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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,684 ✭✭✭✭ Earthhorse


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Something something... Burt Ward.

    This thread writes itself!


  • Registered Users Posts: 601 ✭✭✭ Snails pace


    How about handsome Homer plus three


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,560 ✭✭✭✭ ILoveYourVibes


    I do not think you guys are taking this seriously enough. Its ****ing ART!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,029 ✭✭✭ Hande hoche!


    Inside No. 9 is an amusing show.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,560 ✭✭✭✭ ILoveYourVibes


    don't move it ....NOW i am discombobluated



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,390 ✭✭✭ paddylonglegs


    And heeere come the pretzels


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭ P.Walnuts


    And heeere come the pretzels

    You can call them Whitey whackers


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,390 ✭✭✭ paddylonglegs


    When a fire starts to burn,
    There’s a lesson you should learn,
    Something, something and you’ll see,
    You’ll avoid catastrophe


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    This thread writes itself!

    Burns: "It was the Best of Times....it was the BOARDS of times?!"
    You stupid Boardsie!
    (Hits Earthhorse with post)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    fullstop wrote: »
    PUT IT IN H.

    A single tank of kerosene.

    Crazy Vaclav's ffs.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭ Beanntraigheach


    A single tank of kerosene.

    Crazy Vaclav's ffs.
    Homer: What country is this car from?
    Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,349 ✭✭✭ DubDJ


    Homer: What country is this car from?
    Crazy Vaclav: It no longer exists.

    PUT IT IN H!!!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,472 ✭✭✭ Quantum Erasure


    “Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,294 ✭✭✭ EagererBeaver


    “Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it’s time for our viewers to crack each other’s heads open and feast on the goo inside?”

    Yes I would, Kent.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,436 ✭✭✭✭ RobbingBandit


    Wiggum forever Barney never


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,931 ✭✭✭ eyerer


    Simsons used to be great and i am high now. I bent my wookie


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,681 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Good news, Marge! I've learned to walk naked on stilts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭ FarmerBrowne


    Ham night will now be spam night.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    "Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now..."


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,381 ✭✭✭✭ Realt Dearg Sec


    Riddle101 wrote: »
    "Frank Grimes, or "Grimey," as he liked to be called, taught us that a man can triumph over adversity. And even though Frank's agonizing struggle through life was tragically cut short, I'm sure he's looking down on this right now..."

    CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,839 ✭✭✭ Nerdkiller1991


    CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE!
    "THAT'S OUR HOMER!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭ Raconteuse


    Frank never got to go to school. He spent his childhood as a delivery boy, delivering toys to more fortunate children. Then, on his 18th birthday, he was blown up in a silo explosion.

    During his long recuperation, he taught himself to hear, and feel pain again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,773 ✭✭✭ Riddle101


    Marge: Homer i've been thinking. If the baby is a boy what do you think of the name Larry?
    Homer: Marge! we can't do that. All the kids will call him Larry Farry.
    Marge: Well what about Louie?
    Homer: They'll call him Screwy Louie.
    Marge: Bob?
    Homer: Slob.
    Marge: Luke?
    Homer: Puke.
    Marge: Marcus?
    Homer: Mucus.
    Marge: What about Bart?
    Homer: Let's see. Bart, dart, cart, e-art. Nope can't see any problems with that.


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,681 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Homer: Marge, can't we get some clear plates? I can't see the TV.


  • Registered Users Posts: 431 ✭✭ FarmerBrowne


    Top of the morning to ye.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,436 ✭✭✭✭ RobbingBandit


    It's the wearin of the green Bart


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Top of the morning to ye.

    Brockman: All this violence, looting, destruction of property. Is this really what we think of....when we think of the Irish?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭ P.Walnuts


    Rawr wrote: »
    Brockman: All this violence, looting, destruction of property. Is this really what we think of....when we think of the Irish?

    Hey have you seen SULLAY??


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,681 ✭✭✭✭ AndrewJRenko


    Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,496 ✭✭✭ Rawr


    Mulder: His jiggling…is…almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes…it’s like a lava lamp.

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