Dental plan!

Baggly · 16-10-2020 7:02am

Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea : Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.

Beanntraigheach · 16-10-2020 7:54am

Marge: Homer, is this the way you pictured married life?
Homer: Yep, pretty much. Except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.

paddylonglegs · 16-10-2020 9:06am

Baggly wrote: »

Krusty the Clown: Now, boys, the network has a problem with some of your lyrics. Do you mind changing them for the show?

Anthony Kiedis : Forget you, clown.

Chad Smith : Yeah, our lyrics are like our children, man. No way.

Krusty the Clown : Well, okay, but here where it says, "What I got you gotta get and put it in ya," how about just, "What I'd like is I'd like to hug and kiss ya."

Flea : Wow. That's much better.

Arik Marshall : Everyone can enjoy that.

I love how you have named all the chili members by their full names

Baggly · 16-10-2020 9:59am

Not Flea though

New Home · 26-10-2020 12:22am

New Home · 26-10-2020 12:23am

Riddle101 · 29-10-2020 5:03am

"I know Weinstein's parents were upset, Superintendent, but I was sure it was a phony excuse. I mean, it sounds so made up: "yom kip-pur"....

castletownman · 03-11-2020 8:34pm

https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/from-canyonero-to-can-i-borrow-a-feeling-ranking-the-best-15-songs-from-the-simpsons-140419

Thoughts? I'm Checking In and Monorail inseparable at the top for me.

No newer episodes feature of course. The drop off in quality lately is well illustrated in that list.

EagererBeaver · 03-11-2020 10:08pm

Anyone who disagrees that New Orleans is the best by an absolute country mile needs a booting.

EDIT: have just checked the list and it's not even there. JOE showing themselves up for the national embarrassment they are.

Riddle101 · 18-11-2020 7:20pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiaWwjZS50s

Santan · 18-11-2020 7:53pm

Mr burns, why it's ................, fred flintsone and his wife Wilma, and this must be pebbles, oh and here, I brought some chocolates.

Homer, YABADABADOO

iamstop · 19-11-2020 3:17pm

Do I know what rhetorical means?

paddylonglegs · 21-11-2020 12:03am

You will die a terrible terrible death

Rawr · 22-11-2020 8:45am

paddylonglegs wrote: »

You will die a terrible terrible death

Thomas the Tank Engine: I'm going to die children....and so will you some day...

bewareofthedog · 22-11-2020 9:08am

The face Homer pulls when Lisa mentions the boogeyman

EagererBeaver · 22-11-2020 10:53am

This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

Realt Dearg Sec · 22-11-2020 2:44pm

EagererBeaver wrote: »

This is nothing but dead white male bashing from a PC thug. It’s women like you who keep the rest of us from landing a husband.

Oh honey I've been called a greasy thug too, and it never stops hurting

AndrewJRenko · 29-11-2020 4:30pm

Homer: If I know me...he wont like being kicked in the crotch.

AndrewJRenko · 29-11-2020 4:34pm

castletownman wrote: »

https://www.joe.co.uk/entertainment/from-canyonero-to-can-i-borrow-a-feeling-ranking-the-best-15-songs-from-the-simpsons-140419

Thoughts? I'm Checking In and Monorail inseparable at the top for me.

No newer episodes feature of course. The drop off in quality lately is well illustrated in that list.

See My Vest has to be no.1 for this line alone;

"Like my loafers? Former gophers - It was that or skin my chauffeurs."

AndrewJRenko · 30-11-2020 8:44pm

Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: [Gasps] Get off my property.

Realt Dearg Sec · 30-11-2020 8:57pm

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

EagererBeaver · 01-12-2020 10:06am

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

Incredible line. That entire angle is amazing, the **** of him trying to lower the sofa out of the hotel window.

Rawr · 01-12-2020 10:40am

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!

Riddle101 · 02-12-2020 5:23pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BErrWiUfAXI

AndrewJRenko · 05-12-2020 1:21pm

And now, retiring for the fifth and final time, Krusty the Clown.

Riddle101 · 06-12-2020 5:40am

"Greeting. Might I trouble you for a drink"
"Get out of here Homer"
"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

Grab All Association · 20-12-2020 10:09pm

Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks.

iamstop · 21-12-2020 4:48pm

Moe: It's Po Mo
Lads: Stare blankly
Moe: Post Modern
Lads: Stare blankly
Moe: Alright, weird for the sake of weird
Lads: Ooooohhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DwRAVJZ4A

Riddle101 · 03-01-2021 3:39am

"It's brilliant. Savagely honest, tender, he has the soul of a poet."
"You're very kind."
"Excuse, did something crawl down your throat a die?"
"It didn't die."

ohnonotgmail · 03-01-2021 2:29pm

Homer no function beer well without.

silliussoddius · 03-01-2021 6:39pm

ps, I am gay

Snails pace · 03-01-2021 6:54pm

Football in the groin
Football in the groin.

Beanntraigheach · 12-01-2021 11:50pm

Yo, Sensei. Can I go to the bathroom?

You can if you believe you can.

AndrewJRenko · 16-01-2021 2:12pm

Secret Service Agent: Excuse me, sir. Where are you going?
Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face.
Secret Service Agent: Okay. Is he expecting you?

rapul · 16-01-2021 4:44pm

Security man : whoa whoa whoa whoa can I help you?

Homer : potato man

Other security man : where the bloody hell have you been?!

AndrewJRenko · 16-01-2021 7:22pm

Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

AndrewJRenko · 16-01-2021 7:29pm

Phone operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

dan1895 · 19-01-2021 10:46pm

So the ISF page on facebook was removed. The replies on their Twitter page will tell you why.

Nerdkiller1991 · 20-01-2021 12:04am

dan1895 wrote: »

So the ISF page on facebook was removed. The replies on their Twitter page will tell you why.

It's back now.

https://www.buzz.ie/entertainment/irish-simpsons-fans-group-is-back-on-facebook-413005

dan1895 · 20-01-2021 10:33am

Ha the "mistake" was 4000 people being banned in one day and that action being seen by Facebook as that of a bot when in fact it was the mods banning people they disagreed with.

air assault · 20-01-2021 11:00am

Skinner Said The Teachers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Rawr · 20-01-2021 11:09am

Lisa: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?

Milhouse: [shows a chart] We're broke.

Lisa: The country is broke? How can that be?

Milhouse: Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake.

President Lisa's Aide: The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.

Milhouse: And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.

Hector Savage · 20-01-2021 12:23pm

Been doing a rewatch of this on Disney+, man it was such a good show from 1989 - 1996 ...

AndrewJRenko · 22-01-2021 8:56pm

Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.

AndrewJRenko · 25-01-2021 8:19pm

Lenny: Plutonium? Gee, Homer, isn't that kind of risky? Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not.

Riddle101 · 09-02-2021 8:54pm

Bart: I'd like to play me latest chart topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs"

Grab All Association · 17-02-2021 4:28am

Well, looks like we’ll be staying late today to make up for all this dillydallying.

Rawr · 17-02-2021 8:51am

Bart (Cycling): It's still dark, better use the generator...

Riddle101 · 01-03-2021 5:18am

Homer: "My daughter Lisa, IQ 156."
Lisa: "Hi."
Homer: "See."
Homer: "And my son Bart. He owns a factory down town."

TheNarrator · 01-03-2021 5:30am

De Public: Why can't you tell us when de lockdown will end??

Micky Martin: Its a secret....

Stephen Donnelly: Shhhuuut Uuuupp!

Dental plan!

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