18-07-2008 10:41AM

0ubliette wrote: »

i could tell you, but noone would believe me, it would probably get me banned, and all women on this site would call for me to be publically executed.

It was fcuking awesome tho.

You must say it now, don't worry what women say, remember they only have a brain the third of a size of a mans

danniemcq · 18-07-2008 10:49AM

test in germany during a rock festival surrounded by our mates... horrible then coming back we missed our connecting flight so there was 11ish of us in london drawing straws to see who would get home first on empty seats on other flights. i got a short straw and was second to go home but couldn't do it and gave her my seat as some kind of sorry.

colly10 · 18-07-2008 10:53AM

Leeby wrote: »

I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

+1

Ghost Train · 18-07-2008 10:55AM

MIN2511 wrote: »

A friend of mine dumped her long term bf by having the best sex ever...

that doesn't sound so bad actually

Hail 2 Da Chimp · 18-07-2008 10:57AM

My main method of dumping: Ignoring them until they get the picture and we stop seeing each other. :cool: Thats how a man ends a relationship!

colly10 · 18-07-2008 10:58AM

eolhc wrote: »

that doesn't sound so bad actually

Ye break up sex is always the best

MIN2511 · 18-07-2008 11:01AM

eolhc wrote: »

that doesn't sound so bad actually

He wasn't expecting it....;)

biko · 18-07-2008 11:02AM

Best way? Seems more like worst/most evil ways.

My best way - took her out drinking, just her and me. Halfway through broke up, we decided to remain friends and we stayed out drinking another few hours. We're still good friends.

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

colly10 · 18-07-2008 11:14AM

biko wrote: »

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

I think we have a winner

turf · 18-07-2008 11:18AM

One Cold Hand wrote: »

It's not evil. She was on her way over with a present. Wanted to nip it in the bud.

or.. take the present and wait 2 weeks.

turf · 18-07-2008 11:19AM

biko wrote: »

Best way? Seems more like worst/most evil ways.

My best way - took her out drinking, just her and me. Halfway through broke up, we decided to remain friends and we stayed out drinking another few hours. We're still good friends.

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

win.

What's the best way you ever dumped a chick?

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