What's the best way you ever dumped a chick?

Captain Ginger

Okay, no one likes breakups, but everyone has at least one hell hole of a relationship that they know the have to get out of, so did you do it in stlye? Any witty one liners?

I once went out with a complete bee-ach of a woman who would follow me everywhere and complain at what I did and I remember I was in a bar with some friends and out of the blue she showed up. I got a bit miffed and told here it was over, and of course got lots of abuse, it was then I delivered the most lame line ever, (don't hate the player, hate the game) everything was silent because people had been listening to her yelling at me and the place errupted into laughter.

I never heard from her again


Any feel good dumpings ever happen to you?

xzanti

Heh, sounds like you came off worse there tbh...

cabrwab

Well done Ross o carroll kelly!
Best break up story/method: Do you hate me? she'll say No. You sa well name 10things that you really hate about me. She'll look and say i don't have any, you say really?!
can i have a go?! I'll have no problems.

If she does'nt get the hint she is an moron, you'll be finished in about 5mins id say!

Leeby

Captain Ginger wrote: »

(don't hate the player, hate the game)

That's the worst line I've ever heard, I didn't know people used that to say to "chicks!" in real life, I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

Captain Ginger

Leeby wrote: »

That's the worst line I've ever heard, I didn't know people used that to say to "chicks!" in real life, I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

Oh sorry, I know it's a horrible line, I said it as a joke (the argument had ended at this stage). But it was so random and terribly lame that we all burst into laughter.

I was just at the point were I was so sick of her abuse I was taking the piss.

FunkyChicken

cheated and texted awwwwwwwwwwww boo yeah

Steve_o

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Okay, no one likes breakups, but everyone has at least one hell hole of a relationship that they know the have to get out of, so did you do it in stlye? Any witty one liners?

I once went out with a complete bee-ach of a woman who would follow me everywhere and complain at what I did and I remember I was in a bar with some friends and out of the blue she showed up. I got a bit miffed and told here it was over, and of course got lots of abuse, it was then I delivered the most lame line ever, (don't hate the player, hate the game) everything was silent because people had been listening to her yelling at me and the place errupted into laughter.

I never heard from her again


Any feel good dumpings ever happen to you?

They were laughing at you i'm afraid.... WORST LINE EVER!!!

Sherifu

Leeby wrote: »

That's the worst line I've ever heard, I didn't know people used that to say to "chicks!" in real life, I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

That's a great line, are you crazy? "_"

It's 4 popped collars cool.

Captain Ginger

Steve_o wrote: »

They were laughing at you i'm afraid.... WORST LINE EVER!!!

Hahaha nah, we all knew it was the worst line ever, including me, it was the fact I went there.

To be honest though I was just glad to of gotten rid of her.

Steve_o

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Hahaha nah, we all knew it was the worst line ever, including me, it was the fact I went there.

To be honest though I was just glad to of gotten rid of her.

Fair enough, She must've been sickened gettin' the boot with a line like that, what a way to be dumped!!

turf

xzanti wrote: »

Heh, sounds like you came off worse there tbh...

no way.. that line sounds legend. somethin so corny and old skool that it works. well done sir :cool:

taidghbaby

cut her up into small pieces, spread her body through four different bin bags, and stuck the bags in four different neighbours bins......

Captain Ginger

taidghbaby wrote: »

cut her up into small pieces, spread her body through four different bin bags, and stuck the bags in four different neighbours bins......

Wow, I guess you win

One Cold Hand

Christmas Eve. By Text.

Steve_o

taidghbaby wrote: »

cut her up into small pieces, spread her body through four different bin bags, and stuck the bags in four different neighbours bins......

O_o

One Cold Hand wrote: »

Christmas Eve. By Text.

Evil baaastid!!:D

One Cold Hand

Steve_o wrote: »

Evil baaastid!!:D

It's not evil. She was on her way over with a present. Wanted to nip it in the bud.

MIN2511

A friend of mine dumped her long term bf by having the best sex ever and then told him it wasn't working! He ran out of the gaff, shocked, humilated and confused!

Argh women, we can be bitches some times


mean mean mean!

Danbo!

Sherifu wrote: »

It's 4 popped collars cool.

It doesn't get much cooler.

0ubliette

i could tell you, but noone would believe me, it would probably get me banned, and all women on this site would call for me to be publically executed.

It was fcuking awesome tho.

cabrwab

Tell us or it didn't happen!

Captain Ginger

0ubliette wrote: »

i could tell you, but noone would believe me, it would probably get me banned, and all women on this site would call for me to be publically executed.

It was fcuking awesome tho.

You must say it now, don't worry what women say, remember they only have a brain the third of a size of a mans

danniemcq

test in germany during a rock festival surrounded by our mates... horrible then coming back we missed our connecting flight so there was 11ish of us in london drawing straws to see who would get home first on empty seats on other flights. i got a short straw and was second to go home but couldn't do it and gave her my seat as some kind of sorry.

colly10

Leeby wrote: »

I'm embarressed for you. Are you sure the laughter was with and not at you?

+1

Ghost Train

MIN2511 wrote: »

A friend of mine dumped her long term bf by having the best sex ever...

that doesn't sound so bad actually

Hail 2 Da Chimp

My main method of dumping: Ignoring them until they get the picture and we stop seeing each other. :cool: Thats how a man ends a relationship!

colly10

eolhc wrote: »

that doesn't sound so bad actually

Ye break up sex is always the best

MIN2511

eolhc wrote: »

that doesn't sound so bad actually

He wasn't expecting it....;)

biko

Best way? Seems more like worst/most evil ways.

My best way - took her out drinking, just her and me. Halfway through broke up, we decided to remain friends and we stayed out drinking another few hours. We're still good friends.

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

colly10

biko wrote: »

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

I think we have a winner

turf

One Cold Hand wrote: »

It's not evil. She was on her way over with a present. Wanted to nip it in the bud.

or.. take the present and wait 2 weeks.

turf

biko wrote: »

Best way? Seems more like worst/most evil ways.

My best way - took her out drinking, just her and me. Halfway through broke up, we decided to remain friends and we stayed out drinking another few hours. We're still good friends.

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

win.

ntlbell

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Okay, no one likes breakups, but everyone has at least one hell hole of a relationship that they know the have to get out of, so did you do it in stlye? Any witty one liners?

I once went out with a complete bee-ach of a woman who would follow me everywhere and complain at what I did and I remember I was in a bar with some friends and out of the blue she showed up. I got a bit miffed and told here it was over, and of course got lots of abuse, it was then I delivered the most lame line ever, (don't hate the player, hate the game) everything was silent because people had been listening to her yelling at me and the place errupted into laughter.

I never heard from her again

did you start this thread to try and create some illusion that ginger's actually have relationship's in order too fool other normal folk that it might be ok to date one?

Cunning.

Captain Ginger

ntlbell wrote: »

did you start this thread to try and create some illusion that ginger's actually have relationship's in order too fool other normal folk that it might be ok to date one?

Cunning.

You son of a !

You have won this round, but I will have my revenge.

Krsnik87

Just stopped answering the phone for a while until she gave up, felt like an asshole for doing it afterwords but I'm not one for confrontations with people who sharpen thier nails like arrows so it seemed like a safe bet

Mimikyu

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RATM

Best dumping line ever had to be the one and only Homer J.Simpson in the episode where Bart starts up a false relationship with Edna Krabapple.

The opening line of the letter to Edna as dictated by Homer:

"Dear Edna. Welcome to Dumpville, population: you"

beerbaron

RATM wrote: »

Best dumping line ever had to be the one and only Homer J.Simpson in the episode where Bart starts up a false relationship with Edna Krabapple.

The opening line of the letter to Edna as dictated by Homer:

"Dear Edna. Welcome to Dumpville, population: you"

p.s I am gay

strawberryfield

I'm not an evil/physco/insert crazy atrribute here kinda girlfriend. We were going out for about 1 year. I though he was really cool but nope....this guy was just an ass. On one particular night he was being a particularly sleazy mean ass when I went over to the bar bought his favourite drink, guiness, and handed it to him with a smile. He was all like "sound babe, right as I was saying....blah blah " Then I said, " excuse me honey...we're finished, its for your hand"


Whatever stick I'll get for that on this I don't care, it was perfect at the time.

Earthhorse

Not me, but a mate of mine was seeing this chick he didn't really fancy and had arranged to meet her at the cinema. Rather than cancel that and break up or simply not show he had another mate drive him there, got out, met the girl, told her they should just be friends then hopped back in the car and went home.

One Cold Heart wrote: »

Christmas Eve. By Text.

Dudess

"I'm on da interweb boasting about how insensitive I was when I dumped a girl - aren't I DA MAN??!!"

Captain Ginger

Dudess wrote: »

"I'm on da interweb boasting about how insensitive I was when I dumped a girl - aren't I DA MAN??!!"

Yes?

Dudess

Those bints who love "bad boys" and then spend half their lives crying and moaning about what "bastards" men are would probably think so... :pac:

Captain Ginger

Dudess wrote: »

Those bints who love "bad boys" and then spend half their lives crying and moaning about what "bastards" men are would probably think so... :pac:

Nah I get where you're coming from.

It was just in this case the women was a headcase.

She would hit me while I was sleeping....

Earthhorse

Dudess wrote: »

"I'm on da interweb boasting about how insensitive I was when I dumped a girl - aren't I DA MAN??!!"

You dumped her over the internet? Harsh.

Captain Ginger wrote: »

She would hit me while I was sleeping....

That's the best time to hit someone.

Anarking

biko wrote: »

Best way? Seems more like worst/most evil ways.

My best way - took her out drinking, just her and me. Halfway through broke up, we decided to remain friends and we stayed out drinking another few hours. We're still good friends.

Worst way - decided to break up with this girl on a Saturday night during a party at her house. Packed all her stuff in a plastic bag and left that inside her front door as we arrived. During the party myself and her girlfriend started arguing about something stupid and I stood up to leave with my friends. She follows me to the front door and says "I don't think I can go out with you when you're like this".
I turn and point to the bag "Your sh!t is in the bag" and walked out.

Why would you put her stuff in a bag if it was in her house?



FFFFFFFFAKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Captain Ginger

Anarking wrote: »

Why would you put her stuff in a bag if it was in her house?



FFFFFFFFAKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or maybe she has stuff at his house and he packed it into a bag before he went over to here like his story said.

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

RefulgentGnomon

In a crouching position with my kaks around my ankles after a heavy feed in the chinese....

Anarking

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Or maybe she has stuff at his house and he packed it into a bag before he went over to here like his story said.

RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDD

Ill be damned if A ginger who thinks people will believe hes ever had a girlfriend is gonna call me a retard.

Duggy747

I think this would be a good way to get rid of the bitch.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f292/mmcg/1207272578472.gif

RobertFoster

*doesn't read topic*

I was about 8 years old, at a petting zoo, holding a fluffly yellow chick on my outstretched palm. The little bastard shits on my hand and ends up getting thrown across the room. The attendant was pissed.

pickarooney

RobertFoster wrote: »

*doesn't read topic*

I was about 8 years old, at a petting zoo, holding a fluffly yellow chick on my outstretched palm. The little bastard shits on my hand and ends up getting thrown across the room. The attendant was pissed.

Fail, chick dumped (on) you first.