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Lust4Life · 12-07-2006 03:54PM

Why is Martha Stewart still my hero???

L4L

fade2black · 12-07-2006 03:56PM

Do you miss Pam?

homah_7ft · 12-07-2006 03:57PM

Why do I exist?

Gordon · 12-07-2006 04:02PM

amp wrote:

Well my mobile has an alarm which plays an annoying song I wrote on it. It get's louder as it get's worse and therefore I awake to a mad panic and hatred of my lack of musical ability.

Dear amp, is it possible that you can post the song you wrote here please, as I want to add a cheesy beat and some fantastic synthemesisers to it with my musical computro-box.

Lust4Life · 12-07-2006 04:04PM

Why doesn't my husband sing in the shower???

L4L

ondafly · 12-07-2006 04:10PM

What didn't BBS create LMs in the correct offset for the E36 ?

kittenkiller · 12-07-2006 05:31PM

How drunk should I get for my birthday in a student bar this evening??

And on what?

Sparky · 12-07-2006 05:59PM

amp wrote:

I'd be a lumberjack, and let me assure you; I'd be ok.

Do you like wearing high heals, suspenders and a bra?

Rhyme · 12-07-2006 06:47PM

When am who?

Shabadu · 12-07-2006 07:01PM

Sparky-s wrote:

Do you like wearing high heals, suspenders and a bra?

Sparky · 12-07-2006 07:08PM

Shabadu wrote:

Pam looks hawt.....rarrrr.

amp · 12-07-2006 07:14PM

Shabadu wrote:

How do you know if somethings old meme?

Interesting question, I guess it's officially old when you hear non-internet types saying them. Although some meme's become old before they even reach the internet due to differences in generations.

However some meme's are good because they can change the world forever.

amp · 12-07-2006 07:18PM

Lust4Life wrote:

How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop????

L4L

That would depend on many factors including the size, density and saliva of the owners tongue, the average consistency of said tootsie pop, humidity and lick per minute rate.

Sarky · 12-07-2006 07:18PM

Is it me or does that pic remind anyone else of that Kelly Ozzbourne?

amp · 12-07-2006 07:21PM

Rozabeez wrote:

...How often did you post on teenireland before you were upgraded to boards.ie?

Teenireland is crap
I did not post there before
USENET only when teen

amp · 12-07-2006 07:27PM

Lust4Life wrote:

Why is Martha Stewart still my hero???

L4L

Well when you put the context of what she did into the perspective of crimes that people understand then it's easy to see why most of the American public still crave Martha.

In other words, people don't rate insider trading as a big deal. They do however think a lot about drapes.

amp · 12-07-2006 07:29PM

fade2black wrote:

Do you miss Pam?

Do I miss Pam bitch,
Not at all she was a bitch
Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch!

amp · 12-07-2006 07:32PM

There was a youngish man from Dublin
The time it was causin him troublin'
It's time to go
To work for now
When I get back my efforts are doublin'

Scraggs · 12-07-2006 07:32PM

Whats with Richie Kavannagh and his weird hat?

homah_7ft · 12-07-2006 08:47PM

Why didn't you answer my question?

Lust4Life · 12-07-2006 11:44PM

LOVED the Tootsie Pop answer!!!!

So next question, do you make any money impersonating Kelly Osborne????

Still want to know why hubby doesn't sing in the shower!

L4L

homah_7ft · 12-07-2006 11:48PM

Can I try an answer?

Lust4Life · 13-07-2006 12:55AM

Why does James Brown still make me feel like dancing after all these years???

Dirk Gently · 13-07-2006 01:31AM

if there was a fight between you and the mighty wise Gnome to decide who gets to answer all these wonderful questions who would win, bearing in mind that for the purposes of said death match the Gnome has super powers such as super strength in the right side of his body and an extra long left arm giving him a reach advantage.

You would have super strong bad breath (enough to kill a gnome) but would have to get in under his long reaching left jabs to get close enough to breathe on him, thus risking a thunderous right uppercut from the gnome’s enhanced strength in the right hand. What tactics would you use and who would be the ultimate victor.

amp · 13-07-2006 05:56AM

homah_7ft wrote:

Why do I exist?

You exist because two random strands of DNA happened to meet up and eventually divided into the multi-cellular organism you are today. You survived infancy and learned various abilities that allowed you to post in this different dimension known as teh interweb.

Biologically speaking you exist in order to reproduce. In a social context you exist to further the progress of the human race.

However I think the real answer to your question is up to you. It's up to you to find out why you exist. That's the challenge we all face.

DMC · 13-07-2006 06:01AM

Dr. Amp, what is it with those lads up north with those little orange off-the-shoulder numbers, the old London businessmens' caps and their need for a jaunty walk and a bang of the drum? Eh?

nicryan · 13-07-2006 06:27AM

why do only annoying songs get stuck in my head?

-n

amp · 13-07-2006 06:30AM

Gordon wrote:

Dear amp, is it possible that you can post the song you wrote here please, as I want to add a cheesy beat and some fantastic synthemesisers to it with my musical computro-box.

Dear lord it's cheesy info already. But as soon as my laptop stops being ghey about it's irda connection then I'll upload it.

amp · 13-07-2006 06:53AM

Lust4Life wrote:

Why doesn't my husband sing in the shower???

L4L

L4's hubby is quiet in the shower
Perhaps he is like a flower
I don't mean he's gay
It's just that I'd say
When watered he gains mighty power

amp · 13-07-2006 07:03AM

ondafly wrote:

What didn't BBS create LMs in the correct offset for the E36 ?

I presume you mean why. If so I'm guessing there was a problem with them at high speed. But I'm also guessing that you know far more about the tires on BMW's

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