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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,392 ✭✭✭✭ Realt Dearg Sec


    I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

    Incredible line. That entire angle is amazing, the **** of him trying to lower the sofa out of the hotel window.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,502 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

    That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,781 ✭✭✭ Riddle101




  • Registered Users Posts: 19,795 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    And now, retiring for the fifth and final time, Krusty the Clown.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,781 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "Greeting. Might I trouble you for a drink"
    "Get out of here Homer"
    "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭ Grab All Association


    Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,769 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop


    Moe: It's Po Mo
    Lads: Stare blankly
    Moe: Post Modern
    Lads: Stare blankly
    Moe: Alright, weird for the sake of weird
    Lads: Ooooohhh

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DwRAVJZ4A


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,781 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "It's brilliant. Savagely honest, tender, he has the soul of a poet."
    "You're very kind."
    "Excuse, did something crawl down your throat a die?"
    "It didn't die."


  • Registered Users Posts: 35,383 ✭✭✭✭ ohnonotgmail


    Homer no function beer well without.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭ silliussoddius


    ps, I am gay


  • Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭ Snails pace


    Football in the groin
    Football in the groin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭ Beanntraigheach


    Yo, Sensei. Can I go to the bathroom?

    You can if you believe you can.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,795 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Secret Service Agent: Excuse me, sir. Where are you going?
    Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face.
    Secret Service Agent: Okay. Is he expecting you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,038 ✭✭✭ rapul


    Security man : whoa whoa whoa whoa can I help you?

    Homer : potato man

    Other security man : where the bloody hell have you been?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,795 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,795 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Phone operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,592 ✭✭✭ dan1895


    So the ISF page on facebook was removed. The replies on their Twitter page will tell you why.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,839 ✭✭✭ Nerdkiller1991


    dan1895 wrote: »
    So the ISF page on facebook was removed. The replies on their Twitter page will tell you why.
    It's back now.

    https://www.buzz.ie/entertainment/irish-simpsons-fans-group-is-back-on-facebook-413005


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,592 ✭✭✭ dan1895


    Ha the "mistake" was 4000 people being banned in one day and that action being seen by Facebook as that of a bot when in fact it was the mods banning people they disagreed with.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ air assault


    Skinner Said The Teachers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,502 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Lisa: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?

    Milhouse: [shows a chart] We're broke.

    Lisa: The country is broke? How can that be?

    Milhouse: Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake.

    President Lisa's Aide: The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.

    Milhouse: And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,810 ✭✭✭ Hector Savage


    Been doing a rewatch of this on Disney+, man it was such a good show from 1989 - 1996 ...


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,795 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,795 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Lenny: Plutonium? Gee, Homer, isn't that kind of risky? Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,781 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Bart: I'd like to play me latest chart topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,844 ✭✭✭ Grab All Association


    Well, looks like we’ll be staying late today to make up for all this dillydallying.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,502 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Bart (Cycling): It's still dark, better use the generator...

    Hp2P.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,781 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Homer: "My daughter Lisa, IQ 156."
    Lisa: "Hi."
    Homer: "See."
    Homer: "And my son Bart. He owns a factory down town."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1 TheNarrator


    De Public: Why can't you tell us when de lockdown will end??

    Micky Martin: Its a secret....

    Stephen Donnelly: Shhhuuut Uuuupp!


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