Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

Hello all!

Hope you're all keeping well in these challenging times!

*Orders round for the house*

*Sips pint of beautiful red ale*

*peers up from trapdoor in the cellar*

/slinks in, leaves voluminous hat on/

Any barbers about?

/Looks at all the receding hairlines and raises a Spock like quizzical eyebrow art Duke

A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber...
"Can eucalyptus?"

Apparently, my "It's five O'Clock somewhere" hat is not a valid reason for drinking at this hour.

Though I did hear some wise words on the lockdown in another forum on this very site. When asked about drinking rules during lockdown, the following rules apply:

"During the week: weekend rules apply. During the weekend, airport rules apply"

So, what day is it?

Been away a long time, how is everyone?

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

SloMo!

How the hell you dooin?

Good thanks, this place hasn't changed much I see

Ahh those were the days, I'll have to think about that, only back online recently, am reaquainting myself with a lot of things

Afternoon all

A pint of lovely Smithwicks please

*Orders round for the house*

How's tricks people?

SlowMotion321 wrote: »

"Dusts off ratty old apron"

comin up enjoy

Good man, thanks a mill!

How's things with yourself?

*sips lovely pint*

SlowMotion321 wrote: »

All good here no complaints, yourself?

Glad to hear it. All good here too! Throw us on another one please.

*gulps ale*

**A blinding light enters the dusty bar, followed by the glare of the silky green bouncer jacket**


Seriously lads, my first post back on Boards and I return to a pub that's been closed since June 2020?????

"[spoile r] this is a spoiler [/spoile r]"

terrible looking, head to big