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Ask amp (TURBO EL33T EDITION!)

  • 12-07-2006 11:01AM
    #1
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭


    Normally I'd write a blog but I can't think of anything to write about. YET I CRAVE TO TYPE! CRAVEN SO I AM! CRAVEN AND WICKED!

    So in this thread, ask me questions. They can be about anything*, including me**

    I may answer you in limerick or haiku form or without the aid of poetry at all.

    LET'S GO!





    *Terms and conditions apply.
    **See a doctor if symtoms persist.


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  • #2
    joe_chicken
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,287 ✭✭✭joe_chicken


    Probably been asked this before... but....

    What is it exactly that you amplify?


  • #3
    Sparky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,227 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    If you wern't an amp, what would you be and why?

    How big is your turbo, does it make sweet noises?


  • #4
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    can you write a post so pointless you can't even fin


  • #5
    Beruthiel
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,361 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    What gets you out of bed every morning amp?
    That is, if you actually get out of bed in the first place....?


  • #6
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    Why do some people wear both socks and sandals?
    Are they just greedy?
    ¯\(o_º)/¯


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  • #7
    spacecoyote
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,950 ✭✭✭spacecoyote


    who knows more, you, or The Gnome?


  • #8
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    Who is Dr. Demento? Is it all one massive in-joke?


  • #9
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    joe_chicken wrote:
    Probably been asked this before... but....

    What is it exactly that you amplify?

    In truth, it's nothing to do with ampilfying. The real source of my name is contained on my homepage. I uh... lost a V along the way. :D


  • #10
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Sparky-s wrote:
    If you wern't an amp, what would you be and why?

    I'd be a lumberjack, and let me assure you; I'd be ok.
    How big is your turbo, does it make sweet noises?

    Possibly not sweet, but usually satisfying.


  • #11
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    tbh wrote:
    can you write a post so pointless you can't even fin

    This poem is badly
    Written and yet it still is
    Unfin


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  • #12
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Beruthiel wrote:
    What gets you out of bed every morning amp?
    That is, if you actually get out of bed in the first place....?

    Well my mobile has an alarm which plays an annoying song I wrote on it. It get's louder as it get's worse and therefore I awake to a mad panic and hatred of my lack of musical ability.


  • #13
    Kolodny
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭Kolodny


    Who is the smelliest person you've ever met?


  • #14
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Scraggs wrote:
    Why do some people wear both socks and sandals?
    Are they just greedy?
    ¯\(o_º)/¯

    Why do people wear sandals with socks,
    Is this puzzle that has Scraggs foxed,
    They like the air,
    But not the care,
    That comes from stepping on rocks.


  • #15
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    spacecoyote wrote:
    who knows more, you, or The Gnome?

    Well if he knows me then he does. Cos I don't know him. I have a level 12 Gmome warrior called Ampie that has pink hair. He's so cute.


  • #16
    The Gnome
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    amp wrote:
    Well if he knows me then he does. Cos I don't know him. I have a level 12 Gmome warrior called Ampie that has pink hair. He's so cute.

    Why did you leave the path of the Illusionist? We miss you.


  • #17
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    tbh wrote:
    Who is Dr. Demento? Is it all one massive in-joke?

    Dr. Demento has several doctorates in both Parascientology and Phsychobulemia. He has brought relief to millions and helped drive trolls out of PI.


  • #18
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    Do you taste of Chicken?


  • #19
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Kolodny wrote:
    Who is the smelliest person you've ever met?

    Smelly bad or smelly good?

    The first is probably myself. Give the close proximity my nose to both of my armpits there's not many that get to smell me this close. I remedy this with regular showers and Lynx.

    As for smelly good, well I'd like to say but TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY! :D


  • #20
    Scraggs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,578 ✭✭✭Scraggs


    What size shoe do you take?


  • #21
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    6th wrote:
    Do you taste of Chicken?

    I suck at my thumb,
    And I then savour the taste ,
    Not chicken am I.


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  • #22
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Scraggs wrote:
    What size shoe do you take?

    1. That's a damn good question. I used to think I was a 10, but my current runners state UK 8 EUR 42 USA 9.

    2. Which ever ones have the biggest heel ;)


  • #23
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    The Gnome wrote:
    Why did you leave the path of the Illusionist? We miss you.

    I guess I became.... disillusioned.


  • #24
    The Gnome
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,403 ✭✭✭The Gnome


    amp wrote:
    I guess I became.... disillusioned.

    Oh you!


  • #25
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    amp wrote:
    Dr. Demento has several doctorates in both Parascientology and Phsychobulemia. He has brought relief to millions and helped drive trolls out of PI.

    oh *that* Dr. Demento.


  • #26
    6th
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,247 ✭✭✭✭6th


    what should i have for lunch today? I'm working in Dublin city centre if that helps.


  • #27
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    6th wrote:
    what should i have for lunch today? I'm working in Dublin city centre if that helps.

    A Cuisine de France demi-baguette with iceberg lettuce, chicken, cheese and a sliced egg. Having an sliced egg with chicken gives it a slightly more perverted taste. Wash it down with a bottle of Pepsi Max and have a Starbar for dessert.


  • #28
    amp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,446 ✭✭✭✭amp


    Ok. sleeptime, will be back in a couple of hours.


  • #29
    Shabadu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,659 ✭✭✭Shabadu


    How do you know if somethings old meme?


  • #30
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    How many licks DOES it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop????

    L4L


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  • #31
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    ...How often did you post on teenireland before you were upgraded to boards.ie? :p


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