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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,072 ✭✭✭ talla10


    Homer; That's funny we didn't have a message before we left....

    Answering machine; Hello Mother....Hello Father... here i am at Camp Granada

    Homer; Marge! Is Lisa gone to Camp Granada?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
    smells like a steak and seats thirty-five..

    Canyonero! Canyonero!

    Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
    It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

    Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!

    12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
    65 tons of American Pride!

    Canyonero! Canyonero!

    Top of the line in utility sports,
    Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

    Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

    She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
    She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

    Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

    Drive Canyonero!

    Woah Canyonero!

    Woah!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,997 ✭✭✭ Ipso


    The boy was strangely quiet. Later he would explain that he was confused by feelings of respect towards me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Smithers: Someone is charging room service to the company, sir.

    Mr. Burns: Well, we'll just see about that!

    (Mr. Burns walks over to a cage full of winged monkeys and opens it.)

    Mr. Burns: Fly, my pretties, fly!

    (The monkeys jump out the window, and fall to their doom screaming.)



    Mr. Burns: (Sighs)...........Continue the research.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭ P.Walnuts


    Marge, they didn't have any aspirin, so I got you some ciragettes


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  • Registered Users Posts: 200 ✭✭ Papa_Bear


    Homer: I need some fuel for me mule; gas for me ass...


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,781 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Homer Simpson: If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Scorpio!
    He'll sting you with his dreams of power and wealth.
    Beware of Scorpio!

    His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
    And his employees' health.
    He'll welcome you into his lair
    Like the nobleman welcomes his guest
    With free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest!

    But beware of his generous pensions
    Plus three weeks paid vacation each year
    And on Fridays, the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer!
    He loves German beer!


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,607 ✭✭✭ fergus1001


    sneeds Feed and Seed
    formerly Chucks


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Just watching a clip from the Hellfish episode of The Simpsons and realized how we never got to see that side of Abe Simpson again in later seasons. He became a running joke later on but looking back on his WWII history how he was the leader of his own unit and saved Mr Burns' life from a grenade you'd consider him an great man.

    This is probably his finest scene in any Simpsons episode.



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 34,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Baggly


    Riddle101 wrote:
    Just watching a clip from the Hellfish episode of The Simpsons and realized how we never got to see that side of Abe Simpson again in later seasons. He became a running joke later on but looking back on his WWII history how he was the leader of his own unit and saved Mr Burns' life from a grenade you'd consider him an great man.


    Beware the unreliable narrator


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,390 ✭✭✭✭ Realt Dearg Sec


    Baggly wrote: »
    Beware the unreliable narrator

    Yeah but Bart is wary of the unreliable narrator at the start and end up being converted by the way the facts end up bearing out Abe's story. What happens with Abe later is the same thing that happens to a lot of Simpsons characters: the writers focus in on one aspect of their character and enlarge it to the point of extreme caricature, and make the character more one dimensional in the process. The famous example is of course Ned Flanders who turns from an all round good guy irritating neighbour who goes to church, into a lunatic Christian evangelical fundamentalist. But you see it with many characters in the show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "It was I, you fools. The man you trusted isn't Wavy Gravy at all. And all this time, I've been smoking harmless tobacco."

    GtiihC.gif


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "Well, you sure don't look 25, but your unlaminated, out-of-state
    driver's license is proof enough for me."


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,249 ✭✭✭ Comic Book Guy


    I call the big one bitey!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,778 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Actor 1:How do you find the defendant?
    Actress 1:He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent...
    Actor 2:Freaked-out behavior both chronic and recent...
    Ensemble:Drinking and driving, narcotics posession...
    Actor 2: And that's just page one of this ten-page confession.
    Actor 1: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us,
    But this is L.A. and you're rich and FAMOUS!!!

    I'm checkin' in.

    He's checkin' in.

    I'm checkin' in.

    Checkin', checkin' in.

    No more pills or alcohol,
    No more pot or demerol,
    No more stinkin' fun at all.
    I'm checkin' in.

    He's checkin' in.
    He's checkin' in.

    No more lookin' pale and thin,
    No more bugs beneath your skin.

    Hey, that's just my aspirin!

    Chuck it out!
    You're checkin' in!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 34,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Baggly


    Can I play the piano anymore?

    Of course you can

    But I couldn't before

    *piano bit*


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,868 ✭✭✭ Conall Cernach


    Shavin' my shoulders


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,555 ✭✭✭ StevenToast


    Just after watching the womens champions league final there....


    "If the bible has thought us nothing else (and it hasn't)......its that girls should stick to girls sports......such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such....."

    "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining." - Fletcher



  • Registered Users Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Baggly wrote: »
    Can I play the piano anymore?

    Of course you can

    But I couldn't before

    *piano bit*

    I love you Doctor Zaius!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,839 ✭✭✭ Nerdkiller1991


    That man ate all our shrimp! And two plastic lobsters!
    "'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,500 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    "'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine!"

    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do after you were ejected from the restaurant.

    Marge: We... pretty much went straight home.

    Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath.

    Marge: We drove around until 3 AM looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant.

    Lionel Hutz: And when you couldn't find one?

    Marge: We went... fishing. [sobs]


  • Registered Users Posts: 20,124 ✭✭✭✭ jimgoose


    Rawr wrote: »
    ...
    Marge: We went... fishing. [sobs]

    Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 34,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Baggly


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Well, one fella came close. Went by the name of Homer. Seven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks. His eyes were like steel, cold and hard. Had a shock of hair, red like the fires of Hell!

    Thats such an oddly sweet ending - i had forgotten it but i love it. Nice to think Homer will be remembered like that (sort of remembered).

    Anywho.....


    “There’s also this report of a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight.” “I hardly think the FBI’s concerned with matters like that.”


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 572 ✭✭✭ Errashareesh


    Wonder Years voice-over guy: "Get a job? Were they serious?"

    *60s music - The Byrds*

    "I didn't realise it at the time but, a little piece of my childhood had slipped away... forever."

    Bart! What are you staring at?!
    Uh, nothing.

    "He didn't say it and neither did I but... at that moment, my dad and I were closer than we'd ever..."

    BART! Stop it!
    -Sorry.

    Music: "To everything, turn, turn, turn..."


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 34,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Baggly


    Oh Margie...

    You came and you found me a turkey...

    On my vacation away from workie


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,686 ✭✭✭✭ punisher5112


    A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

    Car hold!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,390 ✭✭✭✭ Realt Dearg Sec


    Car hold!

    Not according to Hank Azaria.

    https://twitter.com/HankAzaria/status/476641398859776000

    (I always thought it was car hold as well, and in a way I still think it's funnier)


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