Ever caught letting off some knuckle children

randylonghorn · 21-08-2007 12:48pm

thelastangryman wrote:

It wouldn't be a big deal in my old school though. Some whipped it out in class. Not pretty.

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DRakE · 21-08-2007 1:00pm

alot of people's "mates" have been caught

ahem

DRakE · 21-08-2007 1:00pm

alot of people's "mates" have been caught

ahem

Steve_o · 21-08-2007 2:43pm

thelastangryman wrote:

I guess the truth just got blurted out. It wouldn't be a big deal in my old school though. Some whipped it out in class. Not pretty.

Did i read this right?....Yep!!! What the F**k??

thefinalstage · 21-08-2007 7:21pm

Steve_o wrote:

Did i read this right?....Yep!!! What the F**k??

Yep, secondary schools are getting gayer.

matt-dublin wrote:

all boys gay school i presume?

I couldn't understand why myself they were always Skangers to be fair. Most from Lucan...

Spyral · 22-08-2007 5:17am

everyone plays with the trouser python, not everyone gets caught, and not everyone admits it.

what about celibates ? Im trying to give up 2 weeks tomorrow :P

6th · 22-08-2007 8:22am

Check out this beautiful song about the subject:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCCb87vvK_U

matt-dublin · 22-08-2007 9:54am

Spyral wrote:

what about celibates ? Im trying to give up 2 weeks tomorrow :P

just means next time you do you're gonna need a bucket instead of a tissue.

Duggy747 · 22-08-2007 10:10am

Spyral wrote:

what about celibates ? Im trying to give up 2 weeks tomorrow :P

Screw the bucket of tissue!! You're gonna need the bucket itself next time you go off!!

matt-dublin · 22-08-2007 11:44am

Duggy747 wrote:

Screw the bucket of tissue!! You're gonna need the bucket itself next time you go off!!

lol you should read my post again!

Steez · 22-08-2007 12:02pm

Never been caught, although there have been a few close calls.

I completely don't understand this at all:

I used to be in digs in Dublin, with this family. The family had a daughter, and she had a computer in her room that I also used. One day I walked in to use it, and she going at it on the bed, I pretended I didnt see what was going on and left the room. I mean she was only 14 for feck sake !! neither of us ever brought the subject up, it's best just to let these things go, sure it could happen to anyone.

If there's anything porn and various erotic stories have taught us, is that there should have without a doubt been an enormous amount of riding following your entrance. The fact that there wasn't leads me to a few possible conclusions:
1) She was a total minger (ignore the fact she's 14 for the time being)
2) You don't like women
3) Porn was...wrong?

How d'you know she wasn't actually 18, but had to play the part of the 14 year old?

Duggy747 · 22-08-2007 12:20pm

matt-dublin wrote:

lol you should read my post again!

LOL!!

Sounds hilarious now that I think of it; Bucket of Tissues, pfffffft!!!

Ger_Hankey · 22-08-2007 5:26pm

I work in an office which has about fifteen blokes and three girls working in it. There are three toilets, one of them is used as the ladies/visitors one as its closest to the boardroom and usually kept the cleanest. A couple of months ago, the MD sends an email around saying that that toilet is off limits to all male members of staff. I just reckoned somebody missed the bowl while peeing and forgot about it. A couple of weeks later we were on a company night out and I got talking to one of the female members of staff who gave me the real story. She was going into the toilets just after she saw one of the blokes come out. It turns out that he actually did the ol' five-fingered shuffle in the ladies toilet and then never bothered cleaning up after him....

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 23-08-2007 12:04pm

Ger_Hankey wrote:

I work in an office which has about fifteen blokes and three girls working in it. There are three toilets, one of them is used as the ladies/visitors one as its closest to the boardroom and usually kept the cleanest. A couple of months ago, the MD sends an email around saying that that toilet is off limits to all male members of staff. I just reckoned somebody missed the bowl while peeing and forgot about it. A couple of weeks later we were on a company night out and I got talking to one of the female members of staff who gave me the real story. She was going into the toilets just after she saw one of the blokes come out. It turns out that he actually did the ol' five-fingered shuffle in the ladies toilet and then never bothered cleaning up after him....

it would be easy to find out who it was, look for the guy with the white stains on his clothes!

Duggy747 · 23-08-2007 12:07pm

Eurgh, probably the guy with all the suspicious dried stains on the crotch of his trousers and a quiet look about him that just says: "I hide the heads of hookers in my fridge!"

Ger_Hankey · 23-08-2007 12:48pm

Duggy747 wrote:

Eurgh, probably the guy with all the suspicious dried stains on the crotch of his trousers and a quiet look about him that just says: "I hide the heads of hookers in my fridge!"

Oh they know who it was, but how does your boss quietly call somebody aside and say "please don't **** in the ladies toilets, or if you do will you clean it up please?"
And I wouln't be surprized if this bloke has the odd head sitting in beside his mayonnaise....

Orlee · 23-08-2007 1:22pm

What's the female equivalent of Knuckle Children?

DaBreno · 23-08-2007 1:29pm

Washing the carpet?

Spud83 · 23-08-2007 1:31pm

Flicking the Bean?

23-08-2007 1:39pm

Double clicking the mouse.

Orlee · 23-08-2007 1:47pm

Hmmm - they all sound horrible!

Ger_Hankey · 23-08-2007 1:50pm

muff-fluffing

Spud83 · 23-08-2007 2:13pm

Orlee wrote:

Hmmm - they all sound horrible!

So what do you call it, and dont say you dont have a name for it.

matt-dublin · 23-08-2007 2:25pm

stretching the finger muscles...

tuck and curl, tuck and curl girls, just one more time

(to some cheesey 80s music on the background of an excercise video!)

Keyzer · 24-08-2007 7:10pm

Deleted User wrote:

Double clicking the mouse.

haha

Blitzkrieger · 25-08-2007 9:18am

One of the lads told us a story about how a girl sharing a house with him thought she caught him ****.

There was other people sharing the house too but they were gone home for the weekend. Herself went out and (let's call him) *Dave's girlfriend called over with a DvD. The DvD ends, Dave puts on a porno and after a while they start going at it on the sofa......until they hear the front door opening. Dave jumps up looking for his pants when the poor girl walks into the sitting room to see him standing there with a big red face, a raging boner and porn on the TV. Dave's girlfriend was behind him so she never saw him before leaving the room. The girlfriend was well embarassed and legged it. To this day she thinks Dave was alone in the house.

At least that's the story he tells.............

*Because that's his name.

Xhristy · 19-02-2008 9:35pm

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Lockstep · 19-02-2008 10:15pm

I went out with a girl who told me she had once flicked her bean at the back of the science lab. They had these big old fashioned desks that shielded all view from below the chest.

She was a randy young girl.

She was 14 at the time of the dirty deed.

Terry · 19-02-2008 10:23pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I went out with a girl who told me she had once flicked her bean at the back of the science lab. They had these big old fashioned desks that shielded all view from below the chest.

She was a randy young girl.

She was 14 at the time of the dirty deed.

I once had a conversation with a girl who told me that she had never masturbated.
I told her she should go home and give it a go.

A few days later we were in the pub.
She told me she had tried it and loved it.

Then she went home and left me with a horn that would have pulled a gorilla out of a swamp.

Cock teasing bitch.

someuser90 · 19-02-2008 10:24pm

kickoutthejams wrote: »

I went out with a girl who told me she had once flicked her bean at the back of the science lab. They had these big old fashioned desks that shielded all view from below the chest.

She was a randy young girl.

She was 14 at the time of the dirty deed.

gigity

Ever caught letting off some knuckle children

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