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My name is Inigo Montoya....

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    #182
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,161 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Keyzer wrote: »
    A Lithuanian Captain of a Russian submarine with a heavy Scottish accent - your better off not even bothering, the audience will have more respect.

    Or playing an egyptian in scotland, talking to a scottish guy who's played by a frenchman.


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    #183
    pxdf9i5cmoavkz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭pxdf9i5cmoavkz


    From the movie kittens making candles wrote:
    Give them nothing, but take from them everything.

    Also that long rant from V for Vendetta.
    Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. etc.. etc.. etc..


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    #184
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    From The Sixth Sense. I couldn't find the transcript or the car scene between Cole and his Mother, one of my favourite scenes.

    Cole Sear: You're Stuttering Stanley!
    Stanley Cunningham: Excuse me?!
    Cole Sear: You talked funny all the way to school here. You talked funny all the way to high school.
    Stanley Cunningham: How did you...
    Cole Sear: Stop looking at me!
    Stanley Cunningham: Who have you been speaking to?
    Cole Sear: Stuttering Stanley! Stuttering Stanley!
    Stanley Cunningham: Stop. St-- St-- St-- Stop that.


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    #185
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,598 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    I will kill you until you die from it - Saddam Hussein

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



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    #186
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,954 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Venom wrote: »
    Commando

    Col. John Matrix: Remember Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
    Sully: That's right Matrix, you did.
    Col. John Matrix: I lied.
    Sully: Ahhhhhh!


    Commando

    Cindy: What'd you do with Sully?
    Col. John Matrix: I let him go.


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    #187
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries".



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    #188
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    "Get away from her.......you Bitch!"


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    #189
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    I have an army...



    WE HAVE A HULK!!!


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    #190
    Jenneke87
    Registered Users Posts: 807 ✭✭✭Jenneke87


    "Not even God knows what you're doing!"

    Die hard 3.


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    #191
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Batman Begins

    I never said thank you.
    You'll never have to!


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    #192
    patsy_mccabe
    Registered Users Posts: 10,713 ✭✭✭✭patsy_mccabe


    'One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Yeah, we called it a bullsh1te.'

    'When I was a boy we were serfs, slave minded. Anyone who came along and lifted us out of that belittling, I looked on them as Gods.' - Dan Breen



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    #193
    The Satanist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭The Satanist


    "I've had it with these motha****in' snakes, on this motha****in' plane"


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    #194
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    patsy_mccabe wrote: »
    'One time we successfully mated a bulldog with a Shih-Tzu. Yeah, we called it a bullsh1te.'

    That John Denver is full of sh1t.


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    #195
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Ipso wrote: »
    That John Denver is full of sh1t.
    One of my favourite movie quotes of all time. :D


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    #196
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "Get Off My Plane"

    President Jack Ryan (Harrison Ford) to Terrorist (Gary Oldman) all tangled up in the parachute, "Airforce One"


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    #197
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,790 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)

    Gay Perry: Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?

    Harry: A picture of me?

    Gay Perry: No! The definition of the word "idiot"! Which you ****ing are!


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    #198
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    "Nobody puts baby in the corner".


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    #199
    eviltimeban
    Registered Users Posts: 5,088 ✭✭✭eviltimeban


    "What's in the box?!??!"


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    #200
    old_aussie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    My friends name is Biggus Dickus…...




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    #201
    EmirateEmily
    Registered Users Posts: 7 ✭EmirateEmily


    old_aussie wrote: »
    My friends name is Biggus Dickus…...

    I have to see that movie again! Is it true that the extras had no idea about the Biggus Dickus joke and the entire scene was improvised?


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    #202
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Deputy US Marshal Samuel Gerard from The Fugitive

    Listen up ladies and gentlemen! Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot spread over uneven ground, barring injury, is 4 miles an hour which gives us a radius of 6 miles! What I want of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse, and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at 15 miles! Our fugitive’s name is Dr Richard Kimble. Go get him.


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    #203
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,598 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Said to the people nailed to the crosses
    "All right, we'll soon settle this! Hands up, all those who don't want to be crucified here"



    Randon prisoner upon hearing there is a release order for someone called Brian
    "I'm Brian and so is my wife"

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



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    #204
    razorblunt
    Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    "Is it coz we were driving very too fast?"



    "Who wants a moustache ride?"


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    #205
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"


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    #206
    mzungu
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,307 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    valoren wrote: »
    "I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

    "You forgot to say please!"

    YbqB.gif


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    #207
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Vote for Pedro

    $_57.JPG


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    #208
    debok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 814 ✭✭✭debok


    I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart


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    #209
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    Go home Yank!


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    #210
    twirlagig
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭twirlagig


    "Pullover!"
    No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticin'. "Yeah! Killer boots man!"

    :)


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    #211
    FatherTed
    Registered Users Posts: 2,684 ✭✭✭FatherTed


    I'll have what she's having....



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