My name is Inigo Montoya....

Lorelli!

My personal favourite movie quote is from the movie Nightbreed. Wasn't a huge success but had a bit of a cult following...

'It's all true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.'

My worst has to be 'Im King of the world'..bleugh

What are your favourite and least favourite movie quotes?

"What we've got here is a failure to communicate."

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Shrek and me drank some magic potion! ... and now we’re sexy!

The Princess Bride

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?" from Con Air, is one of my favourites.

Lorelli!

The Princess Bride wrote: »

"Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box?" .

'You talkin' to me?'

Giveaway

Lorelli! wrote: »

'You talkin' to me?'

Uh_uh. I know what you are thinking, did he fire six shots or only five.(after hearing six shots but only seeing five fired)

OOnegative

“It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again!!”

You must now cut down the tallest tree in the forest... With... A HERRING!

One eyed Jack

“Don’t ever let anybody tell you they’re better than you, Forrest. If God intended everybody to be the same, he’d have given us all braces on our legs.”

- Forrest Gump’s mam.


(My wife says I remind her of Forrest Gump, I’m not sure that’s a good thing :pac:)


“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn”

- Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind.


(What I’m thinking when my wife says I remind her of Forrest Gump)

Kevin Finnerty

-Why do they call you Red?

-Maybe it's because I'm Irish .

SoundsRight

Favourite: "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself." Smack!

Least favourite: "May the force be with you". Bleurgh.

Captain Red Beard

Who are those guys?

0lordy

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

Kevin Finnerty

Snoop Dogg in some film after whacking some fella across the back of the head on a boat

"You forgot your 9 iron".

Frynge

'Dean on, Balls accurate
'It's an industry term'

You eat pieces of **** for breakfast?

Space Dog

I have two favourites:
"Now, a warning." - "NOW a warning?"
Death Becomes Her

"Boo, you whore"
Mean Girls

'Get to da choppah'.

Akrasia

"You bstard, give me back my hand!"

Evil dead when evil demon posesses ash's hand

judeboy101

Never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

SoundsRight

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'Get to da choppah'.

Was watching it last night for the umpteenth time. Every line is a zinger.

Mickeroo

Monty you terrible c*nt!

cuculainn

0lordy wrote: »

No guts, no black puddin'

I Went Down

Stay here so and be a boy, the men are getting in the car

mick121

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'Get to da choppah'.

And commando
" I let him go"
"Let off son steam Bennet"

facehugger99

Maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

RobAMerc

Charlie:"They said you was hung!"
Sheriff Bart: " And they was right !"

Muckka

Jaws " smile you son of a bitch"

mr_edge_to_you

Now, you listen here! He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!

It's not illegal. It's just frowned upon, like masterbating on an airplane.

TheValeyard

Brick Tamland: I love, carpet. I love, desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love, lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp, I love lamp.

JohnnyFlash

John is a man of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a pencil, with a fūcking pencil. Then suddenly one day he asked to leave. It's over a woman, of course. So I made a deal with him. I gave him an impossible task. A job no one could have pulled off. The bodies he buried that day laid the foundation of what we are now. And then my son, a few days after his wife died, you steal his car and kill his fūcking dog.

Johnnyhpipe

“You were only supposed to blow tge bloody doors off!”

You can’t help but say that in a Michael Caine accent!