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    #272
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    An Post Funeral Insurance Plan - now that is knowing your audience!


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    #273
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    Whackette


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    #274
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    is she phoning in her pajamas?


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    #275
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    TheHomeService wrote: »
    Whackette

    Penneys duz be closed wha?


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    #276
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    where's the father?


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    #277
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,193 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    "Me one-year-old son's dad."

    I take it the three-year-old's dad is a different one? 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #278
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    The fund, Joe.


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    #279
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    is in its hoop a bray accent


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    #280
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    where daddi


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    #281
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Thursday is "payday", when she gets her "wages".


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    #282
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    highsterikal


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    #283
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A question that won't be asked in this call:
    Mr. Duffy: Can de fadder or fadders of yer two chislers not help?


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    #284
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    if she cant afford baby food they should be taken off her


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    #285
    TheHomeService
    Registered Users Posts: 5,730 ✭✭✭TheHomeService


    High Stairicle and Dis Straw


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    #286
    Ally Dick
    Registered Users Posts: 12,688 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Let me guess...one of the children is special needs - ADHD


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    #287
    Dan Jaman
    Registered Users Posts: 39,193 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    I think her entrance is what led to the problem, Joe. 
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin




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    #288
    BringBackMick
    Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭BringBackMick


    payday


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    #289
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Orwellmerchant wrote: »
    is in its hoop a bray accent

    In my own (admittedly limited) experience it is!


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    #290
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    durty


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    #291
    Topgear on Dave
    Registered Users Posts: 4,545 ✭✭✭Topgear on Dave


    That Bray place is like no B&B I have ever heard of?


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    #292
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Let me guess...one of the children is special needs - ADHD

    Or it's affecting HER mental health.


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    #293
    [Deleted User]
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    Pay day..

    One of the wans 'paid' for breeding and existing

    Pisses me off tbh. Working away and supporting her and sprogs.

    Not a mention of the sperm donor(s)

    Intidy? Tough ****. Try paying your own wayv


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    #294
    thecretinhop
    Registered Users Posts: 6,532 ✭✭✭thecretinhop


    a crack pipe was hunter Biden there?


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    #295
    imme
    Registered Users Posts: 3,200 ✭✭✭imme


    Crackpipe :D x 458


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    #296
    2smiggy
    Registered Users Posts: 20,327 ✭✭✭✭2smiggy


    at least the crack head had good oral hygiene


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    #297
    golondrinas
    Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭golondrinas


    Topgear on Dave wrote: »
    This is surely a wind up?

    This is not a windup, caller. This is liveline.


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    #298
    McDermotX
    Registered Users Posts: 14,945 ✭✭✭✭McDermotX


    Absolutely helpless


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    #299
    Orwellmerchant
    Registered Users Posts: 1,003 ✭✭✭Orwellmerchant


    what colour is the crack pipe


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    #300
    ButtersSuki
    Registered Users Posts: 53,028 ✭✭✭✭ButtersSuki


    A crack pipe?

    Exaggeration much?


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    #301
    [Deleted User]
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    ButtersSuki wrote: »
    A question that won't be asked in this call:
    Mr. Duffy: Can de fadder or fadders of yer two chislers not help?

    Probably trying to force their way into some maternity hotspittle to watch a scan or birth.


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