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TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:19PM

Test For Echo wrote: »

"petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

Up there with "he was called Big Tom. An incredible accolade"

23-10-2020 02:19PM

Ten Pin wrote: »

"Cat and nine tails"

Jimmy likes they auld whips and leather outfits

I bet Catmaniac has one of them for beaten de jung men.

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:20PM

Test For Echo wrote: »

"petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

I can't remember the most trivial, but that's front page news compared to some of the things that get a "WOW" from him.

23-10-2020 02:20PM

golondrinas wrote: »

I’d move seats.

I'd move pubs, TBH.

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:21PM

Who is this lady related to in RTE I wonder?

PieOhMy · 23-10-2020 02:21PM

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
A cat of nine tails - the comeback kid!

Dan Jaman · 23-10-2020 02:21PM

Enough of this auld waffle.

Mena Mitty · 23-10-2020 02:22PM

I was wondering what the draw was wid this old dear. Joe throwing in the pincin to catch the salmon down the line....a bukeen perhaps.

23-10-2020 02:22PM

And the story has jumped back to 1950.

This is like Reeling in the Years in condesnced form.

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:22PM

Well done for doing your job.
WOW.

23-10-2020 02:23PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I bet Catmaniac has one of them for beaten de jung men.

There is a horse whip in the wardrobe

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:23PM

Take the hint, missus.

Duffy is bored

golondrinas · 23-10-2020 02:24PM

Mena Mitty wrote: »

I was wondering what the draw was wid this old dear. John throwing in the pincin to catch the salmon down the line....a bukeen perhaps.

Pincin is that a sprat ,I love it

cozar · 23-10-2020 02:24PM

She’s gone back to when she was 2 1/2 this will definitely go on til 3.

Roger_007 · 23-10-2020 02:25PM

She’s some motormouth, this wan!

23-10-2020 02:25PM

PieOhMy wrote: »

Animals of the crisis:
Murphy
Brando
Buttsy
Topsy (A rabbit)
Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
Bailey
BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
Snuggie - dognapped
Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
Johnny O - A boat
Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
Ruby - sits in the foire engine
Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
Dukey Dog?
Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
Benji Senior (Josh)
Taz - The CPR chiwawa
Holly - cat
Oisin- an madra marabh
An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
A cat of nine tails - the comeback kid!

Dat's anudder €1 to make €15 for de week's charideee bingo

jam_mac_jam · 23-10-2020 02:25PM

Jesus christ is she ever going to stop talking

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:25PM

Petal incoming.

PieOhMy · 23-10-2020 02:26PM

This is remarkable amount of talking. I probably havnt spoken that much out loud all week.

Pelvis Parsley · 23-10-2020 02:26PM

This would put you to sleep.

thecretinhop · 23-10-2020 02:26PM

is dis the same bird from an hour ago?

23-10-2020 02:26PM

Buke

23-10-2020 02:26PM

"PILES OF MONEY" sez she

Doesn't get a WOW from Joe :pac:

Pelvis Parsley · 23-10-2020 02:26PM

An increddibul memwah.

Dan Jaman · 23-10-2020 02:26PM

Thank feck I can't recall all the drivel and trivia of my early years, so when I'm in my dotage I'll have to make up some interesting shyote to bore young wans with.

23-10-2020 02:27PM

Joe reading 50 shades

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:27PM

Caller: And I had my breakfast this morning
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I listened to the radio.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I went to the toilet.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I cleaned my glasses.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!

Roger_007 · 23-10-2020 02:27PM

thecretinhop wrote: »

is dis the same bird from an hour ago?

Jimmy will have died before she shuts up!

PieOhMy · 23-10-2020 02:27PM

Where did this plug for a friend of Joe's book come from?

cozar · 23-10-2020 02:27PM

Writing a book being published by joes publishers no doubt. Point of call revealed.

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