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Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

Sheridan81 · 2019-08-08 05:01:39

Name a 'sex symbol' who you don't find attractive. Please refrain from replying with jokes like 'George Clooney cause I'm a heterosexual male lol'.:) I chose Maria Sharapova, the tennis player. She is too tall. She has such an ordinary face, a fairly cold public persona, ordinary sized breasts, no real curves and her long…

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#182 08-08-2019 7:38pm
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Porklife wrote: »

If man evolved from ape....she evolved from dog!

Ouch:D

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#183 08-08-2019 7:42pm
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dubstarr wrote: »

Ouch:D

I really don't like her!! She was my choice in the inexplicably can't stand thread! :^)

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#184 08-08-2019 7:44pm
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Done think ive heard anyone say mariah carey was hot in about 20years. She was nice in the 90s as a girl next door warbler with massive....lungs. then went the whole hip-hop majazza or whatever route, not for me. But still, she's 50 like, and far from the worst

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#185 08-08-2019 7:45pm
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Sarah Jessica Parker, seen by women as the perfect example of what men want. Seen by men as a transvestite donkey witch.

And also ya know the Donegal thing....

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#186 08-08-2019 7:48pm
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Sarah Jessica Parker, seen by women as the perfect example of what men want. Seen by men as a transvestite donkey witch.

And also ya know the Donegal thing....

I don't know any woman who thinks that, even her character in sex and the city is a selfish bitch.
She's known as being unattractive. There's a joke that goes.... Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar....the bartender says...why the long face
She looks like a witch or a shoe people. No woman wants to look like her!!

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#187 08-08-2019 7:50pm
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Porklife wrote: »

How is she a nut job?

She doesn't have MC's back catalogue! I mean honestly!!

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#188 08-08-2019 7:53pm
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Colin Farrell, Channing Tatum - he looks like a caricature and Miley ciruses(sp?) husband - I forget his name.
As for females, I never thought the size of their boobs or ass was important, it's really down to proportions for me, like Kim Kardashian has big boobs, ass and a tiny waist but her legs are so skinny theyre out of proportion with the rest of her frame, making her unattractive imo.
Theres a cookie cutter type of woman that most men are attracted too - big tits, ass and tiny waist but will criticis women that get plastic surgery and women that have naturally small breasts.
Surprised that Angeline Jolie was mentioned so many times, I think she's beautiful.

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#189 08-08-2019 7:59pm
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Porklife wrote: »

How is she a nut job?

Bating the shyte out of girls in the bogs doesn't paint a stable picture. Going through husbands at a rate of knots too.

That said, I'd forgive the ugly hoop tattoo. I think she's stunning. These are strangers, we don't know them to judge their personality so this is a purely physical assessment.

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#190 08-08-2019 8:01pm
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I'm not a bad looking fella but used to struggle with confidence in my looks a lot. What made me smile was that if they lined up a picture of me and Chris Hemsworth, there is most likely at least one woman in this world who thinks that I am more attractive. It may be one woman for me and two billion odd for Hemsworth but I still beat him in one and that's good enough for me.

This has nothing to do with the thread btw but thought I'd share.

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#191 08-08-2019 8:06pm
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Stacey Dooley

That will be all.

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#192 08-08-2019 8:08pm
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Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Surprised that Angeline Jolie was mentioned so many times, I think she's beautiful.

This Angelina was stunning.

Not the best photo ever but taken from The Bone Collector with Denzel Washington, never seen her look better.

This one, not so much.

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#193 08-08-2019 8:10pm
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IAMAMORON wrote: »

Stacey Dooley

That will be all.

Who says Stacey Dooley is extremely attractive?

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#194 08-08-2019 8:16pm
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DrPhilG wrote: »

This Angelina was stunning.

Not the best photo ever but taken from The Bone Collector with Denzel Washington, never seen her look better.

This one, not so much.

In fairness, she went through a divorce, a double mastectomy, an ovarian cancer scare, hormonal treatment and early menopause after having her ovaries removed all in the last 5 or 6 years, She's also been known for having mental health problems, thats bound to take its toll on the body. She's still attractive imo.

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#195 08-08-2019 8:22pm
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DrPhilG wrote: »

Who says Stacey Dooley is extremely attractive?

These freaks, I got a 2 day ban for my troubles...

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057988023&page=18

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#196 08-08-2019 8:25pm
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IAMAMORON wrote: »

Stacey Dooley

That will be all.

DrPhilG wrote: »

Who says Stacey Dooley is extremely attractive?

I love Stacey Dooley but she is not extremely attractive.

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#197 08-08-2019 8:35pm
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Kim Kardashian.....enormous flabby garda patrol
Kendell Jenner......flatter than a witch's tit
Beyonce......more of a man than I'll ever be
Kylie Minogue.....face frozen
Rihanna......looks like someone from Judge Judy who nicked a ham
Katie Price......grotesque
Taylor Swift.......no tits, no ass, no talent, no nothing
The model with vitiligo....looks like the negative of a picture of a clown

The only people who think Katie price is attractive are travellers

She's a cultural icon amongst their people, kid you not

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#198 08-08-2019 8:38pm
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Porklife wrote:

I don't know any woman who thinks that, even her character in sex and the city is a selfish bitch. She's known as being unattractive. There's a joke that goes.... Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar....the bartender says...why the long face She looks like a witch or a shoe people. No woman wants to look like her!!

Thank goodness you're so perfect then!

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#199 08-08-2019 8:40pm
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Porklife wrote: »

I don't know any woman who thinks that, even her character in sex and the city is a selfish bitch.
She's known as being unattractive. There's a joke that goes.... Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar....the bartender says...why the long face
She looks like a witch or a shoe people. No woman wants to look like her!!

She's no Michelle Pfeiffer but I wouldn't call her ugly either

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#200 08-08-2019 8:43pm
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chicorytip wrote: »

Thank goodness you're so perfect then!

When did I say that?! This is a light-hearted thread based on appearance. I was replying to a poster who said women think SJP is perfect and I was merely saying no we don't! In fact she's unattractive and horsey!:,-)

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#201 08-08-2019 8:46pm
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Cameron Diaz was always a bit meh.

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#202 08-08-2019 8:46pm
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MSGSM wrote: »

Imo a lot of the celebs that are seen as attractive by most is only cos of their fame. Of course some may do well without fame but id say nowhere near as many would think they were 'really attractive' were they not a famous actor or singer etc.

Exactly. It is the amount of money that they have that is the real reason many of them are labelled ''attractive'' ... Sure, the likes of Dickie Rock was deemed a 'heartthrob' once upon a time in this country when in fact he looked like the back of my ass.

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#203 08-08-2019 8:47pm
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Sorry lads, fake or not I think Kim K is ace. The younger one Kylie is even better.

To answer the OP, I would include Cameron Diaz and Rachel Weisz (spelling?) in my list anyway

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#204 08-08-2019 8:47pm
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Emma Stone and Emily Blunt...

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#205 08-08-2019 9:00pm
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bfa1509 wrote: »

Emma Stone and Emily Blunt...

Awww I'm told I'm the image of Emma Stone!

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#206 08-08-2019 9:03pm
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Porklife wrote: »

Awww I'm told I'm the image of Emma Stone!

Then if I ever saw you I would swoon because I think Emma Stone is gorgeous.
Also because of your avatar and all the men you said you wanted to ride I thought you were a gay man! :eek:

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#207 08-08-2019 9:04pm
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Jude Law ... never got it!

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#208 08-08-2019 9:07pm
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Porklife wrote: »

Awww I'm told I'm the image of Emma Stone!

I'm sure you are much more beautyful.

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#209 08-08-2019 9:12pm
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Autecher wrote: »

Then if I ever saw you I would swoon because I think Emma Stone is gorgeous.
Also because of your avatar and all the men you said you wanted to ride I thought you were a gay man! :eek:

Haha...I can see how you came to that conclusion but I'm very much a woman:)

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#210 08-08-2019 9:27pm
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Porklife wrote: »

How is anybody saying Brad Pitt?! He's stunning! Is he maybe too attractive and it's to his detriment?
Ben Affleck is a ride too and apparently has a very very big... wallet

Brad Pitt always looks to me like he's suffering from allergies - his lips and nose look all puffy and hayfever-y

btw when a few of you were talking about Adam Levine earlier, I was thinking of Adam Driver and I was very very confused...

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#211 08-08-2019 9:29pm
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Porklife wrote:

When did I say that?! This is a light-hearted thread based on appearance. I was replying to a poster who said women think SJP is perfect and I was merely saying no we don't! In fact she's unattractive and horsey!:,-)

This is a light-hearted thread, yes, and my comment was made in a light-hearted, jocose manner. I can't see what you look like, obviously, but beauty really does exist in the eye of the beholder.

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