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My name is Inigo Montoya....

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Flaccus


    Danny the drug dealer from “Withnail and I”

    “ I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into you brain! This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. “


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    "I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. This is my dream; this is my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor, and surviving."
    - Colonel Kurtz


  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Irish_peppa


    Red Car! Good Point!
    GARBAGE DAY!!!!!
    My old lady couldn't afford to send me to college. So I got a job!
    You tend to get paranoid when everyone around you gets dead.

    above from Eric Freeman Silent Night Deadly Night 2

    A Mans Got to know his limitations Clint Eastwood

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning.......smells like........Victory.. Apocalypse Now


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,823 ✭✭✭CrowdedHouse


    I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande....

    Seven Worlds will Collide



  • Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I feel like a pig shat in my head.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 814 ✭✭✭debok


    0lordy wrote: »
    No guts, no black puddin'

    I Went Down

    Ya ****ing in the bath fella


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Flaccus


    There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
    Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    "Funny? Funny how?"

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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭Flaccus


    I said, smiling very wide and droogie: ‘Well, if it isn’t fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.’ And then we started.
    Anthony Burgess, A Clockwork Orange


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    "Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?"

    "No Mr Bond. I expect you to die "


  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 24,565 Mod ✭✭✭✭CramCycle


    Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,108 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannher Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

    Blade Runner

    What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?
    My health, I came to Casablanca for the waters.
    What waters? We’re in the desert.
    I was misinformed.

    Round up the usual suspects.

    Casablanca(that flic is stuffed with great lines)

    Young men make wars, and the virtues of war are the virtues of young men; courage, and hope for the future. Then old men make the peace, and the vices of peace are the vices of old men; mistrust and caution.

    With Major Lawrence, mercy is a passion. With me, it is merely good manners. You may judge which motive is the more reliable.

    Lawrence of Arabia

    We've gone on holiday by mistake.

    These are the sort of windows faces look in through.

    It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself; "I will never play the Dane."

    I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. Probably wintering with his mother in Guildford. A cat, rain, Vim under the sink, and both bars on. But old now, old. There can be no true beauty without decay.

    Withnail and I(another one chock full of great dialogue)

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,804 ✭✭✭take everything


    You're not perfect sport, and let me save you the suspense, this girl you've met she's not perfect either. But the question is whether or not you're perfect for each other.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    ...the kitten was fine.


  • Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    "Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has.
    Use that freedom."


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Of All The Gin Joints In All The Towns In All The World, She Walks Into Mine.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 15,874 ✭✭✭✭Seve OB


    What did Evil Kenivil want?

    God sent him.

    Wha?

    God sent him.

    On a fu3kin Suzuki?


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,874 ✭✭✭✭Seve OB


    0lordy wrote: »
    No guts, no black puddin'

    I Went Down

    50 quid a bullet!

    Or when he gives him the balaclava..... I could only get one cool one.


  • Registered Users Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Timfy


    "Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me." - Brick Top, Snatch

    No trees were harmed in the posting of this message, however a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,874 ✭✭✭✭Seve OB


    Muckka wrote: »
    Jaws " smile you son of a bitch"

    We're gonna need a bigger boat


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    If you say "three" mister, you'll never hear the man count ten

    The Quiet Man


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,957 ✭✭✭Dots1982


    Where you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy!?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Tuco88


    Kid: Yea.. well I guess they had it comin...

    William Munny: We all have it comin kid.


    Little Bill: Well sir, you are a cowardly son of a bitch. You just shot an unarmed man.

    William Munny: He should have armed himself... If hes gona decorate his saloon with my friend....

    Unforgiven


  • Posts: 8,856 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Otto: Guess I'll have to ask you an easy one, eh, Ken? OK. Um... Let me think, let me think. Um... Where are the diamonds? I'll give you a clue. Somewhere around the airport.

    Ken: I'm n-n-n...

    Otto: No hassle. There's plenty of time. I'll just sit here and eat my chips till you tell me. The English contribution to world cuisine: the chip. What do the English usually eat with chips to make them more interesting? Wait a moment! It's fish. Isn't it? [Dipping into the fish tank with a net] Oh! Here, boy. Down the hatch. [Eats the fish] Delicious!

    Ken: You b-b-b...

    Otto: Better eat the green one? OK. What's this one's name? Well, not Wanda, anyway. I'm going to call her Lunch. Hello, Lunch. Hello! [Eats the fish] Ew! Avoid the green ones - not ripe yet.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    We've gone on holiday by mistake...




  • Registered Users Posts: 6,617 ✭✭✭Feisar


    “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,338 ✭✭✭fergiesfolly


    Silverado-
    “I think there’s just a couple o’ guys up there and this asshole’s one of ’em!”


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,492 ✭✭✭pleas advice


    Dots1982 wrote: »
    Where you get that scar tough guy? Eating pussy!?

    How'm I gonna get a scar like that eating pussy, mang?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Leave the gun.
    Take the cannoli.


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