Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

How Soon Is Now · 09-08-2019 11:01AM

I've never understood the obsession with real skinny women in general.

The majority of super models look like there recovering from something.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 09-08-2019 11:05AM

wiggle16 wrote: »

She has very.... strong features. Is that the nice way of putting it??

Benedict Cumberbatch is gross. If a sausage made a wish upon a star to turn into a human, that's what it would look like.

Ben Affleck is rotten.

Johnny Depp looks like an alien who crashlanded on Earth and had twenty minutes to disguise himself as a human before being discovered. Hugh Laurie was on the same ship.

Brad Pitt was always pretty "meh" to me.

Gerard Butler looks constipated.

And on that note, to me Hugh Grant had all the allure of a toilet brush.

I never, ever got what people saw in George Clooney years ago. He has aged extremely well and I defo would now, but when he was younger I just didn't get it. Beard does him wonders.

.... you'd swear I was perfect :rolleyes:

Wiggle I love you but you can fcuk right the fcuk off.

I will fight to my actual death defending Hugh Laurie's rideyness.

Fire away at the rest of them though.

Porklife · 09-08-2019 11:13AM

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

Wiggle I love you but you can fcuk right the fcuk off.

I will fight to my actual death defending Hugh Laurie's rideyness.

Fire away at the rest of them though.

Totally disagree Electro... just don't see it. He looks sound, I'd say he's very funny but I have to agree with Wiggle's alien ship theory!

Liam Neeson... wouldn't do it for me in the slightest!

dubstarr · 09-08-2019 11:13AM

matthew mcconaughey i just dont get the love.Hes very bland looking and his voice is boring as ****.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 09-08-2019 11:20AM

Porklife wrote: »

Totally disagree Electro... just don't see it. He looks sound, I'd say he's very funny but I have to agree with Wiggle's alien ship theory!

Liam Neeson... wouldn't do it for me in the slightest!

Oh well, more of his balls for me to gargle :pac:

Solid gold rideyness for DECADES. Fcuker has been sexy as long as I've been alive. God bless that man.

But anyways, back on track. Never ever saw the appeal of Richard Gere.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts · 09-08-2019 11:20AM

Porklife wrote: »

I don't know any woman who thinks that, even her character in sex and the city is a selfish bitch.
She's known as being unattractive. There's a joke that goes.... Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar....the bartender says...why the long face
She looks like a witch or a shoe people. No woman wants to look like her!!

I wouldn’t have minded her SATC figure, to be honest. Petite, trim and ever so slightly athletic but still womanly.

Porklife wrote: »

Ah stop.. she does have witch like features and it's not like I'm saying it to her face! Get off your highhorse!

A lot her real life beaus have been gorgers though! And seemed serious about her.

Porklife · 09-08-2019 11:22AM

Totally agree.. beautiful body and I'd kill for her wardrobe! I don't even think she's ugly per se... just that she looks very much like a horse and a little bit like a foot :pac:

bfa1509 · 09-08-2019 11:24AM

This is going the opposite way, but I heard a lot of people say in the past that Eva Green was overrated looks-wise, but I think she's Gorgaeious! A french fox.

09-08-2019 11:27AM

Can't stand Liam Neeson either,crap actor also imo...if I had to go out with a celebrity tonight(play along lol),I'd choose Beckham or Ricky Gervais right now,I'm all dad bod at the moment, I find Ian Glynn hot af also..its my age lol.

Bigbagofcans · 09-08-2019 11:28AM

Porklife wrote: »

Totally agree.. beautiful body and I'd kill for her wardrobe! I don't even think she's ugly per se... just that she looks very much like a horse and a little bit like a foot :pac:

She was attractive in SATC I thought. Her figure, her confidence and she does have nice eyes/hair!

If she had gone down the route of getting a nose job to silence her haters, her career would have gone down the pan like Jennifer Grey's.

castletownman · 09-08-2019 11:28AM

Meghan Markle.

Reminds me of Alex Oxlade Chamberlain.

Porklife · 09-08-2019 11:31AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Can't stand Liam Neeson either,crap actor also imo...if I had to go out with a celebrity tonight(play along lol),I'd choose Beckham or Ricky Gervais right now,I'm all dad bod at the moment, I find Ian Glynn hot af also..its my age lol.

I totally fancy Ricky Gervais these days too! I never found him attractive before but I think it's because I just love him so much that he's become really attractive to me.

You can keep Beckham though!

Bigbagofcans · 09-08-2019 11:31AM

castletownman wrote: »

Meghan Markle.

Reminds me of Alex Oxlade Chamberlain.

I think her and Prince Harry have very similar features - same shaped nose and beady eyes.

Porklife · 09-08-2019 11:36AM

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

I think her and Prince Harry have very similar features - same shaped nose and beady eyes.

Now that you say it I can totally see that! She has gorgeous skin and hair but not a great face. Not unattractive by any stretch but zero sex appeal.

Joey Essex... how anyone finds him attractive is beyond me. His stupidity alone would turn me right off.

Lotus Flower · 09-08-2019 11:37AM

Porklife wrote: »

Totally agree.. beautiful body and I'd kill for her wardrobe! I don't even think she's ugly per se... just that she looks very much like a horse and a little bit like a foot :pac:

Beautiful body? But earlier you said she was anorexic?

Lotus Flower · 09-08-2019 11:39AM

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

She was attractive in SATC I thought. Her figure, her confidence and she does have nice eyes/hair!

If she had gone down the route of getting a nose job to silence her haters, her career would have gone down the pan like Jennifer Grey's.

I'm so glad she didn't, there's enough pressure on women in Hollywood to look perfect so fair play to SJP for not bowing down despite the (frankly undeserved) scathing criticism

Porklife · 09-08-2019 11:41AM

Lotus Flower wrote: »

Beautiful body? But earlier you said she was anorexic?

In SATC she had a great body, she's waaayyyy too skinny and boney now and looks like you could snap her like brittle!

And don't get me started on that witch like horse face :pac:

Deebles McBeebles · 09-08-2019 11:43AM

dubstarr wrote: »

matthew mcconaughey i just dont get the love.Hes very bland looking and his voice is boring as ****.

:eek: Now hold on a second, I know I just called SJP something horrible but I won't have this about McConnaughey's voice, its like meditation fodder! Every word a droplet of rain on a scorching hot day, his cadence like melting chocolate.

Lotus Flower · 09-08-2019 11:44AM

Porklife wrote: »

In SATC she had a great body, she's waaayyyy too skinny and boney now and looks like you could snap her like brittle!

And don't get me started on that witch like horse face :pac:

So a 54 year old doesn't have a perfect body? My word!!

red petal · 09-08-2019 11:46AM

Lotus Flower wrote: »

So a 54 year old doesn't have a perfect body? My word!!

Is that you SJP?

DrPhilG · 09-08-2019 11:47AM

castletownman wrote: »

Meghan Markle.

People referred to Meghan as the hot girl from Suits.

Ah no people... This is the HOT girl from Suits...

Deebles McBeebles · 09-08-2019 11:48AM

Mods can I thank Phil's post twice somehow?

Porklife · 09-08-2019 11:51AM

Lotus Flower wrote: »

So a 54 year old doesn't have a perfect body? My word!!

... or a perfect face :pac:

Do you look like a horse yourself, is that why it's hit such a nerve for you?

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 09-08-2019 11:56AM

Also I'd say SJP has a pretty thick skin like. She can probably hardly Google herself without a bunch of memes comparing her to a horse or some people agreeing that it really pisses them off that she's somehow on telly even though they don't want to fcuk her. She could have changed her appearance, she didn't. I'd say she's sitting back enjoying the fortune she's made rather than worrying about what some forum users in Ireland think about her face.

Lotus Flower · 09-08-2019 11:58AM

Porklife wrote: »

... or a perfect face :pac:

Do you look like a horse yourself, is that why it's hit such a nerve for you?

There are worse things to look like than a horse! No, I think the level of hatred she has received about her looks is ridiculous so I'm defending her, sorry for having a mind of my own and not joining in with slating her

Baggly · 09-08-2019 12:00PM

Mod

Porklife and Lotus - leave each other be or there will be threadbans.

Lotus, if you arent happy with the premise of the thread, report it and tell the mods why, and stop posting in it.

Homelander · 09-08-2019 12:00PM

There are lots of celebrities I recognise as being good looking, but don't find personally attractive so I don't think there's any point covering those....but one person I really find hard to understand how people fancy them is Taylor Swift.

I don't know what it is, it's not like she's bad looking or anything close, but she just has zero sex appeal, it's like looking at a picture of your sister.

endabob1 · 09-08-2019 12:01PM

Dog Man Star wrote: »

Kim Kardashian.....enormous flabby garda patrol
Kendell Jenner......flatter than a witch's tit
Beyonce......more of a man than I'll ever be
Kylie Minogue.....face frozen
Rihanna......looks like someone from Judge Judy who nicked a ham
Katie Price......grotesque
Taylor Swift.......no tits, no ass, no talent, no nothing
The model with vitiligo....looks like the negative of a picture of a clown

I would bang Kylie like a screen door in a hurricane
Beyonce is pretty tidy too, I'm with on the rest though, very Meh

Porklife · 09-08-2019 12:04PM

Baggly wrote: »

Mod

Porklife and Lotus - leave each other be or there will be threadbans.

Lotus, if you arent happy with the premise of the thread, report it and tell the mods why, and stop posting in it.

To be fair, Lotus keeps coming after me. I'm just enjoying the thread but I will leave her be!

Deebles McBeebles · 09-08-2019 12:04PM

Homelander wrote: »

she just has zero sex appeal, it's like looking at a picture of your sister.

:D:D
Fair play, cracked me up with that one.

Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

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