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My name is Inigo Montoya....

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    #122
    rossie1977
    Registered Users Posts: 11,342 ✭✭✭✭rossie1977


    Nice night for a walk, eh

    Wash day tomorrow, nothing clean right?


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    #123
    Tuco88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,052 ✭✭✭Tuco88


    Tom:
    It's a deal, it's a steal. It's the sale of the ****ing century. In fact, ****ing, Nick, I think I'll keep it.

    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    Boris the Blade? As in Boris the Bullet-Dodger?

    Avi:
    Why do they call him the Bullet-Dodger?

    Bullet Tooth Tony:
    'Cause he dodges bullets, Avi.


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    #124
    debok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 814 ✭✭✭debok


    Outsiders? Are these the same outsiders who took the corn from our mouths when the potatoes went rotten in the ditches?


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    #125
    Undividual
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭Undividual


    0lordy wrote: »
    No guts, no black puddin'

    I Went Down

    "I didn't think I was the type... I'm after sh*ttin' me pants."

    :pac: Always makes me laugh


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    #126
    Undividual
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭Undividual


    "You make me wish I had three hands!"


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    #127
    Undividual
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭Undividual


    "Drainage!!!"


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    #128
    ArnoldJRimmer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭ArnoldJRimmer


    “You can start by wiping that ****ing dumb-ass smile off your rosey, ****ing, cheeks! Then you can give me a ****ing automobile... a ****ing Datsun, a ****ing Toyota, a ****ing Mustang, a ****ing Buick! Four ****ing wheels and a seat! And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of ****ing nowhere with ****ing keys to a ****ing car that isn't ****ing there. And I really didn't care to ****ing walk down a ****ing highway and across a ****ing runway to get back here to have you smile at my ****ing face. I want a ****ing car RIGHT ****ING NOW!”


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    #129
    Undividual
    Registered Users Posts: 495 ✭✭Undividual


    "Why Johnny Ringo, you look like somebody just walked over your grave."


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    #130
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "Your Royal Penis is clean Your Highness"


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    #131
    keepalive213
    Closed Accounts Posts: 685 ✭✭✭keepalive213


    Carlito: Maybe I don't give a ****. Maybe I don't remember the last time I blew my nose either. Who the **** are you, I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me mother****er. You a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who you been with? Chain-snatching, jive-ass, maricon mother****ers. Why don't you get lost? Go a head, snatch a purse. Come on, take a ****in' walk.


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    #132
    dreamers75
    Registered Users Posts: 20,558 ✭✭✭✭dreamers75


    Oddly its the thread title.

    Absolutley loved that movie and after 20 odd years I make my kids watch it and they loved it too.

    "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die"


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    #133
    Pretzill
    Registered Users Posts: 4,684 ✭✭✭Pretzill


    Fly, you fools!


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    #134
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Blazing Saddles - Takes the proverbial out of all classes of racists.


    Mongo only pawn... in the game of life
    - Richard Prior

    That little Bastard shot me right in the ass!


    What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*.
    - doubly funny because she did sue.
    They settled out of court; Brooks' view on the lawsuit was, "It's HEDY LAMARR! Just give her whatever she wants!"


    "they darker than us! Woof!"
    - equal opportunity insults everywhere


    All right. We'll take the níggers, and the chinks. But we don't want the Irish.
    [the assembled laborers turn and act as if they're about to go home]
    Oh, prairie shít. All right. Everyone!


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    #135
    Realtine
    Registered Users Posts: 391 ✭✭Realtine


    "Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon"

    The amazing Alan Rickman as The Sheriff of Nottingham.

    (Robin Hood - prince of Thieves)
    He was the best thing about the whole film.


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    #136
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Realtine wrote: »
    "Locksley. I'll cut your heart out with a spoon"

    The amazing Alan Rickman as The Sheriff of Nottingham.

    (Robin Hood - prince of Thieves)
    He was the best thing about the whole film.
    And a lot of it ended on the cutting floor because Costner didn't like being upstaged - or so they say.


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    #137
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Hey, the sheriff is a ni -- [BELL RINGS].


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    #138
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Stwike him centuwion! Wather woughly!


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    #139
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,099 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Define irony, bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash


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    #140
    chupacabra
    Registered Users Posts: 4,413 ✭✭✭chupacabra


    "Bread, let's talk about Bread"


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    #141
    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,254 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.


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    #142
    Relikk
    Registered Users Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Relikk


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    Blazing Saddles - Takes the proverbial out of all classes of racists.

    Mongo only pawn... in the game of life

    Ex4PBIp.gif


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    #143
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    "Just a bit of fwckin luck"

    Paul&Adam


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    #144
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    You call that a knife, this is a knife!


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    #145
    Pa8301
    Closed Accounts Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Pa8301


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    You call that a knife, this is a knife!

    I see you've played knifey spooney before.


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    #146
    GinAndBitter
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 746 ✭✭✭GinAndBitter


    I can't feel my face... I mean, I can touch it, but I can't feel it inside


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    #147
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    You call that a knife, this is a knife!

    That's a spoon..


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    #148
    Bellerstring
    Registered Users Posts: 655 ✭✭✭Bellerstring


    Put...that...coffee...down!


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    #149
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,615 ✭✭✭Feisar


    I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    #150
    debok
    Closed Accounts Posts: 814 ✭✭✭debok


    What's in the boxxxx


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    #151
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,959 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    I ain't got time to bleed


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