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Things dat Trivyully Annoy You (part whatever) *MOD WARNING IN OP* NEW

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  • Registered Users Posts: 24,929 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    my old neighbours were ditzy, occasionally annoying . But come back, all is forgiven.

    Their place has been taken over by the loud geek ADHD acting activist weirdo daughter of theirs who has seemingly invited a cast of equally loud and ‘flamboyant’ early 20 something’s to move in….

    Their wooden side gate is banging in the wind non stop, like whomever is coming in late or whenever on the bike doesn’t want the trouble of going around to open it so it’s never locked….then when they go outside for a smoke together and to socialise with their loud weirdo faux D4 meets Ballyhaunis accents… with the very effeminate one screaming and screeching , including post 10pm he is determined to out camp Kenneth Williams and you can hear the cûnt probably two postcodes away. I’ll end up getting arrested…🤦🏻‍♂️🥊😏⚠️



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,585 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    It drives me nuts when that happens . At 6’ + I’m constantly trying not to get my eyes poked out



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,585 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Today’s TA is receiving a legal letter from Monaghan CC about an issue that was sorted out 10+ years ago. for **** sake update your records 😡😡



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I can't see what the problem is. :pac:

    Besides, they can only gouge your eyes out once.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,472 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Just passed two guys in town with their (gorgeous) American bully, who was wearing a wrap muzzle. Fair play to them for having the dog muzzled in public (even though I don't agree with the requirement, personally) but those muzzles are only meant to be used for vet/groomer appointments where a dog needs to be kept from biting for a very brief time period. A basket muzzle is needed for being out and about in, dogs can't breathe or pant properly in wrap ones and are at serious risk of overheating in them. Particularly brachycephalic breeds like bullies.

    Nerd rant over.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭apache


    People who shake hands like a wet fish. It's **** terrible. Had 3 bad experiences during the week. Don't know if it's a cultural thing maybe.

    I was in mass for the first time in years and I went to shake peoples hands at the sign of peace. This is apparently frowned upon and has been done away since Covid. I'll know better next time.

    I like a good hearted genuine hand shake. What is it with people making their hand go limp and dead when you give them a handshake?



  • Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭Vote4Squirrels


    Join my losers club - I sprained my wrist cleaning the windows and my neck hurts falling asleep on the sofa in the wrong position!!!

    Feel better!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭Vote4Squirrels


    I’m 5 foot 1 - they’ll get the jugular!!!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,472 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    People who curse at their kids. A woman just got on the bus with a child who can't be more than 5 and she hasn't stopped effing and blinding at the poor kid since.



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,588 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    People who lie to you and then try to blame you and say you lack trust when you find out and put them on the spot. Lads, no point in getting annoyed if the fire alarm is blaring, maybe you should be more concerned about the raging fire.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,922 ✭✭✭spookwoman


    Quite a few people I know when they say something now I don't believe them because they have been caught out on lies so many times. Seems to be more people who can't tell the truth these days



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,717 ✭✭✭SuperBowserWorld


    The microwave beeping that sounds like an articulated lorry reversing in the kitchen when it's finished making all the other noise it makes to let you know it's done. 'sake



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,202 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Had to come back to say thanks for this post Spookwoman, sometimes i really love boards 😁 My elderly dad has been getting really painful wounds and infections front and back of his fingers for years. Hospitals and doctors have no idea whats causing it. Since i noticed getting stabbed randomly and reading more on it after your post, we thought could it be connected to the cactus as well. The four evil cactus we had went to live on a farm the next day and since then, his wounds have started to properly heal for the first time in literally years. Im also no longer getting random spikes and I'm still in the same room with the plants.

    We had a silver torch and three species of Cholla, all gone now. Genuine thanks for that post.

    In the spirit of TA though, TA that i saw a beautiful silhouette of a large raptor type bird flying quite high up, so got the camera out to get a pic if it got close enough. When it did get close enough i realized it was actually a really small plane.



  • Registered Users Posts: 5,832 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    That post had me going from ahhhh 💕 to full scale giggles 😂



  • Registered Users Posts: 24,929 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Beyoncé’s version of Blackbird by The Beatles….

    Shows you that when you strip back the glitz, sequins, ass shaking, big production and hype the woman can’t sing. All she’s done is hire a competent guitarist and hit several bum notes.

    And McCartney going all teenage fan boy in the media over it and her…. She isn’t singing in key ffs… embarrassing from both…especially McCartney, needs to wise up but I expect his ass licking is to attempt to ingratiate himself over into her fanbase $$$$$$$ on the back of the songs success. 🤦🏻‍♂️🥱



  • Registered Users Posts: 1,686 ✭✭✭maebee


    Passengers on the bus who press the Stop button and only begin to get out of their seats when the bus has come to a halt and the doors have opened.

    If you want to get off at the next stop, get out of your seat when you press the button and don't keep the driver and every other passenger waiting.



  • Registered Users Posts: 37,979 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Been a United supporter now



  • Registered Users Posts: 111 ✭✭Dany Hitch


    People parking in disability spots without a permit. Truly grinds my gears.



  • Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭Vote4Squirrels


    I thought the worst was that travesty of a cover of Jolene!!!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 24,929 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    TNT sports, showing fishing highlights. It’s a subscription sports TV channel. Fishing is a pastime, it’s not a sport. Despite what some fishermen think, seemingly many want it to be considered a sport as per this conversation im seeing..

    Two fellas here, sat in the pissing rain in middle England in expensive rain gear, just talking about rods, reels, floats, bait, line and catch the odd fish that genuinely almost induces an orgasmic reaction…all in between dreadful puns and anecdotes in addition to talking directly to the caught fish….👀

    If fishing is a sport then so is folk singing backwards…. Surely on a Friday morning there is some sport somewhere happening or if not, highlights of a proper sport and not pastimes… next week…. car washing competition from Milton Keynes…..? Flower bed arranging from Chester ?

    competition doesn’t automatically equal sport so don’t be marketing it as such and charging people to have the ability to view it..



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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,473 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    I had to take a listen to both Jolene and Blackbird…. Oh Lawdy, wat wuz she thinkin'? Straight singing is seriously not her strong suit!



  • Registered Users Posts: 666 ✭✭✭Vote4Squirrels


    And she’s changed what used to be a really sweet “please don’t take my man” to effectively “touch him bitch and you’re dead!!” - very mean spirited song now!!!



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,585 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    My inability to make it to bed at night .



  • Registered Users Posts: 469 ✭✭Baba Yaga


    same as,ruined jolene,turned into a "im going to smack you up bitch" thing but blackbird wasnt too bad just seemed kind of "off" to me but thats just my opinion, im no music expert..


    "They gave me an impossible task,one which they said I wouldnt return from...."

    ps wheres my free,fancy rte flip-flops...?



  • Registered Users Posts: 16,108 ✭✭✭✭iamwhoiam


    Brian Dowling and his husband god almighty do they ever shut up and stop looking for attention .



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Sib was giving out again about bad customer service, but did they read the T&Cs to know what they were supposed to do and what the company involved were supposed to do? dfuk he did or will and so the self-inflected drama continues.

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users Posts: 4,026 ✭✭✭Bredabe


    Imagine going to your bank for a printout, not having checked which account you want the printout from or having the glasses needed to check to see if it's showing the info you need, que a day of entitled stream of consciousness I'll have to put up with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    "Have you ever wagged your tail so hard you fell over"?-Brod Higgins.



  • Registered Users Posts: 13,472 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Bus Dopes™️ in general. Same people who wait til they're physically at the validator to start rooting for their Leap card. Stand at the bottom of the stairs/blocking the middle doors when there's loads of seats down the back. All try and pile on while there's people still getting off when it's an older bus with no centre doors. I could go on for days.



  • Registered Users Posts: 12,448 ✭✭✭✭bodhrandude


    I'll add, people that get on and sit on the outside seat and put their bag on the inside, I see this an awful lot, its alright if its a quiet enough bus, but if its filling up quickly that is a no, no from me.

    If you want to get into it, you got to get out of it. (Hawkwind 1982)



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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,472 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    I had actually started typing that but got too annoyed to finish it. And they always have the cheek to look all affronted when you ask them to move their bag so you can sit down.



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