I don't know where we're going, but it can only be 5K away

Sardonicat

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Heat has me flattened, the fatigue oh my it's awful.

And you having to work in it. Myself and Dad spent the day flaked out with the rotating fan in front of us. I wish some thunder would clear the air.

Gremlinertia

Office is pretty ok, just hope not too have too many calls

Parabellum9

Sardonicat wrote: »

Ooh those feckin monks nearly got me into awful trouble once and I shall forever be grateful. An almost religious experience. Definitely spiritual, not quite physical bit bloody magic.

ETA: Apparently been spirited away, I see

Back from the dead! :P

Once upon a time
On a forum filled with rhyme
There lived a young man
Called the Dude.
He was as they say real smooth
A cat lover of Barry's persuasion
From Cork he did hail
No finer ship did he sail
For it was made of good fun kind heart
And coffee creation.

Parabellum9

First name Jaffa,
Last name Cake,
If you say it the wrong way,
I’ll smack your granny with a rake,
One side is sponge,
The other is choc,
Yore ma dips me in tea,
And licks me like a...


Jaffa cake

Parabellum9

Parabellum9 wrote: »

First name Jaffa,
Last name Cake,
If you say it the wrong way,
I’ll smack your granny with a rake,
One side is sponge,
The other is choc,
Yore ma dips me in tea,
And licks me like a...


Jaffa cake

Cock.





:pac:

That's that now. No more boards for the rest of the night

The Crazy Cat Lady

Sardonicat wrote: »

I once knew a Lady she was one Crazy Cat

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How's that for an opener?

Good opener there

Sardonicat

Deleted User wrote: »

Cock.





:pac:

quick, get the vapona

fr336

Insomniaaaaa

Sardonicat

fr336 wrote: »

Insomniaaaaa

Not nice. Try watching something subtitled. That works a treat for me, even when i'm trying to stay awake to watch it!

fr336

Sardonicat wrote: »

Not nice. Try watching something subtitled. That works a treat for me, even when i'm trying to stay awake to watch it!

Yeah i know, spent my early 20s doing plenty of these nights. It was quite nice sometimes - peace and quiet, seeing the sun rise etc. But after working all day, walking there and back and watching tv, relaxing when home im ready for bed at 2am

Leg End Reject

fr336 wrote: »

Yeah i know, spent my early 20s doing plenty of these nights. It was quite nice sometimes - peace and quiet, seeing the sun rise etc. But after working all day, walking there and back and watching tv, relaxing when home im ready for bed at 2am

Write a poem about all of us, I'm boring enough to send you to sleep.

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Write a poem about all of us, I'm boring enough to send you to sleep.

Yes to the first part, bollix to the second.

Leg End Reject

Too kind, Sardi, but I think life is mundane for all of us at the minute. Mine wasn't hugely exciting to start with. That suits me though.

Sardonicat

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Too kind, Sardi, but I think life is mundane for all of us at the minute. Mine wasn't hugely exciting to start with. That suits me though.

Your life may be mundane but you most certainly are not.

Sardonicat

Finally, thunder. I can sleep at last!


Night all!

Gremlinertia

Starters orders

Gremlinertia

And new dragon eggs

Ted_YNWA

Scrambled dragons eggs for breakfast it is.

smurfjed

Morning time and I get to work today for the 1st time in two weeks.

Phoenix32

Feeling very uneasy. Will distract myself with Killer Women on Netflix

On the upside I've lost over 3kg in a week, who knew that was even possible

smurfjed

Phoenix32 wrote: »

On the upside I've lost over 3kg in a week, who knew that was even possible

It’s possible, but unless you have become an elite athlete, it isn’t good and clearly shows that you aren’t happy.

Autosport

Morning all What a beautiful day it is

Happy Saturday!!!!

Love the poems

Ted_YNWA

8k run done, batch of scones made. Wash on & roast pork cooking for later.

Time to get reacquainted with Ted shaped groove in couch.

Sardonicat

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

8k run done, batch of scones made. Wash on & roast pork cooking for later.

Time to get reacquainted with Ted shaped groove in couch.

You're not really human, are you? I've barely registered consciousness today and am having difficulty trying to figure out if I need to sort the laundry then cook or cook then sort the laundry.

In my defense, the boiler was on the blink again this morning so had to get the sorted (Mr. Sardi, my hero, saved the day yet again ) but the brain is barely operating and the carcass is a long way behind.

fr336

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

8k run done, batch of scones made. Wash on & roast pork cooking for later.

Time to get reacquainted with Ted shaped groove in couch.

Im jealous of your life

Poochie05

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

8k run done, batch of scones made. Wash on & roast pork cooking for later.

Time to get reacquainted with Ted shaped groove in couch.

Give me 20 mins and I’ll be right over! Just need to know where you live... :pac:

fr336

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Starters orders

Am i late for brunch grem

Leg End Reject

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

8k run done, batch of scones made. Wash on & roast pork cooking for later.

Time to get reacquainted with Ted shaped groove in couch.

Jaysis, I was about to gloat about cutting the grass without moaning!

Time for a good scrub myself, then a lazy day. I'm glitched out here, it's a pity they can't sort that with the 503s, 404s, backend errors and too many connections.