disabled bathroom sex.. YES it happens!

antSionnach · 12-07-2006 05:27PM #1

Last Christmas or so when the 3rd floor in the JJ was really busy, I could have sworn I heard people having sex. Either that or it was a ventrioquist having a ****. And THEN today, I saw a girl running out of there. I dont know what they were doing maybe they were just talking but a guy came out like 2 mins later. By the look on his face id say he "came in there" too!

Whats the story? Ive had a look around and yes it is quite apt for bathroom nookie. Has anyone done it in there?

And... Why?!

ps yes i do actually spend some of my time studying in the library, Im not always the resident CCTV you know. Now back to study.....

Scraggs · 12-07-2006 05:48PM

I've heard of it, thought it might have been an urban legend!

PS: Grimes is in there the whole time with Librocop
PPS: And Libro-bangarda too.

Riamfada · 12-07-2006 05:52PM

Scraggs wrote:

I've heard of it.

Heard of it? Its known as Scraggs' Hole !

hullaballoo · 13-07-2006 01:23AM

Sex in the Arts block is common-place. That's why they sell condoms and vibrators in the toilets.

The opposite is true for the Commerce and Law faculties wherein there are no contraceptives/stimulants available.

P.S. Don't be offended. It's just pointing out fact. Cold, hard fact.

Sangre · 13-07-2006 01:25AM

Where theres a willy theres a way!

Scraggs · 13-07-2006 01:36AM

hullaballoo wrote:

Sex in the Arts block is common-place. That's why they sell condoms and vibrators in the toilets.

The opposite is true for the Commerce and Law faculties wherein there are no contraceptives/stimulants available.

P.S. Don't be offended. It's just pointing out fact. Cold, hard fact.

Pardon my innocence ..ha.. but do they really sell vibrators in the Arts block? not that I'm interested or anything Librocop satisfies me enough ta v much

And does that mean ye Quinn Schoolers/Roebuck-ers cant get laid or are ye ridden with STI's???

Remember kids no matter where or when, think contraception!

elmyra · 13-07-2006 02:44AM

They'd have to be ridden with something. *badum tish*

sorry, I'll just get my coat...

Stepherunie · 13-07-2006 08:38AM

Yep the do sell them in the boys bathrooms apparently - one of my friends told me about them a while back.

It's very odd vibrators in vending machines

Chakar · 13-07-2006 09:30AM

You would think they would sell them in the girls bathroom instead.

Stepherunie · 13-07-2006 09:51AM

I was thinking that too but i dunno from what i heard of it it seemed a kinda unisex one or something.

singingstranger · 13-07-2006 09:54AM

I know someone who's had it - twice - in the disabled toilets of the Forum Bar, as it was.

Chakar · 13-07-2006 10:09AM

I didn't know there were unisex toilets in UCD anyway.Damn you singingstranger for not telling us who was it.Feel free to pm the name!

pretty*monster · 13-07-2006 10:50AM

We're in university people, of course it happens (frankly I'd be worried for our generation if it didn't.

And they sell the vibrators in the lads jacks cos they're the type you slip on your finger when you're too lazy to do things the old fashioned way or whatever (afaik, we were going to go on an investigation post-SU Council one night, but got distracted by something shiney instead).

antSionnach · 13-07-2006 01:40PM

We're in university people, of course it happens

i know, but in a bathroom?

re: vibrators in the mens? im going to check this out. (the vending machine not the actual vibrator)

Chinafoot · 13-07-2006 01:49PM

pretty*monster wrote:

And they sell the vibrators in the lads jacks cos they're the type you slip on your finger when you're too lazy to do things the old fashioned way or whatever .

Do you mean the Durex ones that look like a plastic ring with a little square on it? If so, that's not meant for the finger, it's a cock-ring - would explain why they're sold in the mens. They were quite popular when I worked in Boots.

Mola.mola · 13-07-2006 01:51PM

antSionnach wrote:

Either that or it was a ventrioquist having a ****.

hehe made me laugh

Stepherunie · 13-07-2006 02:04PM

Someone go do a reci and find out so we can ascertain once and for all what type we're talking about - otherwise this is going to go even more off topic than it is currently.

On the topic of disabled toilets - teh one in the library seems a slightly odd choice - they're far quieter ones to be found

Het-Field · 13-07-2006 04:11PM

Good, Christian, Progressive Democrat values, thats what the College needs ! I think its time we stop selling those things. It drags the moral fibre of college through the mud and it encourages unchaste behaviour in the jacks. At least i know what it is when i hear a buzz in the male jacks.

The_Minister · 13-07-2006 04:15PM

Het-Field wrote:

Good, Christian, Progressive Democrat values, thats what the College needs ! I think its time we stop selling those things. It drags the moral fibre of college through the mud and it encourages unchaste behaviour in the jacks. At least i know what it is when i hear a buzz in the male jacks.

PDs are liberal not conservative. They want to give the pill to 9-year-olds.

Riamfada · 13-07-2006 04:52PM

anyone ever HAD sex in college? Nearly had sex in Theater M once but had to leave cause it was late

singingstranger · 13-07-2006 05:06PM

Het-Field wrote:

Good, Christian, Progressive Democrat values, thats what the College needs!

Shill!

/me waits for Pythia to take her turn promoting her political wares...

pretty*monster · 13-07-2006 06:10PM

peachypants wrote:

Do you mean the Durex ones that look like a plastic ring with a little square on it? If so, that's not meant for the finger, it's a cock-ring - would explain why they're sold in the mens. They were quite popular when I worked in Boots.

Quite possibly, like I said I never inversigated it properly. My view is, If you're going to use mechanical toys leave other people out of the equation, it's more sanitary that way.

uncle ernie · 13-07-2006 06:18PM

Stepherunie wrote:

Someone go do a reci and find out so we can ascertain once and for all what type we're talking about - otherwise this is going to go even more off topic than it is currently.

On the topic of disabled toilets - teh one in the library seems a slightly odd choice - they're far quieter ones to be found

no no id imagine the one in the library would have to be the quietest

Riamfada · 13-07-2006 06:18PM

pretty*monster wrote:

Quite possibly, like I said I never inversigated it properly. My view is, If you're going to use mechanical toys leave other people out of the equation, it's more sanitary that way.

when you are in the mood that dosnt matter

Jonny Arson · 13-07-2006 07:02PM

Grimes wrote:

anyone ever HAD sex in college? Nearly had sex in Theater M once but had to leave cause it was late

**** yourself in theatre M at 11 o'clock at night doesn't count as sex Grimes :rolleyes:

Sangre · 13-07-2006 07:20PM

Zane from MTV2 wrote:

**** yourself in theatre M at 11 o'clock at night doesn't count as sex Grimes :rolleyes:

It does if you throw it a girl afterwards.

Poor Student · 13-07-2006 07:32PM

Never heard any shagging in the toilet next to me but I did hear a guy enter the cublicle next to me and excitedly exclaim to himself "Man, he has a sweet ass!". No idea who had gotten him so excited.

Riamfada · 13-07-2006 07:49PM

probably his new donkey

Het-Field · 13-07-2006 08:49PM

Man once in fireworks i saw two people shagging on the dancefloor, and after about five minites of the ordeal, a friend of the female in question pulled her away. This left the gentlemen in question having to stand there for a few seconds with his c**k on show, and he had to put it away in the public gaze. Karma hahaha

Riamfada · 13-07-2006 09:02PM

thats what you get for going to fireworks!

Het-Field · 13-07-2006 09:03PM

Rest assured i never went back there again

disabled bathroom sex.. YES it happens!

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