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What's the best way you ever dumped a chick?

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    #32
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    Okay, no one likes breakups, but everyone has at least one hell hole of a relationship that they know the have to get out of, so did you do it in stlye? Any witty one liners?

    I once went out with a complete bee-ach of a woman who would follow me everywhere and complain at what I did and I remember I was in a bar with some friends and out of the blue she showed up. I got a bit miffed and told here it was over, and of course got lots of abuse, it was then I delivered the most lame line ever, (don't hate the player, hate the game) everything was silent because people had been listening to her yelling at me and the place errupted into laughter.

    I never heard from her again :)

    did you start this thread to try and create some illusion that ginger's actually have relationship's in order too fool other normal folk that it might be ok to date one?

    Cunning.


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    #33
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    ntlbell wrote: »
    did you start this thread to try and create some illusion that ginger's actually have relationship's in order too fool other normal folk that it might be ok to date one?

    Cunning.
    You son of a !

    You have won this round, but I will have my revenge.


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    #34
    Krsnik87
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    Just stopped answering the phone for a while until she gave up, felt like an asshole for doing it afterwords but I'm not one for confrontations with people who sharpen thier nails like arrows so it seemed like a safe bet :s


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    #35
    Mimikyu
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    #36
    RATM
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    Best dumping line ever had to be the one and only Homer J.Simpson in the episode where Bart starts up a false relationship with Edna Krabapple.

    The opening line of the letter to Edna as dictated by Homer:

    "Dear Edna. Welcome to Dumpville, population: you"


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    #37
    beerbaron
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    RATM wrote: »
    Best dumping line ever had to be the one and only Homer J.Simpson in the episode where Bart starts up a false relationship with Edna Krabapple.

    The opening line of the letter to Edna as dictated by Homer:

    "Dear Edna. Welcome to Dumpville, population: you"

    p.s I am gay

    :D


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    #38
    strawberryfield
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    I'm not an evil/physco/insert crazy atrribute here kinda girlfriend. We were going out for about 1 year. I though he was really cool but nope....this guy was just an ass. On one particular night he was being a particularly sleazy mean ass when I went over to the bar bought his favourite drink, guiness, and handed it to him with a smile. He was all like "sound babe, right as I was saying....blah blah " Then I said, " excuse me honey...we're finished, its for your hand"

    :D
    Whatever stick I'll get for that on this I don't care, it was perfect at the time.


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    #39
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Not me, but a mate of mine was seeing this chick he didn't really fancy and had arranged to meet her at the cinema. Rather than cancel that and break up or simply not show he had another mate drive him there, got out, met the girl, told her they should just be friends then hopped back in the car and went home.
    One Cold Heart wrote: »
    Christmas Eve. By Text.


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    #40
    Dudess
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    "I'm on da interweb boasting about how insensitive I was when I dumped a girl - aren't I DA MAN??!!"


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    #41
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Dudess wrote: »
    "I'm on da interweb boasting about how insensitive I was when I dumped a girl - aren't I DA MAN??!!"
    Yes?


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    #42
    Dudess
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    Those bints who love "bad boys" and then spend half their lives crying and moaning about what "bastards" men are would probably think so... :pac:


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    #43
    Captain Ginger
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Captain Ginger


    Dudess wrote: »
    Those bints who love "bad boys" and then spend half their lives crying and moaning about what "bastards" men are would probably think so... :pac:
    Nah I get where you're coming from.

    It was just in this case the women was a headcase.

    She would hit me while I was sleeping....


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    #44
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Dudess wrote: »
    "I'm on da interweb boasting about how insensitive I was when I dumped a girl - aren't I DA MAN??!!"

    You dumped her over the internet? Harsh.
    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    She would hit me while I was sleeping....

    That's the best time to hit someone.


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    #45
    Anarking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭Anarking


    biko wrote: »
    Best way? Seems more like worst/most evil ways.

    My best way - took her out drinking, just her and me. Halfway through broke up, we decided to remain friends and we stayed out drinking another few hours. We're still good friends.

    Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
    I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.


    Why would you put her stuff in a bag if it was in her house?



    FFFFFFFFAKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


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    #46
    Captain Ginger
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    Anarking wrote: »
    Why would you put her stuff in a bag if it was in her house?



    FFFFFFFFAKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    Or maybe she has stuff at his house and he packed it into a bag before he went over to here like his story said.

    RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD


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    #47
    RefulgentGnomon
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    In a crouching position with my kaks around my ankles after a heavy feed in the chinese....


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    #48
    Anarking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 223 ✭✭Anarking


    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    Or maybe she has stuff at his house and he packed it into a bag before he went over to here like his story said.

    RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD



    Ill be damned if A ginger who thinks people will believe hes ever had a girlfriend is gonna call me a retard.


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    #49
    Duggy747
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    I think this would be a good way to get rid of the bitch.

    http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/mmcg/1207272578472.gif


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    #50
    RobertFoster
    Registered Users Posts: 9,133 ✭✭✭RobertFoster


    *doesn't read topic*

    I was about 8 years old, at a petting zoo, holding a fluffly yellow chick on my outstretched palm. The little bastard shits on my hand and ends up getting thrown across the room. The attendant was pissed.


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    #51
    pickarooney
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    RobertFoster wrote: »
    *doesn't read topic*

    I was about 8 years old, at a petting zoo, holding a fluffly yellow chick on my outstretched palm. The little bastard shits on my hand and ends up getting thrown across the room. The attendant was pissed.

    Fail, chick dumped (on) you first.


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    #52
    useful_contacts
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    Captain Ginger wrote: »
    Or maybe she has stuff at his house and he packed it into a bag before he went over to here like his story said.

    RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

    bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha:D


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    #53
    useful_contacts
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    strawberryfield wrote: »
    " Then I said, " excuse me honey...we're finished, its for your hand"

    I dont get it:confused::confused::confused::confused:


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    #54
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    useful_contacts wrote: »
    I dont get it:confused::confused::confused::confused:

    Me either...


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    #55
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,715 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    anniehoo wrote: »
    Me either...

    Me threeither.


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    #56
    Adam
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    Rape.


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    #57
    flyingoutside
    Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭flyingoutside


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    Me threeither.


    Her lad prob didn't either and was just happy to get a pint


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    #58
    fitz0
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    Free pint Id be happy.


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    #59
    flyingoutside
    Registered Users Posts: 491 ✭✭flyingoutside


    fitz0 wrote: »
    Free pint Id be happy.


    I wish all my breakups were like that. I got chased by a girls dad once for **** sake


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    #60
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    OK one ex of mine. Everything going grand, or so I thought. Turns out she was also doing the horizontal mambo with another bloke. I confronted her. She was "confused" and "didn't know how she felt, but I think I love you still". The usual madness. So I said "ok darling we'll work through this". Heart breaking in twain inside of course.

    I found out through a mutual mate what the other blokes number was. So I rang him and let him know what was what. Turned out after initial suspicion to be a nice guy. Also turned out he was in the dark too and thought she had gotten shot of me months previously.

    We showed each other texts and such just to get the full picture. She had even sent several of the same texts to both of us at the same time. Classsssy.

    So we both went up to her apartment and confronted her together. She let us both in with the shock I suppose. We were both very low key, brought stuff of hers we both had in two placcy bags and just told her what we both knew and dumped her at the same time.

    Cue floods of tears and threats of self harm. Ruined her rep in two groups of people. Result.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



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    #61
    mawk
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    the newspaper tells it better than im going to


    http://www.independent.ie/national-news/a-dead-lover-walking-us-woman-conned-by-irish-army-ranger-484685.html


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