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Realt Dearg Sec

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

EagererBeaver

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

Incredible line. That entire angle is amazing, the **** of him trying to lower the sofa out of the hotel window.

Rawr

Realt Dearg Sec wrote: »

I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel!

That's "chowdah"! Chowdah! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you, especially those of you in the jury!

Riddle101

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BErrWiUfAXI

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And now, retiring for the fifth and final time, Krusty the Clown.

Riddle101

"Greeting. Might I trouble you for a drink"
"Get out of here Homer"
"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

Grab All Association

Shredded newspapers add much-needed roughage and essential inks.

iamstop

Moe: It's Po Mo
Lads: Stare blankly
Moe: Post Modern
Lads: Stare blankly
Moe: Alright, weird for the sake of weird
Lads: Ooooohhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DwRAVJZ4A

Riddle101

"It's brilliant. Savagely honest, tender, he has the soul of a poet."
"You're very kind."
"Excuse, did something crawl down your throat a die?"
"It didn't die."

ohnonotgmail

Homer no function beer well without.

silliussoddius

ps, I am gay

Snails pace

Football in the groin
Football in the groin.

Beanntraigheach

Yo, Sensei. Can I go to the bathroom?

You can if you believe you can.

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Secret Service Agent: Excuse me, sir. Where are you going?
Homer: I'm going to punch George Bush in the face.
Secret Service Agent: Okay. Is he expecting you?

rapul

Security man : whoa whoa whoa whoa can I help you?

Homer : potato man

Other security man : where the bloody hell have you been?!

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Homer: I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with a muumuu.

[Deleted User]

Phone operator: The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

dan1895

So the ISF page on facebook was removed. The replies on their Twitter page will tell you why.

Nerdkiller1991

dan1895 wrote: »

So the ISF page on facebook was removed. The replies on their Twitter page will tell you why.

It's back now.

https://www.buzz.ie/entertainment/irish-simpsons-fans-group-is-back-on-facebook-413005

dan1895

Ha the "mistake" was 4000 people being banned in one day and that action being seen by Facebook as that of a bot when in fact it was the mods banning people they disagreed with.

air assault

Skinner Said The Teachers Will Crack Any Minute Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Rawr

Lisa: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?

Milhouse: [shows a chart] We're broke.

Lisa: The country is broke? How can that be?

Milhouse: Well, remember when the last administration decided to invest in our nation's children? Big mistake.

President Lisa's Aide: The balanced breakfast program just created a generation of ultra-strong super-criminals.

Milhouse: And midnight basketball taught them to function without sleep.

Hector Savage

Been doing a rewatch of this on Disney+, man it was such a good show from 1989 - 1996 ...

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Homer: Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.

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Lenny: Plutonium? Gee, Homer, isn't that kind of risky? Yeah, I guess you're right. It's not.

Riddle101

Bart: I'd like to play me latest chart topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs"

Grab All Association

Well, looks like we’ll be staying late today to make up for all this dillydallying.

Rawr

Bart (Cycling): It's still dark, better use the generator...

Riddle101

Homer: "My daughter Lisa, IQ 156."
Lisa: "Hi."
Homer: "See."
Homer: "And my son Bart. He owns a factory down town."

TheNarrator

De Public: Why can't you tell us when de lockdown will end??

Micky Martin: Its a secret....

Stephen Donnelly: Shhhuuut Uuuupp!