I don't know where we're going, but it can only be 5K away

Sardonicat

3d4life wrote: »

2 mitres you say ?
Ummm...
So, each mitre a meter ?
Wouldn't you need archbishops or better for that ?

I say just stay out of range of my crosier


Amen.

Whey Hey!

Great raw materials for a smutty ditty there. Where are our Poets in Residence?

Gremlinertia

Clattered with a mitre just to spite her, that was the malevolent old Bishop mcgee

Sardonicat

God, I could do with a good clattering now. Clitter-clatter.

Princess Calla

Gremlinertia wrote: »

He really was! I could never get over how much he growed up when i saw him in Bones

Seal team is where it's at

Gremlinertia

Princess Calla wrote: »

Seal team is where it's at

Haven't seen it available here, though i may not have looked too hard..

Princess Calla

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Haven't seen it available here, though i may not have looked too hard..

It's on sky, repeats are currently on sky 2.

You won't be disappointed... He has big, em guns

Gremlinertia

Ah don't have a telly.

Autosport

The filth in here Poetry at this hour


Chomping into onion rings, I may have heard of them mentioned earlier in the thread

thomil

Home Office deskside with a cup of coffee and stroopwaffels. Heavenly combination

Gremlinertia

I can has onion rings AND stroopwaffles purrleeze?

Autosport

Slides plate over

Gremlinertia

Autosport wrote: »

Slides plate over

Ahh but is there something on the plate? :P

thomil

Okay, that's one plate for Grem, one for Auto.

I presume one "classic" and one chocolate covered stroopwaffel for each of you is okay?

*slides full plates back*

Gremlinertia

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Holy moly *runs away in a big mad hayp of a dose of the mortos*

I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

Covid has me more sentimental than usual

twirlagig

Bedside, after having a Twirl and the most gorgeous mug of tea...

Sephiroth_dude

Deleted User wrote: »

I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

Covid has me more sentimental than usual

You're a real sweetie ya know that .......

















Now start writing ditties about the rest of us and how great we are 😈😈

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

I do hope I didn't embarrass you Grem. It's not often we say "hey I think you're pretty great" to others so I saw the opportunity and stuck it in a little poem.

Covid has me more sentimental than usual

Oh i'm red as dorothys shoes but thank you! I'm good a paying compliments but not receiving them, like many here to be fair

Sephiroth_dude

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

You're a real sweetie ya know that .......

















Now start writing ditties about the rest of us and how great we are 😈😈

There once was a man named Seph...........
............................................

Eh. That's all I got.

Gremlinertia

Deleted User wrote: »

There once was a man named Seph...........
............................................

Eh. That's all I got.

We beguiled him with some bottles of Leffe

Pretzill

A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

Sardonicat

[Deleted User] wrote: »

There once was a man named Seph.

His flirting could robyou of breath

Sardonicat

He loves a cute kitty
And a complimentary ditty
Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

Parabellum9

Pretzill wrote: »

A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

It’s never too late for a takeaway - 23:40 is practically early evening for delivery drivers

I am closing my eyes with headphones on and a Spotify playlist playing - the monks of Buckfast abbey have well and truly fuc....sent me in to a blissful euphoria of spinnyness

Sardonicat

Parabellum9 wrote: »

It’s never too late for a takeaway - 23:40 is practically early evening for delivery drivers

I am closing my eyes with headphones on and a Spotify playlist playing - the monks of Buckfast abbey have well and truly fuc....sent me in to a blissful euphoria of spinnyness

Ooh those feckin monks nearly got me into awful trouble once and I shall forever be grateful. An almost religious experience. Definitely spiritual, not quite physical bit bloody magic.

ETA: Apparently been spirited away, I see

Sephiroth_dude

Pretzill wrote: »

A warm evening - couch side with a nice glass.of red, trying to ignore hunger pangs as it's too late for food (isn't it?)

I'm watching CBS Reality's Murderers and their mothers ಠ_ಠ unfortunately the subject is the Dunblane murderer - not sure if I'll be able to stick with it.

Never too late P!


*slides plate over*

What are we having :pac: ?

Sardonicat wrote: »

His flirting could robyou of breath

Sardonicat wrote: »

He loves a cute kitty
And a complimentary ditty
Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

Pretzill

Sardonicat wrote: »

He loves a cute kitty
And a complimentary ditty
Which he deserves cos no better fella you could get

It is said that Seph opines
A distaste for a tea they call Lyons
So I raise my hot cuppa
To the mod who's a looker
And Barry's - fantasy, final, seven times.

The Crazy Cat Lady

can I have a poem as well?:o

bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat

Sardonicat

The Crazy Cat Lady wrote: »

can I have a poem as well?:o

bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat

I once knew a Lady she was one Crazy Cat

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How's that for an opener?

Gremlinertia

The Crazy Cat Lady wrote: »

can I have a poem as well?:o

bedside, with the fan on beside me. Hate this heat

Heat has me flattened, the fatigue oh my it's awful.