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  • Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭ FarmerBrowne


    razorblunt wrote: »
    The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

    Here you go FATSO


  • Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭ Snails pace


    Baggly wrote: »
    Don't make me run I'm full of chocolate

    Somebody give me a towel


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭ fergus1001


    lisa needs braces


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    Here you go FATSO

    Lamentably, my gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,790 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Luigi: Homer, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review!


  • Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭ FarmerBrowne


    But nothing! She's a heifer, plain and simple.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭ Sin City


    At the morgue

    Marge "that's not my uncle Louis "
    Hans Molman "i told you I wasnt dead"
    Morgue attendent "that's just gas escaping "


  • Registered Users Posts: 325 ✭✭ MUFC91CS


    Moleman has some great scenes

    Reverend Lovejoy: All right, Hans. Time to go.
    Hans Moleman: But he ate my last meal.
    Lovejoy: Well, if that's the worst thing that happens to you today, consider yourself lucky. [two guards enter]
    Moleman: Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?
    Lovejoy: From this point on, no talking.

    Homer: I thought you were dead.
    Mother Simpson: I thought you were dead.
    Man: Well, dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed cemetery dead?
    (Coffin lowers) Hans Moleman: I didn’t want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "When i'm elected mayor, my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ye, and burn your town to cinders" - Groundskeeper Willie


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 34,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Baggly


    Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

    Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

    Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

    Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

    Flea : Wow. That's much better.

    Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭ Beanntraigheach


    Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
    Homer: Yep, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,390 ✭✭✭ paddylonglegs


    Baggly wrote: »
    Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

    Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

    Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

    Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

    Flea : Wow. That's much better.

    Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.

    I love how you have named all the chili members by their full names


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 34,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Baggly


    Not Flea though :D


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 71,211 Mod ✭✭✭✭ New Home


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 71,211 Mod ✭✭✭✭ New Home


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip-pur"....


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,185 ✭✭✭ castletownman


    https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/from-canyonero-to-can-i-borrow-a-feeling-ranking-the-best-15-songs-from-the-simpsons-140419

    Thoughts? I'm Checking In and Monorail inseparable at the top for me.

    No newer episodes feature of course. The drop off in quality lately is well illustrated in that list.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    Anyone who disagrees that New Orleans is the best by an absolute country mile needs a booting.

    EDIT: have just checked the list and it's not even there. JOE showing themselves up for the national embarrassment they are.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,780 ✭✭✭ Riddle101




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  • Registered Users Posts: 344 ✭✭ Santan


    Mr burns, why it's ................, fred flintsone and his wife Wilma, and this must be pebbles, oh and here, I brought some chocolates.

    Homer, YABADABADOO


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,765 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop




  • Registered Users Posts: 3,390 ✭✭✭ paddylonglegs


    You will die a terrible terrible death


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    You will die a terrible terrible death

    Thomas the Tank Engine: I'm going to die children....and so will you some day...


  • Registered Users Posts: 320 ✭✭ bewareofthedog


    The face Homer pulls when Lisa mentions the boogeyman :D



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,391 ✭✭✭✭ Realt Dearg Sec


    This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

    Oh honey I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,790 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Homer: If I know me...he wont like being kicked in the crotch.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,790 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/from-canyonero-to-can-i-borrow-a-feeling-ranking-the-best-15-songs-from-the-simpsons-140419

    Thoughts? I'm Checking In and Monorail inseparable at the top for me.

    No newer episodes feature of course. The drop off in quality lately is well illustrated in that list.

    See My Vest has to be no.1 for this line alone;

    "Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs."


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  • Registered Users Posts: 19,790 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
    Homer: [Gasps] Get off my property.


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