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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    3d4life wrote: »
    2 mitres you say ?
    Ummm...
    So, each mitre a meter ?
    Wouldn't you need archbishops or better for that ?

    I say just stay out of range of my crosier


    Amen.


    :)

    Whey Hey!

    Great raw materials for a smutty ditty there. Where are our Poets in Residence?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Clattered with a mitre just to spite her, that was the malevolent old Bishop mcgee


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    God, I could do with a good clattering now. Clitter-clatter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,493 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    He really was! I could never get over how much he growed up when i saw him in Bones

    Seal team is where it's at :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Seal team is where it's at :D

    Haven't seen it available here, though i may not have looked too hard.. :o


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,493 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Haven't seen it available here, though i may not have looked too hard.. :o

    It's on sky, repeats are currently on sky 2.

    You won't be disappointed... He has big, em guns :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Ah don't have a telly.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    The filth in here :D Poetry at this hour :D


    Chomping into onion rings, I may have heard of them mentioned earlier in the thread :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭thomil


    Home Office deskside with a cup of coffee and stroopwaffels. Heavenly combination :)

    Good luck trying to figure me out. I haven't managed that myself yet!



  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I can has onion rings AND stroopwaffles purrleeze?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Slides plate over :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Autosport wrote: »
    Slides plate over :D

    Ahh but is there something on the plate? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,401 ✭✭✭thomil


    Okay, that's one plate for Grem, one for Auto.

    I presume one "classic" and one chocolate covered stroopwaffel for each of you is okay? :D

    *slides full plates back*

    Good luck trying to figure me out. I haven't managed that myself yet!



  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Holy moly *runs away in a big mad hayp of a dose of the mortos*

    :D


  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

    Covid has me more sentimental than usual :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    Bedside, after having a Twirl and the most gorgeous mug of tea... :)


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,190 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

    Covid has me more sentimental than usual :p

    You're a real sweetie ya know that :).......

















    Now start writing ditties about the rest of us and how great we are 😈😈


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

    Covid has me more sentimental than usual :p

    Oh i'm red as dorothys shoes but thank you! I'm good a paying compliments but not receiving them, like many here to be fair


  • Posts: 3,733 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    You're a real sweetie ya know that :).......

















    Now start writing ditties about the rest of us and how great we are 😈😈

    There once was a man named Seph...........
    ............................................

    Eh. That's all I got.



    :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    There once was a man named Seph...........
    ............................................

    Eh. That's all I got.



    :D

    We beguiled him with some bottles of Leffe


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,760 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

    I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    There once was a man named Seph.

    His flirting could robyou of breath


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    He loves a cute kitty
    And a complimentary ditty
    Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 455 ✭✭Parabellum9


    Pretzill wrote: »
    A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

    I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

    It’s never too late for a takeaway - 23:40 is practically early evening for delivery drivers :D

    I am closing my eyes with headphones on and a Spotify playlist playing - the monks of Buckfast abbey have well and truly fuc....sent me in to a blissful euphoria of spinnyness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    It’s never too late for a takeaway - 23:40 is practically early evening for delivery drivers :D

    I am closing my eyes with headphones on and a Spotify playlist playing - the monks of Buckfast abbey have well and truly fuc....sent me in to a blissful euphoria of spinnyness

    Ooh those feckin monks nearly got me into awful trouble once and I shall forever be grateful. An almost religious experience. Definitely spiritual, not quite physical bit bloody magic.

    ETA: Apparently been spirited away, I see :(


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 81,190 Mod ✭✭✭✭Sephiroth_dude


    Pretzill wrote: »
    A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

    I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

    Never too late P!


    *slides plate over*

    What are we having :pac: ?

    Sardonicat wrote: »
    His flirting could robyou of breath
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    He loves a cute kitty
    And a complimentary ditty
    Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,760 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    He loves a cute kitty
    And a complimentary ditty
    Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

    It is said that Seph opines
    A distaste for a tea they call Lyons
    So I raise my hot cuppa
    To the mod who's a looker
    And Barry's - fantasy, final, seven times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,996 ✭✭✭The Crazy Cat Lady


    can I have a poem as well?:o

    bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,446 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    can I have a poem as well?:o

    bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat :(

    I once knew a Lady she was one Crazy Cat

    How's that for an opener?


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 61,972 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    can I have a poem as well?:o

    bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat :(

    Heat has me flattened, the fatigue oh my it's awful.


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