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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #9782
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    Think I'm going to shave my hair fully off and ya I have an alibi for May this yearabout saying something about people around the town as I'm I home everyday of the week
    barely leave my house only to do my shopping of the week or run to the shop for something I forgot or something I ran out of and my Facebook pages was blocked by headquarters for making too many pages
    didn't know that they do that but they do and any page you make after you get blocked also gets blocked a day or 2 after you make it so didn't use Facebook all of may so therefore I couldn't have written anything about anyone and my pages in June that I made were blocked within a day they mostly blocked my pages in under half an hour so therefore I didn't write anything about anyone in May or June and half of July

    I made pages but we're blocked by headquarters I have proof of that from my friend and the fella who dropped me up to get the dog and pick up his girl on the way as his mother and her were shopping and they wanted to show my ex a pic of the dog I said I can't cause I've no Facebook for being blocked
    I had to send my friend the pic threw snapchat there is my proof of an alibi when anyone ever accuses me of anything again make sure ye have proof
    cause I be sure to have an alibi for everything from now on sick and tired of being accused by people I may write stuff and give out to people on Facebook but I sure as hell don't accuse them of things
    and I don't shout and roar in public at people but at least I have my proof and my alibies I was actually using the app Smule singing app that Let me record and save my records and I was using the smile singing app in May June and July and was watching my Netflix and Playing Fortnite and GTA 5 so there is my proof

    (Paragraphs added by me)


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    #9783
    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,363 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Think I'm going to shave my hair fully off and ya I have an alibi for May this yearabout saying something about people around the town as I'm I home everyday of the week
    barely leave my house only to do my shopping of the week or run to the shop for something I forgot or something I ran out of and my Facebook pages was blocked by headquarters for making too many pages
    didn't know that they do that but they do and any page you make after you get blocked also gets blocked a day or 2 after you make it so didn't use Facebook all of may so therefore I couldn't have written anything about anyone and my pages in June that I made were blocked within a day they mostly blocked my pages in under half an hour so therefore I didn't write anything about anyone in May or June and half of July

    I made pages but we're blocked by headquarters I have proof of that from my friend and the fella who dropped me up to get the dog and pick up his girl on the way as his mother and her were shopping and they wanted to show my ex a pic of the dog I said I can't cause I've no Facebook for being blocked
    I had to send my friend the pic threw snapchat there is my proof of an alibi when anyone ever accuses me of anything again make sure ye have proof
    cause I be sure to have an alibi for everything from now on sick and tired of being accused by people I may write stuff and give out to people on Facebook but I sure as hell don't accuse them of things
    and I don't shout and roar in public at people but at least I have my proof and my alibies I was actually using the app Smule singing app that Let me record and save my records and I was using the smile singing app in May June and July and was watching my Netflix and Playing Fortnite and GTA 5 so there is my proof

    (Paragraphs added by me)

    Take out the paragraphs, it might make it easier to understand.


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    #9784
    Gwen Cooper
    Registered Users Posts: 719 ✭✭✭Gwen Cooper


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Think I'm going to shave my hair fully off and ya I have an alibi for May this yearabout saying something about people around the town as I'm I home everyday of the week
    barely leave my house only to do my shopping of the week or run to the shop for something I forgot or something I ran out of and my Facebook pages was blocked by headquarters for making too many pages
    didn't know that they do that but they do and any page you make after you get blocked also gets blocked a day or 2 after you make it so didn't use Facebook all of may so therefore I couldn't have written anything about anyone and my pages in June that I made were blocked within a day they mostly blocked my pages in under half an hour so therefore I didn't write anything about anyone in May or June and half of July

    I made pages but we're blocked by headquarters I have proof of that from my friend and the fella who dropped me up to get the dog and pick up his girl on the way as his mother and her were shopping and they wanted to show my ex a pic of the dog I said I can't cause I've no Facebook for being blocked
    I had to send my friend the pic threw snapchat there is my proof of an alibi when anyone ever accuses me of anything again make sure ye have proof
    cause I be sure to have an alibi for everything from now on sick and tired of being accused by people I may write stuff and give out to people on Facebook but I sure as hell don't accuse them of things
    and I don't shout and roar in public at people but at least I have my proof and my alibies I was actually using the app Smule singing app that Let me record and save my records and I was using the smile singing app in May June and July and was watching my Netflix and Playing Fortnite and GTA 5 so there is my proof

    (Paragraphs added by me)

    Does she have a new profile again? I'm getting lost :eek:


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    #9785
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Think I'm going to shave my hair fully off and ya I have an alibi for May this yearabout saying something about people around the town as I'm I home everyday of the week
    barely leave my house only to do my shopping of the week or run to the shop for something I forgot or something I ran out of and my Facebook pages was blocked by headquarters for making too many pages
    didn't know that they do that but they do and any page you make after you get blocked also gets blocked a day or 2 after you make it so didn't use Facebook all of may so therefore I couldn't have written anything about anyone and my pages in June that I made were blocked within a day they mostly blocked my pages in under half an hour so therefore I didn't write anything about anyone in May or June and half of July

    I made pages but we're blocked by headquarters I have proof of that from my friend and the fella who dropped me up to get the dog and pick up his girl on the way as his mother and her were shopping and they wanted to show my ex a pic of the dog I said I can't cause I've no Facebook for being blocked
    I had to send my friend the pic threw snapchat there is my proof of an alibi when anyone ever accuses me of anything again make sure ye have proof
    cause I be sure to have an alibi for everything from now on sick and tired of being accused by people I may write stuff and give out to people on Facebook but I sure as hell don't accuse them of things
    and I don't shout and roar in public at people but at least I have my proof and my alibies I was actually using the app Smule singing app that Let me record and save my records and I was using the smile singing app in May June and July and was watching my Netflix and Playing Fortnite and GTA 5 so there is my proof

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    Any idea what she's talking about Susie?


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    #9786
    dreamers75
    Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    we need context!!!!!!


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    #9787
    HorrorScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭HorrorScope


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    Any idea what she's talking about Susie?

    Shaving her head??
    Alibi for May this year because she playing video games and people are saying she wasn’t??
    She has proof she was playing them because she was using a singing app on her phone??
    And making multiple Facebook pages that end up getting blocked....

    I think this person needs sectioning and that’s no joke, clearly something very very wrong in their head


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    #9788
    SusieBlue
    Registered Users Posts: 8,029 ✭✭✭SusieBlue


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    Shaving her head??
    Alibi for May this year because she playing video games and people are saying she wasn’t??
    She has proof she was playing them because she was using a singing app on her phone??
    And making multiple Facebook pages that end up getting blocked....

    I think this person needs sectioning and that’s no joke, clearly something very very wrong in their head

    Pretty much the above. She’s being accused of talking about someone behind their back and she’s saying she couldn’t have because she was at home live streaming herself playing video games on FB when the incident allegedly occurred.
    She then got banned from FB for a few months so she’s using that as proof that she couldn’t have been talking about the person online either.
    And she also wants to shave her head.


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    #9789
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    Shaving her head??
    Alibi for May this year because she playing video games and people are saying she wasn’t??
    She has proof she was playing them because she was using a singing app on her phone??
    And making multiple Facebook pages that end up getting blocked....

    I think this person needs sectioning and that’s no joke, clearly something very very wrong in their head
    Seems someone made a page that p!ssed someone else off but it can't have been her because headquarters?? have been blocking most of her pages since May. I'm getting a headache trying to make sense of it.


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    #9790
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Sinead O Connor?


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    #9791
    HorrorScope
    Closed Accounts Posts: 421 ✭✭HorrorScope


    SusieBlue wrote: »
    Pretty much the above. She’s being accused of talking about someone behind their back and she’s saying she couldn’t have because she was at home live streaming herself playing video games on FB when the incident allegedly occurred.
    She then got banned from FB for a few months so she’s using that as proof that she couldn’t have been talking about the person online either.
    And she also wants to shave her head.

    I don’t whether to feel pity for her or laugh - she seriously needs help though and that’s a fact. Is this the same crazy dog woman??


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    #9792
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    Chillaxed To The Max #FridayFeeling Yuuuup Waiting On A Takeaway & Spend The Day With My Child #SideKick . Nice Fresh Day Out Then, But Sure If I Go To Da Park Wiv Her She Be Asleep By 7 .So Naw Luv . She'l Thank Me Later When Tha #ToyShow Starts . Myt Hav A Few Cold Ones Fr It . #FestiveSeason #WhackinOutDahTuneees


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    #9793
    Simmer down
    Closed Accounts Posts: 80 ✭✭Simmer down


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Chillaxed To The Max #FridayFeeling Yuuuup Waiting On A Takeaway & Spend The Day With My Child #SideKick . Nice Fresh Day Out Then, But Sure If I Go To Da Park Wiv Her She Be Asleep By 7 .So Naw Luv . She'l Thank Me Later When Tha #ToyShow Starts . Myt Hav A Few Cold Ones Fr It . #FestiveSeason #WhackinOutDahTuneees

    Positive attitude anyway #Yuuuup!


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    #9794
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users Posts: 1,731 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Foweva Awone wrote: »
    Chillaxed To The Max #FridayFeeling Yuuuup Waiting On A Takeaway & Spend The Day With My Child #SideKick . Nice Fresh Day Out Then, But Sure If I Go To Da Park Wiv Her She Be Asleep By 7 .So Naw Luv . She'l Thank Me Later When Tha #ToyShow Starts . Myt Hav A Few Cold Ones Fr It . #FestiveSeason #WhackinOutDahTuneees

    Yuupp don't take your child to the park to play in the fresh air with other children, better she sits in watching you drink and watch tv - much healthier choice, not


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    #9795
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    Simmer down wrote: »
    Positive attitude anyway #Yuuuup!

    #CapitaliseEveryWord


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    #9796
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    It wasnt me123 wrote: »
    Yuupp don't take your child to the park to play in the fresh air with other children, better she sits in watching you drink and watch tv - much healthier choice, not

    Should I also mention I met this girl in rehab ... now I'll be honest, I'm actually extremely fond of her and of her daughter, but I cringe when she posts on Facebook about having "a few cold ones". One cold one is one too many for the likes of me and her!!


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    #9797
    KM792
    Registered Users Posts: 252 ✭✭KM792


    Can anyone give me alone please

    Yes you read that right,she doesn't specify if it's a car lone or a holiday lone but I'l personally drive her to the Kredit Younnyun if she posts it anymore.


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    #9798
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    KM792 wrote: »
    Can anyone give me alone please

    Yes you read that right,she doesn't specify if it's a car lone or a holiday lone but I'l personally drive her to the Kredit Younnyun if she posts it anymore.

    Perhaps she 'vants to be alone'.


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    #9799
    Foweva Awone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,740 ✭✭✭Foweva Awone


    "The little man there now too goodly King gbh loved"


    Goodly King :D


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    #9800
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,656 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Plot twists

    https://twitter.com/sonofhound/status/1200711873039097856


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    #9801
    aoh
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    Special prayers for our pom (dogs name)! He is in pretty bad shape. We will know on Tuesday if he will make it or not!


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    #9802
    Mena Mitty
    Registered Users Posts: 5,975 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    In response to 'How did you get on chick'

    I axed him last nite n he deneyed evrything. L8ers x


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    #9803
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,294 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    aoh wrote: »
    Special prayers for our pom (dogs name)! He is in pretty bad shape. We will know on Tuesday if he will make it or not!

    Is the dog baptised?

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #9804
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "I made pasta for supper"

    "What if I don't want pasta?"

    "Why. Are you lack toast and told her aunt? "

    "Pardon?"

    "Lack toast and told her aunt. You know, that thing where you can't have dairy food."

    "Lactose intolerant, you mean.."

    "Isn't that what I said?"


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    #9805
    sportsfan90
    Registered Users Posts: 614 ✭✭✭sportsfan90


    "Luv me knew black Pugh Joe 206"


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    #9806
    aoh
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    Is the dog baptised?

    Not sure about that (I hope not!!) but

    "Tonight we said goodbye to my companion, he knew me by grandma! My heart is broke into pieces! We had 12 good year's .he went camping ,long car rides to see my moms dog. He went every where with me! I'm so lost right now! RIP (dog name) go be with my dad and mama cat! I'll love you forever!"

    Lots of luvs'n'hugs'n'prayers in the comments plus a load of RIP. It's a fupping dog!!


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    #9807
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users Posts: 16,641 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    sportsfan90 wrote: »
    "Luv me knew black Pugh Joe 206"

    How are people this illiterate, the correct spelling is on the car?
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




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    #9808
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    aoh wrote: »
    It's a fupping dog!!

    Most animals I've known are nicer than most people I've known


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    #9809
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    aoh wrote: »
    Not sure about that (I hope not!!) but

    "Tonight we said goodbye to my companion, he knew me by grandma! My heart is broke into pieces! We had 12 good year's .he went camping ,long car rides to see my moms dog. He went every where with me! I'm so lost right now! RIP (dog name) go be with my dad and mama cat! I'll love you forever!"

    Lots of luvs'n'hugs'n'prayers in the comments plus a load of RIP. It's a fupping dog!!
    I wouldn't go plastering it all over facebook but if one of my dogs died I'd feel exactly the same. I'd be devastated.


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    #9810
    aoh
    Registered Users Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I wouldn't go plastering it all over facebook but if one of my dogs died I'd feel exactly the same. I'd be devastated.

    I understand that but it was all the RIP that got me.


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    #9811
    Accepting Cookies
    Closed Accounts Posts: 65 ✭✭Accepting Cookies


    Posts some life advice/word of inspiration meme but your experience of the person who posted it never does anything but the opposite in real life. It makes me laugh and roll my eyes in equal measure.


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