Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

First day of Level 5, as Liveline rises to the challenge of the incoming tidal wave of sadness. Yet Joe will still manage to sprinkle us de odd shower of Gold Dust with his gems of phraseology!

Carry on in hope, callers, with usual rules of basic decency and respect in spite of our tongue-in-cheek posting. Most of us feel quite stressed, it would be good if we could stay chilled. We may be edgy at times, but don't go over that edge.

ButtersSuki

Can we have a steward’s enquiry as to the selection of the new thread title?

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Can we have a steward’s enquiry as to the selection of the new thread title?

It is an amalgam of suggestions, caller.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

It is an amalgam of suggestions, caller.

I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT! I KNOW DAT!

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Can we have a steward’s enquiry as to the selection of the new thread title?

An auld pome from Shane MacGowan

Twenty fucking five to one
Me gambling days are done
I bet on a horse called the Bottle of Smoke
And my horse won
Stewards inquiries
Swift and fiery
I had the Bottle of Smoke
Inquisitions and suppositions
I had the Bottle of Smoke
Fuck the stewards
A trip to Lourdes
Might give the old fuckers
The power of sight
Screaming springers and stoppers
And call out coppers
But the money still gleams in my hand like a light
Bookies cursing
Cars reversing
I had the Bottle of Smoke

Spanish Eyes

Title sounds a bit em.... salacious. But what the heck the presenter is a ghoul so anything goes. I presume title refers to hand gel or something... I hope!

And off we go for Sad Friday tomorrow. I don't listen much anymore too depressing, but the comments here keep me amused. TYFYS regular posters.

CH3OH

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.
Well done, well done, well done.

Odyssey 2005

Fuk. Opened the thread. Saw it closed and thought I'd picked up a ban :)

ButtersSuki

Lahv Lahn Lockdown: De Level Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan Edition

ButtersSuki

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Fuk. Opened the thread. Saw it closed and thought I'd picked up a ban :)

Won’t be long now caller until you do

Odyssey 2005

That's not nice :eek:

TheHomeService

What a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title!

TYFYS

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Won’t be long now caller until you do

You'd know all about that, Ted.

ButtersSuki

sligojoek wrote: »

You'd know all about that, Ted.

Tru dat.

Sorolla

The bescht ever was 24 Sept

“you mentioned you are having a dog put down tomorrow - what’s his name?”

“Dicky Duck - I’m actually out in the field digging the grave as we speak so to speak - I have a little doggy and catty heaven”

“How many doggys are buried dere?”

“5”

“How many cats”

“About 4”

“And dat’s where Dicky Duck is going tomorrow? Dats where Dicky Duck is going to be buried tomorrow”

“Duggy duck”

“Wha”

“His name is duggy duck”


Gold - pure gold

sligojoek

TheHomeService wrote: »

What a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title, what a thread title!

TYFYS

Let me guess..

It was your idea?

Pelvis Parsley

Yizzer well-cum abouh de vijoe, callers.

Next toime we does be do be getting a Gold moment so ta speak, I'll wuuurrrk on less bile inducing images for yizzer all.

Test For Echo

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Lahv Lahn Lockdown: De Level Foyve Wan Dubble Foyve Wan Edition

Dat's very good. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. So to speak.

Test For Echo

Pelvis Parsley wrote: »

Yizzer well-cum abouh de vijoe, callers.

Next toime we does be do be getting a Gold moment so ta speak, I'll wuuurrrk on less bile inducing images for yizzer all.

TYFYS

Just listened back to that segment again and Mr Duffy certainly shows his true colours.

While I'm relatively new to de Duffy Universe, I've always held de belief dat Mr Duffy was a disingenuous fraud. I've been badly fooled by narcissists, sociopaths & bullies in de past but dis clown fools no one. Can't stand him.

Atlantic Dawn

Deleted User wrote: »

Nike air max ar a chosa, so to speak.

sligojoek

Test For Echo wrote: »

Dat's very good. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. You're brilliant. So to speak.

Eeeeeh.. That's one of Joe's.

He daid it yesteday or the day before

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Good Lord :eek::D

I had no idea he worked out....

Pelvis Parsley

He does.

He works out like a toddler anytime the bubble boooorsts and he gets confronted by a contrary opinion.

TheHomeService

sligojoek wrote: »

Let me guess..

It was your idea?

Gerrora here wit yer oul guff, caller! You can’t say dat, djya hear me now?

Back after dese,

Washyarha

Test For Echo

sligojoek wrote: »

Eeeeeh.. That's one of Joe's.

He daid it yesteday or the day before

I know dat. I know dat.

I've found that I have to make a conscious effort not to use Joe-speak in other parts of de internet. I have to check myself, so to speak.

ButtersSuki

Test For Echo wrote: »

I know dat. I know dat.

I've found that I have to make a conscious effort not to use Joe-speak in other parts of de internet. I have to check myself, so to speak.

Last year I wroted "Dubalin" in an email and when the red line appeared underneath de wurd I was asking meself WHOY is Microsoft Wurd not up ta date and can't even recognize the name a da capital city a Suddren Ireland and dat?

Sorolla

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Last year I wroted "Dubalin" in an email and when the red line appeared underneath de wurd I was asking meself WHOY is Microsoft Wurd not up ta date and can't even recognize the name a da capital city a Suddren Ireland and dat?

Shur you can learn the Wurd Al Gore Rythm so to speak on how to rite the wurd korrectly

Odyssey 2005

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

Fuk. Opened the thread. Saw it closed and thought I'd picked up a ban :)

Post reported.

dvcireland

Whoy oh whoy are dere so many Liveline threads?

udder radio threads are like what Frankie Boyle said about the Queens lady garden...haunted

dvcireland

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Last year I wroted "Dubalin" in an email and when the red line appeared underneath de wurd I was asking meself WHOY is Microsoft Wurd not up ta date and can't even recognize the name a da capital city a Suddren Ireland and dat?

i asked someone on twitter if they considered using google translate to convert Dublinese to Manc when corresponding with Liam Gallagher.

dvcireland

Deleted User wrote: »

whaddabout me mental health, me auld ding a ling has shrunk as well

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

Whoy oh whoy are dere so many Liveline threads?

udder radio threads are like what Frankie Boyle said about the Queen...haunted

Threads have a 10,000 post limit.

Because Joe is so quotable and popular his threads fill up wit wurds of wisdom relatively quickly, so to speak.

bmorrissey

dvcireland wrote: »

Whoy oh whoy are dere so many Liveline threads?

udder radio threads are like what Frankie Boyle said about the Queens lady garden...haunted

Nobody evokes as much discussion and emotion from radio other than Joe Duffy....for all the wrong reasons of course

ButtersSuki

Just thinking, we haven't had an "EXPUNGE" for a while.

I'll give €100 to charity if we get one twoday. Dis on top of the €125 I already gave this week in lieu of de Bingo (HUMEBLEBRAG! lol!).

dvcireland

well funny friday is off the menu today

dvcireland

dvcireland wrote: »

well funny friday is off the menu today

Whats being promoted but probably won't be on twodays show?

PieOhMy

Today maybe:

Yesterdays nursing home situation

Breedas mother clip from yesterday
68 year married couple split and a couple in their 20s split.

Seems very very boring!

Ronan tolling joe calling his clothes today awful. Joe saying that he would dress up as spiderman.

ButtersSuki

What's probably not on twodaze show:

Nightingale Nooorsing Home again. Lahv Lahn saves de day AGAIN. De state stepped in AT LAST.

Breda's mudder's husband doyed and Breda didn't tell her mudder. Tears in de promo - the man has no shame.


Couple separated by COVID. Together for 68 years - incredible, wonderful, fantastic and dat.

Couple in their 20s tell their story. This could be A #WOKEFEST

Ronan with a nice little dig-een at Mr. Duffy's ensemble.
Mr. Duffy would dress as Spiderman. Now dares a sight:

ButtersSuki

ButtersSuki

dvcireland wrote: »

well funny friday is off the menu today

Even RTE think we've suffered enough.

PieOhMy

PieOhMy wrote: »

Today maybe:

Yesterdays nursing home situation

Breedas mother clip from yesterday
68 year married couple split and a couple in their 20s split.

Seems very very boring!

Ronan tolling joe calling his clothes today awful. Joe saying that he would dress up as spiderman.

Did anyone see the nursing home on the news last night? Looked like a very depressing place for a supposedly private nursing home.

Roger_007

Deleted User wrote: »

Did anyone see the nursing home on the news last night? Looked like a very depressing place for a supposedly private nursing home.

Yeah, I was thinking the same. It looked like an abandoned Bungalow Bliss type of tasteless structure left over from the Celtic Tiger era.

sligojoek

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Just thinking, we haven't had an "EXPUNGE" for a while.

I'll give €100 to charity if we get one twoday. Dis on top of the €125 I already gave this week in lieu of de Bingo (HUMEBLEBRAG! lol!).

The only way we'd get an expunge would be if you rang in and told him a few home truths.

Odyssey 2005

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Good Lord :eek::D

I had no idea he worked out....

Work

[Deleted User]

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Did anyone see the nursing home on the news last night? Looked like a very depressing place for a supposedly private nursing home.

Certainly does from the outside. The best one I've seen inside was one in Blackrock where a relative stayed, Ireland's first prof of computer science who was still able to do work linked with TCD from his room. More like a hotel, of course very expensive. My uncle is in TLC Citywest in his own private room, which is very good too.

sligojoek

sligojoek wrote: »

The only way we'd get an expunge would be if you rang in and told him a few home truths.

I would donate €100 straight away to charity if ButtersSuki phoned in, live on air with Joe.

Atlantic Dawn

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I would donate €100 straight away to charity if ButtersSuki phoned in, live on air with Joe.

He could say he discovered a way of putting a ping pong ball in to the new cans of Guinness to make them like the old versions.

Atlantic Dawn

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

He could say he discovered a way of putting a ping pong ball in to the new cans of Guinness to make them like the old versions.

It would be better if it were adversarial.... He could give his middle name for anonymity and start oof by saying "Joe, I'm a hospital wurker.... bla bla bla ..." then rebuke Joe over some aspect.

ButtersSuki

Deleted User wrote: »

I would donate €100 straight away to charity if ButtersSuki phoned in, live on air with Joe.

I'd donate €1,000 myself if he'd let me on to debate him, and his fees, RTE cronyism, nepotism, and bias.

Odyssey 2005

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Certainly does from the outside. The best one I've seen inside was one in Blackrock where a relative stayed, Ireland's first prof of computer science who was still able to do work linked with TCD from his room. More like a hotel, of course very expensive. My uncle is in TLC Citywest in his own private room, which is very good too.

There's a purpose built one close to me. It's a palace. Resident's well looked after,they even have chickens and ducks in the grounds.
It's expensive ok. The place in Galway,Co. Mayo looks like a converted residential home.