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    #212
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Test For Echo wrote: »
    "petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

    Up there with "he was called Big Tom. An incredible accolade"


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    #213
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ten Pin wrote: »
    "Cat and nine tails"

    Jimmy likes they auld whips and leather outfits

    I bet Catmaniac has one of them for beaten de jung men.


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    #214
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Test For Echo wrote: »
    "petrol hedge trimmer" remains my favourite ""WOW"

    I can't remember the most trivial, but that's front page news compared to some of the things that get a "WOW" from him.


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    #215
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    golondrinas wrote: »
    I’d move seats.

    I'd move pubs, TBH.


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    #216
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Who is this lady related to in RTE I wonder?


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    #217
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?
    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
    Benji Senior (Josh)
    Taz - The CPR chiwawa
    Holly - cat
    Oisin- an madra marabh
    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
    A cat of nine tails - the comeback kid!


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    #218
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Enough of this auld waffle. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #219
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,959 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    I was wondering what the draw was wid this old dear. Joe throwing in the pincin to catch the salmon down the line....a bukeen perhaps.


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    #220
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 11,614 ✭ [Deleted User]


    And the story has jumped back to 1950.

    This is like Reeling in the Years in condesnced form.


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    #221
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Well done for doing your job.
    WOW.


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    #222
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I bet Catmaniac has one of them for beaten de jung men.

    There is a horse whip in the wardrobe


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    #223
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Take the hint, missus.

    Duffy is bored


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    #224
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,357 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    I was wondering what the draw was wid this old dear. John throwing in the pincin to catch the salmon down the line....a bukeen perhaps.

    Pincin is that a sprat ,I love it


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    #225
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,474 ✭✭✭cozar


    She’s gone back to when she was 2 1/2 this will definitely go on til 3.


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    #226
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    She’s some motormouth, this wan!


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    #227
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    PieOhMy wrote: »
    Animals of the crisis:
    Murphy
    Brando
    Buttsy
    Topsy (A rabbit)
    Kee Kee & Dee (Aged 17 and 5)
    Dutchy (Kitten)- FAKE NEWS! Divoc
    Bailey
    BooBoo3 (Cat, 3 legs, survivor)
    Patches Poggins (Found on Patrick's day)
    Milly the Labrador (Tried to drown her owner)
    Snuggie - dognapped
    Louie - Attempted kidnapping and drugged
    Charlie - HARLEY?!?!
    Johnny O - A boat
    Boicie - missing (escaped) parrot
    Ruby - sits in the foire engine
    Jojo and Fergus - both girls?
    Dicky Duck / Dookie Duck? - Getting a house call from Dignitas tomorrow, currently watching his own grave being dug in a field with 5 predeceaded dogs and 4 cats, thrown from a moving car as a pup with 2 broken legs as a result.
    Lunatic Soup aka Kelp
    Dukey Dog?
    Benji (loves to dance to "Blurred Lines", 12) Bella (the little bitch, 5) - Can hear things MILES away.
    Benji Senior (Josh)
    Taz - The CPR chiwawa
    Holly - cat
    Oisin- an madra marabh
    An escaped goat - what the gym provides for people
    A cat of nine tails - the comeback kid!

    Dat's anudder €1 to make €15 for de week's charideee bingo


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    #228
    jam_mac_jam
    Registered Users Posts: 4,721 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Jesus christ is she ever going to stop talking


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    #229
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Petal incoming.


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    #230
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    This is remarkable amount of talking. I probably havnt spoken that much out loud all week.


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    #231
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    This would put you to sleep.


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    #232
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,503 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    is dis the same bird from an hour ago?


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    #233
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Buke


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    #234
    Topgear on Dave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Topgear on Dave


    "PILES OF MONEY" sez she


    Doesn't get a WOW from Joe :pac:


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    #235
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    An increddibul memwah.


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    #236
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 38,898 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Thank feck I can't recall all the drivel and trivia of my early years, so when I'm in my dotage I'll have to make up some interesting shyote to bore young wans with. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #237
    Topgear on Dave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,533 ✭✭✭Topgear on Dave


    Joe reading 50 shades


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    #238
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Caller: And I had my breakfast this morning
    Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
    Caller: And I listened to the radio.
    Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
    Caller: And I went to the toilet.
    Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!
    Caller: And I cleaned my glasses.
    Mr. Duffy: Well done! Well done!


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    #239
    Roger_007
    Registered Users Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    thecretinhop wrote: »
    is dis the same bird from an hour ago?

    Jimmy will have died before she shuts up!


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    #240
    PieOhMy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,530 ✭✭✭PieOhMy


    Where did this plug for a friend of Joe's book come from?


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    #241
    cozar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,474 ✭✭✭cozar


    Writing a book being published by joes publishers no doubt. Point of call revealed.


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