Dental plan!

Riddle101 · 28-04-2020 5:07pm

Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!

EagererBeaver · 28-04-2020 11:51pm

Riddle101 wrote: »

Voice: You... have reached... the Coach's... Hot-...
Homer: Line.
Voice: Line.
Homer: Yeah, lay it on me, Coach.
Voice: In the game... of... Mi... am... i...
Homer: Mm hm.
Voice: Versus Cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: cin...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: nat...
Homer: Cincinnati.
Voice: i...
Homer: Come on, come on, don't you realize this is costing me money!

There are...many things to...consider. The wind...is blowing in a...north easterly...direction.

Grab All Association · 30-04-2020 11:17pm

https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1255927485834788864?s=20

It's funny because its true

paddylonglegs · 02-05-2020 8:43pm

Barney: now whaaaaaare’s me toothpick

Grab All Association · 10-05-2020 5:39pm

https://twitter.com/dailysimpsons/status/1259506819795488770?s=21

AndrewJRenko · 12-05-2020 7:32pm

Kent Brockman: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko?

Grab All Association · 16-05-2020 7:15pm

Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain". I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenführer Wolfcastle. And heeere's McBain!

Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice.

Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.

Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!

This is a reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fathers Nazi past.

paddylonglegs · 17-05-2020 10:27pm

Grab All Association wrote: »

Ladies and gentlemen, it's "Up Late with McBain". I'm your announcer, Corporal Obergruppenführer Wolfcastle. And heeere's McBain!

Ja, thank you, ja, that's nice.

Let's say hello to my music guy, Skoey. That is some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.

Whoa, maybe you all are homosexuals too!

This is a reference to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s fathers Nazi past.

Ooo, what’s the back story to arnies da?

talla10 · 23-05-2020 12:34am

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Kent Brockman: Aren't you Marge Simpson the wacko?

hmm Yes and No

Rawr · 24-05-2020 1:06pm

talla10 wrote: »

hmm Yes and No

Krusty: ...and now, The Crazy Marge Dancers!

Riddle101 · 03-06-2020 2:23am

Marge Simpson: I'm going to sue the pants off you
Mr Burns: You don't have to sue me to get my pants off

AndrewJRenko · 22-06-2020 7:33pm

Comic Book Guy : Come back! Those are prescription pants!

Riddle101 · 28-06-2020 1:18am

"Stealing! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name?! We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies?! For fun?! Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you?.... except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroooom. Beeoop. Honkhonk. Heheheh. Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze."

Baggly · 28-06-2020 7:19pm

ATOMS!! Two... Three.... Four.... Five...six of them! Take him away!

Riddle101 · 30-06-2020 5:05pm

"I've figured out the boy's punishment. First, he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second, no egg nog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months "

Baggly · 30-06-2020 5:13pm

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!

Also Barney: Yeah barney's right let's get some beer

Homer: Alright guys, pipe down! I've got some more beer in the garage.

EagererBeaver · 01-07-2020 12:17am

Baggly wrote: »

Barney: Hey, Homer, I'm worried about the beer supply. After this case, and the other case, there's only one case left!

Also Barney: Yeah barney's right let's get some beer

Homer: Alright guys, pipe down! I've got some more beer in the garage car hole.

FYP

talla10 · 01-07-2020 12:24am

Superintendent Chalmers; Oh my god man what is happening in your kitchen??

Skinner; The Aurora Borealis?

Superintendent Chalmers; The Aurora Borealis??At this time of day, this time of year in this part of the country localised entirely in your kitchen???

Skinner; Yes

Superintendent Chalmers; May i see it?

Skinner; No.

Papa_Bear · 01-07-2020 2:09am

PIE IS EXACTLY 3!

Rawr · 01-07-2020 9:01am

Wiggum: What is your fascination with my forbidden closet of mystery?

paddylonglegs · 01-07-2020 10:47am

EagererBeaver wrote: »

FYP

Ooo la dee da mister French man!

razorblunt · 01-07-2020 10:57am

The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

FOR HERE IN THE BOUDOIR

THE GOURMAND METAMORPHOSIZES INTO...

THE VOLUPTUARY!

AndrewJRenko · 02-07-2020 7:47pm

Homer: Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead.
Dean: Homer, is that you?"

EagererBeaver · 02-07-2020 9:50pm

razorblunt wrote: »

The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

Metal thing.. You use to dig...food.

You mean a spoon?

Yeah yeah!

paddylonglegs · 03-07-2020 11:05pm

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Homer: Hello, Dean? You're a stupidhead.
Dean: Homer, is that you?"

Dean: hello, that sounded like a pig fainting

EagererBeaver · 03-07-2020 11:49pm

Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off a bridge!

Riddle101 · 05-07-2020 6:46pm

“Heybuddyyougottaslowyourcardownandletmeinbecausei’mabigfatguyandican’tgoanywherebecausethere’sgoingtobesomepoisongas. Imeanthere’sgonnabereallypoisongas. Everybody’sgonnabedead. Especially me!”

MUFC91CS · 07-07-2020 11:14pm

razorblunt wrote: »

The episode where Bart breaks up Milhouse's relationship is one that I hadn't seen in years. I completely forgot about the subplot of the subliminal weight loss cassette, except the lads run out so they "throw in" the improve your vocab tape:

Marge Simpson : Has that cassette helped reduce your appetite?

Homer Simpson : Lamentably, no. My gastronomic rapacity knows no satiety.

Beanntraigheach · 08-07-2020 1:21am

Over, under, in and out. That's what shoe tying's all about.

Papa_Bear · 08-07-2020 2:06am

My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man.

let's get 'em.

Wait, why are we gettin 'em?

talla10 · 09-07-2020 3:21am

Homer; That's funny we didn't have a message before we left....

Answering machine; Hello Mother....Hello Father... here i am at Camp Granada

Homer; Marge! Is Lisa gone to Camp Granada?

Riddle101 · 09-07-2020 8:50am

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!

Ipso · 09-07-2020 6:16pm

The boy was strangely quiet. Later he would explain that he was confused by feelings of respect towards me.

Rawr · 17-07-2020 10:27am

Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.

Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that!

(Mr. Burns walks over to a cage full of winged monkeys and opens it.)

Mr. Burns: Fly, my pretties, fly!

(The monkeys jump out the window, and fall to their doom screaming.)

Mr. Burns: (Sighs)...........Continue the research.

P.Walnuts · 17-07-2020 5:27pm

Marge, they didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some ciragettes

Papa_Bear · 18-07-2020 1:21am

Homer: I need some fuel for me mule; gas for me ass...

AndrewJRenko · 18-07-2020 12:35pm

Homer Simpson: If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.

Riddle101 · 19-07-2020 8:55pm

Scorpio!
He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
Beware of Scorpio!

His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health.
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
He loves German beer!

fergus1001 · 20-07-2020 3:13pm

sneeds Feed and Seed
formerly Chucks

Riddle101 · 03-08-2020 7:45pm

Just watching a clip from the Hellfish episode of The Simpsons and realized how we never got to see that side of Abe Simpson again in later seasons. He became a running joke later on but looking back on his WWII history how he was the leader of his own unit and saved Mr Burns' life from a grenade you'd consider him an great man.

This is probably his finest scene in any Simpsons episode.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Nbx5thOZSs

Baggly · 03-08-2020 7:52pm

Riddle101 wrote:

Just watching a clip from the Hellfish episode of The Simpsons and realized how we never got to see that side of Abe Simpson again in later seasons. He became a running joke later on but looking back on his WWII history how he was the leader of his own unit and saved Mr Burns' life from a grenade you'd consider him an great man.

Beware the unreliable narrator

Realt Dearg Sec · 03-08-2020 8:43pm

Baggly wrote: »

Beware the unreliable narrator

Yeah but Bart is wary of the unreliable narrator at the start and end up being converted by the way the facts end up bearing out Abe's story. What happens with Abe later is the same thing that happens to a lot of Simpsons characters: the writers focus in on one aspect of their character and enlarge it to the point of extreme caricature, and make the character more one dimensional in the process. The famous example is of course Ned Flanders who turns from an all round good guy irritating neighbour who goes to church, into a lunatic Christian evangelical fundamentalist. But you see it with many characters in the show.

Riddle101 · 21-08-2020 4:12pm

"It was I, you fools. The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all. And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco."

Riddle101 · 23-08-2020 3:59pm

"Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state
driver's license is proof enough for me."

Comic Book Guy · 30-08-2020 7:26pm

I call the big one bitey!

Riddle101 · 30-08-2020 8:31pm

Actor 1:How do you find the defendant?
Actress 1:He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent...
Actor 2:Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent...
Ensemble:Drinking and driving, narcotics posession...
Actor 2: And that's just page one of this ten-page confession.
Actor 1: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
But this is L.A. and you're rich and FAMOUS!!!

I'm checkin' in.

He's checkin' in.

I'm checkin' in.

Checkin', checkin' in.

No more pills or alcohol,
No more pot or demerol,
No more stinkin' fun at all.
I'm checkin' in.

He's checkin' in.
He's checkin' in.

No more lookin' pale and thin,
No more bugs beneath your skin.

Hey, that's just my aspirin!

Chuck it out!
You're checkin' in!

Baggly · 30-08-2020 8:38pm

Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can

But I couldn't before

*piano bit*

Conall Cernach · 30-08-2020 10:13pm

Shavin' my shoulders

StevenToast · 30-08-2020 10:19pm

Just after watching the womens champions league final there....

"If the bible has thought us nothing else (and it hasn't)......its that girls should stick to girls sports......such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such....."

Rawr · 31-08-2020 7:39am

Baggly wrote: »

Can I play the piano anymore?

Of course you can

But I couldn't before

*piano bit*

I love you Doctor Zaius!

Dental plan!

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