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disabled bathroom sex.. YES it happens!

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    #92
    singingstranger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    irlrobins wrote:
    No. Sex in res is like farting in the bath. Everyone has done it at some stage.
    /me feels left out... :(


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    #93
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Het-Field wrote:
    And if you take out the words "William", "Jefferson" and "Auditorium" and take out the letters "n" "t" and "o" of "Clinton", ANGEL of Fire had sex beside the "CLIT" !!!!!


    If you re-arrange all the letters of Tullamore and have a devious mind you can spell 'Satan is right'..... it's written in Revelations!!!!


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    #94
    boneless
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    Het-Field wrote:
    And beside the CLIT


    I can draw you a map...


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    #95
    elmyra
    Registered Users Posts: 1,755 ✭✭✭elmyra


    I thought men couldn't chart places they'd never been to? Has cartography been lying to me? :p


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    #96
    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    Fear not elmyra - they speak metaphorically, someday they shall be enlightened as to it's location - that is if they ever bother to try....


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    #97
    antSionnach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭antSionnach


    im starting to think its not that regular. i have been keeping an ear to the ground (metaphorically speaking, ahem) and zip. (pun intended)

    Sigh. Had cheap porn potential.


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    #98
    irlrobins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    singingstranger wrote:
    /me feels left out... :(
    Well fill up the bath tonight and have beans for tea. :p


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    #99
    singingstranger
    Registered Users Posts: 2,270 ✭✭✭singingstranger


    irlrobins wrote:
    Well fill up the bath tonight and have beans for tea. :p
    /me swoons hysterically


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    #100
    dajaffa
    Registered Users Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭dajaffa


    singingstranger wrote:
    /me feels left out... :(

    Ah but you have been in the same bed as a beauty queen...

    just not at the same time


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    #101
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    and what he got up to thinking of that beauty queen in that bad makes baby jesus cry


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    #102
    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    Did I really need that mental image? No I didn't thanks grimes!


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    #103
    hullaballoo
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    So would that be a no, then?


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    #104
    panda100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,551 ✭✭✭panda100


    Pythia wrote:
    Does Belgrove count? :)

    Doesnt count,,,tbh the disabled toilets would probably be more comfortable and inviting then some of the lads flats in belgrove.Unless u want to wake up in a lice infected room under a smelly mayo duvet that hasnt been washed since it was first brought about 15 years ago


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    #105
    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    hullaballoo wrote:
    So would that be a no, then?

    You would be correct in that assumption alright.

    Belgrove always had a faint wiff about it to me - Merville had comfy matresses though, it would beat a toilet anyways.


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    #106
    irlrobins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    Chakar wrote:
    Wouldn't like to live on campus.
    What's that got to do with sex in the disabled toilet????


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    #107
    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    That's somethign that also puzzled me - on campus houses are surprisingly well soundproofed between bedrooms.


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    #108
    Gone West
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    dont you UCD people have apartments?


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    #109
    singingstranger
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    Stepherunie wrote:
    That's somethign that also puzzled me - on campus houses are surprisingly well soundproofed between bedrooms.
    No they're not! *speaking from experience*

    Hearing a repeated D-flat from the next room ftl.


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    #110
    irlrobins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    singingstranger wrote:
    Hearing a repeated D-flat from the next room ftl.
    Geez, could he not have saved it for the bath.
    fuzzylogic wrote:
    dont you UCD people have apartments?
    Boring!!!!!


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    #111
    Gone West
    Registered Users Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    irlrobins wrote:
    Boring!!!!!
    try gross!


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    #112
    irlrobins
    Registered Users Posts: 7,541 ✭✭✭irlrobins


    FuzzyLogic wrote:
    try gross!
    You mean everytime u've had sex it's been in a bed? Surely not! Now I agree toilet sex is not very, mmm, sexy, but there are better places!


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    #113
    Gone West
    Registered Users Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭Gone West


    irlrobins wrote:
    You mean everytime u've had sex it's been in a bed? Surely not! Now I agree toilet sex is not very, mmm, sexy, but there are better places!
    who said bed....
    I just made the point that public bathrooms are disgusting places...

    ;)


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    #114
    Scraggs
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    Apologies for going even further off-topic but this reminds me of the 3-in-a-bed antics the happend the night Scraggs visited NUIM and met Fuzzy!


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    #115
    Stepherunie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Stepherunie


    Interesting......

    NOw see i never heard noises when i lived on res Mr. Stranger, however I am a heavy sleeper. I did hear an alarm for a full 72 hours but that's another story.

    I found them adequate in my abode for drowning out noises or else few of my fellow residents in my house were getting any - could be either really.


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    #116
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Scraggs wrote:
    Apologies for going even further off-topic but this reminds me of the 3-in-a-bed antics the happend the night Scraggs visited NUIM and met Fuzzy!


    no wait. I want to hear more about this


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    #117
    Het-Field
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,350 ✭✭✭Het-Field


    Grimes wrote:
    no wait. I want to hear more about this


    Its just her showing off.

    If she is a minger, then we dont want to hear about it. The idea of ugly people naked is just gross (including me) (that covers all clever responses) So hahahahahaha !


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    #118
    panda100
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    Het-Field wrote:
    Its just her showing off.

    If she is a minger, then we dont want to hear about it. The idea of ugly people naked is just gross (including me) (that covers all clever responses) So hahahahahaha !

    Our scraggs is definatly no minger,far from it.If I was to sleep with someone though I wouldnt give a toss what they looked like as long as they could make me laugh and make me happy:) ehh but thats for pi.

    Walls on residence are paper thin!You can hear everything through it.I always had to crank up my radio when ever my boyfriend came to visit me in belgrove cos I used to be able to hear EVERYTHING my flatmates did.


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    #119
    Het-Field
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,350 ✭✭✭Het-Field


    panda100 wrote:
    Our scraggs is definatly no minger,far from it.If I was to sleep with someone though I wouldnt give a toss what they looked like as long as they could make me laugh and make me happy:) ehh but thats for pi.

    Walls on residence are paper thin!You can hear everything through it.I always had to crank up my radio when ever my boyfriend came to visit me in belgrove cos I used to be able to hear EVERYTHING my flatmates did.


    SEX IS FOR MARRIAGE NOT FOR CAMPUS (UNLESS YOU ARE MARRIED)


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    #120
    Riamfada
    Registered Users Posts: 10,246 ✭✭✭✭Riamfada


    Het-Field wrote:
    SEX IS FOR MARRIAGE NOT FOR CAMPUS (UNLESS YOU ARE MARRIED)


    ah the simple joys . you have no idea what your missing out on. Why wait till your body is old and flabby and incontinent to enjoy it.


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    #121
    meowCat
    Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭meowCat


    Grimes wrote:
    are you mad women?
    ah boo. Be nice to me Grimesie!!
    Stepherunie wrote:
    bad partner in crime?
    I suppose so.
    :D
    rain on wrote:
    rofl.

    this is a definite possibility.
    I should stop telling you things ;):p
    Stepherunie wrote:
    Yay so further increases of sti infections for all because of a lack of education!!!!!!!!!! How the health service will love that!


    Oh and more aids too!!!!
    And it's welcome to the States!!!!! :rolleyes:
    Het-Field wrote:
    SEX IS FOR MARRIAGE NOT FOR CAMPUS (UNLESS YOU ARE MARRIED)
    I love the good, old, simple values!!

    I still don't get the appeal of disabled toilets. No matter in which building. :cool:


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