Things That Trivially Annoy You.

CrowdedHouse · 27-02-2019 09:47AM

inforfun wrote: »

1. The 1st traffic light i have on my commute remains red for at least another 2 minutes when you arrive.
2. The complete and utter idiot who didnt stop at the line, and thus on the sensors in the road, at above traffic light so the light probably would still be red now if i hadnt get out of my car to point it out to the ****wit.

This happened to me at a humpbacked canal bridge in deepest Offaly. I'll forgive the driver as they were French tourists. But as the lights changed the fcukers behind nearly drove over me as I was trying to get back in the car.:mad:

mzungu · 27-02-2019 11:01AM

Leaving the house without my car keys. Probably won't be able to get too far without those!

Sephiroth_dude · 27-02-2019 11:04AM

Group exercises

SAMTALK · 27-02-2019 11:44AM

Always Tired wrote: »

seeing someone spell ad as add, twice.

once, okay, it's a typo. twice, you actually think it's spelled that way and I can't understand why. there's only one d in advertisement like

People who have little to worry them !

27-02-2019 11:51AM

SAMTALK wrote: »

People who have little to worry them !

...isn't that the point of the thread...?

SAMTALK · 27-02-2019 11:59AM

Deleted User wrote: »

...isn't that the point of the thread...?

yes !

My TA is his TA ! Ok with you ?

RMAOK · 27-02-2019 11:59AM

Road works :mad:

27-02-2019 12:08PM

SAMTALK wrote: »

yes !

My TA is his TA ! Ok with you ?

Ok, I get ya!

storker · 27-02-2019 12:23PM

RMAOK wrote: »

Road works :mad:

There seems to be a mania for ripping streets at the moment and for using traffic control lights that take a geological age to go from red to green.

27-02-2019 12:27PM

The uptake of VIRTUE SIGNALING as a hobby & national pastime amongst millenials although not confined to this age group

Dial Hard · 27-02-2019 01:08PM

People who leave the plastic ring on a jug of milk after they've opened it.

Sephiroth_dude · 27-02-2019 01:12PM

Ignorant people who barge into you and just expect you too move out of the way for them, not happening love.

Gwynplaine · 27-02-2019 01:21PM

"Noy". It absolutely drills through my brain. I just cannot listen to any Nordie accent. Painful.

castletownman · 27-02-2019 01:37PM

Got the windscreen replaced on the car a month or so ago. Like a new car!

Driving behind a quarry truck earlier, and even keeping my distance, I saw a rogue stone bounce out of the trailer and careen into my lovely new windscreen. Only left a minute scratch, but now of course I cannot take my focus off the mark when I am driving.

CrowdedHouse · 27-02-2019 01:59PM

Those mini buckets you sometimes get chips with a meal in.

von Smallhausen · 27-02-2019 02:18PM

Can I go home to bed please...
My sinuses are acting up and I feel sh1tty.
How can ones nose be dry and runny at the same time?
The left side of my face feels like I got a belt of the butt end of a shovel. I sneeze, it hurts. I cough..it hurts...

BLEHHHH!!

ohnonotgmail · 27-02-2019 02:21PM

I wanna go home.

Gwynplaine · 27-02-2019 02:44PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Those mini buckets you sometimes get chips with a meal in.

Served on a slate or a chopping board. Prententious hipster sh1te

ILikeBoats · 27-02-2019 02:50PM

CrowdedHouse wrote: »

Those mini buckets you sometimes get chips with a meal in.

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Served on a slate or a chopping board. Prententious hipster sh1te

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/

TA: Wisdomtoothache

freshpopcorn · 27-02-2019 02:54PM

People may late late twenties who share meme about it being great when they were a teenager because there was no mobile phones or social media. When i fact there was and they had/used them.
Also when they share memes about being about to into the shop and buy crisps, a can of coke, a bar of chocolate, loads of penny sweets and still have change out of 20p!

CrowdedHouse · 27-02-2019 02:56PM

Gwynplaine wrote: »

Served on a slate or a chopping board. Prententious hipster sh1te

I'm not in anyway a germ freak but apart from looking silly, I'm not entirely convinced of the cleanliness of them.

inforfun · 27-02-2019 03:01PM

https://www.reddit.com/r/WeWantPlates/comments/at42s0/plates_have_buckets_many_buckets/

Getting weird looks here after i gave my monitor a new look. Opened dat link while drinking some coffee. Wasnt a great idea.

NIMAN · 27-02-2019 03:03PM

The fact that we need to know that Arwen Foley is wil' tired cos she has young kids.

https://www.independent.ie/life/family/mothers-babies/youre-exhausted-all-the-time-aa-irelands-arwen-foley-says-parenting-is-like-being-a-manager-37842938.html

Like she's the first person to have kids and be tired.

"you're exhausted all the time" - well d'uh. F off Arwen.

the rock29 · 27-02-2019 03:05PM

Stupid people who keep paying with card holding up other people ever hear of cash

ohnonotgmail · 27-02-2019 03:07PM

TA'd that i am now aware of somebody called Arwen who has children called Beren and Nala.

NIMAN · 27-02-2019 03:13PM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

TA'd that i am now aware of somebody called Arwen who has children called Beren and Nala.

Must have thrown Scrabble tiles on to the floor and made a name out of whatever way they fell.

Dial Hard · 27-02-2019 03:18PM

NIMAN wrote: »

Must have thrown Scrabble tiles on to the floor and made a name out of whatever way they fell.

Arwen and Beren are both from Tolkien. Nala is Swahili for "Gift". But I suspect was just lifted straight from The Lion King :pac:

Actually, there's a related TA - a neighbour of mine named their dog Simba. Simba is literally Swahili for "lion", why would anyone call their dog that???

retro:electro · 27-02-2019 03:32PM

Just got whistled at by a group of travellers. Not sure whether to be flattered or offended but sure we’ll take it.

Ariadne · 27-02-2019 03:57PM

It's my sister's hen this weekend. We're not close and I haven't seen her for four months. I'm absolutely dreading it. My aunt and my cousin will be there and they are the types to be botoxed and false eyelashed and hair extensioned to the max, and they look down their noses at everyone, it's all about who you know and your career trajectory with them. I am a fat ugly mess who is staying with my parents and currently unemployed. I would do anything to get out of this night. My sister wouldn't even give a sh1t if I went or not but my mother would be put out if I didn't. I have a chest infection and I'm sorely tempted to be too sick to go.

Boom_Bap · 27-02-2019 04:01PM

Succubus_ wrote: »

It's my sister's hen this weekend. We're not close and I haven't seen her for four months. I'm absolutely dreading it. My aunt and my cousin will be there and they are the types to be botoxed and false eyelashed and hair extensioned to the max, and they look down their noses at everyone, it's all about who you know and your career trajectory with them. I am a fat ugly mess who is staying with my parents and currently unemployed. I would do anything to get out of this night. My sister wouldn't even give a sh1t if I went or not but my mother would be put out if I didn't. I have a chest infection and I'm sorely tempted to be too sick to go.

No you're not!
Living rent free!

You are between jobs and changing career trajectory!

Things That Trivially Annoy You.

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