Liveline Lockdown: a second squirt will keep dat scrolling finger safe.

golondrinas · 23-10-2020 02:06PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Santy once gave me a fab chemistry set with methanol for de Bunsen burner, and lots of poisonous chemicals, decades before the days of health & safety. Great fun.

Used to play with Mercury on a spoon we g out from the science lab. Fascinated me as it looked like a ball bearing put ran around like liquid, and soft to touch.I’m not dead yet.

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:06PM

I fully expect a song to be played.

Roger_007 · 23-10-2020 02:07PM

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

This biddy is right up Duffy's street

Once the subject of auld Dooblain arises, Joe will string it out til 3pm.

Hego Damask · 23-10-2020 02:07PM

that squeaky laugh!!

Orwellmerchant · 23-10-2020 02:07PM

We went to the back of his morris minor Joe

jojofizzio · 23-10-2020 02:08PM

He was in the LVF???

TheHomeService · 23-10-2020 02:08PM

This is a set up. Duffy knows all about the story. Feeding her lines.

PieOhMy · 23-10-2020 02:08PM

Joe senses a brit accent- any connection in the bbc caller

Busi_Girl08 · 23-10-2020 02:08PM

"Maybe he rubs off of me" :O

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:08PM

TheHomeService wrote: »

I fully expect a song to be played.

"Me So Horny" by The 2 Live Crew?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSCGcmIREFM

golondrinas · 23-10-2020 02:08PM

Maybe he rubs off on me. Caller, we don’t care about your sex life.

23-10-2020 02:09PM

"We went to birkenhead".

That was the closest to getting head Jimmie got.

Wait a minute, 70 years ago was 1950. The war finished 5 years before that.

The numbers aren't adding up.

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:09PM

ButtersSuki wrote: »

I've stopped listening, I'm listening to that Scooter song now.....lol. Makes more sense than Mr. Duffy.

Some great lyrics:
We don't give a penny,
F*ck 2020.

:pac:

Update for more lyrics:
Stuck on the wrong channel,
Like being chained to a dead camel.

sligojoek · 23-10-2020 02:09PM

Roger_007 wrote: »

Once the subject of auld Dooblain arises, Joe will string it out til 3pm.

Another 60 yrs to go.

PieOhMy · 23-10-2020 02:09PM

Joe wheezing through his nose. Receptionist a Kleenex please, for there intended use this time.

23-10-2020 02:10PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

No chance. Cat would have let him into the bed.

No I'd let a younger model into bed. Aul fellas generally not a turn on. Female equivalent of durty aul man.

Dan Jaman · 23-10-2020 02:10PM

Something not quite right about the dates.

ButtersSuki · 23-10-2020 02:10PM

4 X "I KNOW DAT"s in a row - is that a record?

PieOhMy · 23-10-2020 02:10PM

Not very many houses now caller unless you are on rtes dime

Roger_007 · 23-10-2020 02:11PM

Leukaemia?................get out the clamps!

23-10-2020 02:11PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Female equivalent of durty aul man.

I know. Lockdown is tough for me knowing you're only down the road...

Del.Monte · 23-10-2020 02:11PM

So it was National Service - Joe - not WW.II. If there's a way to confuse a story Joe'ss your man. A bit of death thrown in. Some helicopter if it could get from Ascension Island to the USA.