Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

ButtersSuki

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Joe reading 50 shades

He's giving us 50 Shades of Shoyte today anyway.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

There is a horse whip in the wardrobe

Catmaniac in years to cum come.

Pelvis Parsley

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Caller: And I had my breakfast this morning
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I listened to the radio.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I went to the toilet.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
Caller: And I cleaned my glasses.
Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!

Joe, I'm not entirely happy with RTE.

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cozar

cozar wrote: »

Writing a book being published by joes publishers no doubt. Point of call revealed.

Joe will get Aileen to ghost write it for him.

By the time the cheque clears she will be a ghost.

Mena Mitty

golondrinas wrote: »

Pincin is that a sprat ,I love it

Kinda yeah. Small little fishies like sticklebacks in rivers lakes and streams. We call them pincins.

cozar

He’s not getting the roide and he’s pissed off.

jetfiremuck

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

cozar

cozar wrote: »

He’s not getting the roide and he’s pissed off.

This is surely a wind up?

jetfiremuck

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

Joe should offer to go round

Ah come on.

Whatever about not seeing each other for 6 weeks when you are 91.whats this fellas problem. It's 6 weeks ffs not 6 years

sligojoek

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

Send her into Jimmy and the lad up to Cat

ButtersSuki

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

she might be getting visits from more local gentleman callers so to speak.

Spinal injury=disrupted roide

Pelvis Parsley

Topgear on Dave wrote: »

Joe should offer to go round

They don't come much rounder than Joe.

boarddotie

I'm confused about this. So he doesn't see GF for 6 weeks is it? Or that even after 6 weeks he won't get a crimbo with the GF

Roger_007

They can do phone sex?

I'm struggling to find sympathy for him. Can they not do Christmas together? Both families?

ButtersSuki

jetfiremuck wrote: »

Id say girlfriend is gagging for it...

I'd like to see a pic before I offer my services.

Deleted User

Deleted User wrote: »

Whatever about not seeing each other for 6 weeks when you are 91.whats this fellas problem.

Testicles swelled to the size of tennis balls.:pac:

boarddotie

Deleted User wrote: »

Spinal injury=disrupted roide

Or he was in hospital for 2 years and she went off with his mobile best friend!

Busi_Girl08

My boyfriend and I had to cancel a weekend away 4 times over the last 3 months because of covid. Should I call in?

SEPT 23 1989

a lot of tension in the callers voice

Dan Jaman

A Venn Diagram?
What's wunna dem, Joe?

Joematticks again

Roger_007

Roger_007 wrote: »

They can do phone sex?

Joe & him?

NO WAY, I'm OUT

ButtersSuki

What we are learning about the Irish during COVID:

I'll absolutely obey all the rules, except the ones I don't like.
#InThisTogether

He loves his Venn diagrams, from his auld sociology in Trinners.

boarddotie

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm struggling to find sympathy for him. Can they not do Christmas together? Both families?

I'm kind of in the same situation. Thinking me and the BF will restrict our movements for 10 days before Xmas day to be safe. But even then it is so so hard to know what Crimbo will look like.

ButtersSuki

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

My boyfriend and I had to cancel a weekend away 4 times over the last 3 months because of covid. Should I call in?

Call me instead (after I approve your pic).

Del.Monte

Tastefully placed An Post funeral Ad. :rolleyes:

TheHomeService

ButtersSuki wrote: »

What we are learning about the Irish during COVID:

I'll absolutely obey all the rules, except the ones I don't like.
#InThisTogether

It’s part of what we are.