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What's the craic (pun intended) with anal sex?

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  • #272
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    YFlyer wrote: »
    Was the Bibi Baskin quote an urban myth?

    No. That was legit.



    Or was it?


  • #273
    Twenty Grand
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,452 ✭✭✭Twenty Grand


    The Padre wrote: »
    I don't see the appeal, seems completely unnatural to me, and I'd rather not get **** on my dick.

    Do it in the shower.
    Nice and hot and soapy.


  • #274
    Bullocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,893 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    YFlyer wrote: »
    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    Thats an urban legend I'm afraid

    Was the Bibi Baskin quote an urban myth?
    No he definitely wanted to be buried to the balls in her. Wasn't clear on what entrance though....


  • #275
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Bullocks wrote: »
    No he definitely wanted to be buried to the balls in her. Wasn't clear on what entrance though....
    That celebrity drug user could be funny at times


  • #276
    P.lane78
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭P.lane78


    Reading this thread has made my wife's whole week ....😀


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  • #277
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,956 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    P.lane78 wrote: »
    Reading this thread has made my wife's whole week ....😀

    It made mine's hole weak ;)


  • #278
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,151 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Strangely enough another one that doesn't translate well with the colonials is Bugger. Here it's a mild expletives... there rather more serious.

    A friend ran out smokes while on trip to New York. He turned to some random bloke and asked

    "Hiya, can I bum a fag "


  • #279
    Sunflower 27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Sunflower 27


    The Princess Bride wrote: »
    Reaches for selection box.


    Puts away selection box.:(

    Many years ago, my then boyfriend told me about his friend who'd an Aussie girlfriend.
    About to have sex, she turned to him saying, " I'm on the blob, do me up me sh!tter.
    Such a romantic. :rolleyes:

    Suddenly remembered this tonight and all these years later, I'm wondering whether my BF was in actual fact, dropping a hint at me?
    Jeez.

    Personally? I couldn't be arşed.

      

    Oh please, that's an old wives tale. I have heard that story and the likelihood we know the same people is slim, I'd think.


  • #280
    Riesen_Meal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,580 ✭✭✭✭Riesen_Meal


    I never really got the whole up the bum thing myself, I think it's a definite overspill of people watching porn, I only really had one partner who was into it, and she only wanted it sometimes...

    I get why people are into it, just doesn't do much for me personally....

    Up the gicker, it's quicker :D


  • #281
    The Princess Bride
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,660 ✭✭✭✭The Princess Bride


    Sunflower 27 wrote: »
    Oh please, that's an old wives tale. I have heard that story and the likelihood we know the same people is slim, I'd think.

    So you're telling me, that I didn't have a boyfriend, who didn't have a friend, who didn't have a girlfriend who said that?

    Cool.


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  • #282
    Bullocks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,893 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Edgware wrote: »
    That celebrity drug user could be funny at times

    Wonder would he still have a morning chat show if he was still here ? He would be sure to debate the anal subject


  • #283
    skimpydoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,077 ✭✭✭skimpydoo


    Bullocks wrote: »
    Wonder would he still have a morning chat show if he was still here ? He would be sure to debate the anal subject
    He once did a show with a woman who had live laser hair removal therapy as she felt her fanny was too hairy.


  • #284
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭badabing106


    In this week's Sunday Independent,TV presenter Vogue Williams will open up to Barry Egan about her love of anal sex. After describing it as one of the most sensual things she's ever done and something that makes her feel "very feminine" The Model and fitness fanatic went on to say "Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing."


  • #285
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,039 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    badabing106 wrote: »
    In this week's Sunday Independent,TV presenter Vogue Williams will open up to Barry Egan about her love of anal sex. After describing it as one of the most sensual things she's ever done and something that makes her feel "very feminine" The Model and fitness fanatic went on to say "Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing."

    Full page spread?


  • #286
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,445 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    skimpydoo wrote: »
    Bullocks wrote: »
    Wonder would he still have a morning chat show if he was still here ? He would be sure to debate the anal subject
    He once did a show with a woman who had live laser hair removal therapy as she felt her fanny was too hairy.
    Pure class


  • #287
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    banie01 wrote: »
    It made mine's hole weak ;)

    Whooosh


  • #288
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    sk8erboii wrote: »
    Lol? everyone 16-23 ish is eating ass these days
    Everyone that age isn't - probably a minority - but poor teenagers now.


  • #289
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    Channel 4 ran a sex ed programme few years back and surveyed teenagers about sex and their perceptions of it. Few things I remember is that most teen boys thought all women were hairless
    And they interviews a porn couple. He explained that he didn't get to choose his partners ans she explained that now in her early 30s she wears incontinence nappies from the amount of anal she engaged in.
    Needle and thread for Christmas me thinks.


  • #290
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,445 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    sk8erboii wrote: »

    Lol? everyone 16-23 ish is eating ass these days
    Meanwhile , back on earth...


  • #291
    mvl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭mvl


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    she explained that now in her early 30s she wears incontinence nappies from the amount of anal she engaged in.

    incontinence is common when "physical activity" is involved.

    for example this 2011 paper - 2% men and 26% women fitness instructors reported it - guess all that yoga/Pilates can have same secondary effect ;)


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  • #292
    bfa1509
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,022 ✭✭✭bfa1509


    The wise words I recieved in my teenage years was "Two in the goo, one in the poo"


  • #293
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,840 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    badabing106 wrote: »
    In this week's Sunday Independent,TV presenter Vogue Williams will open up to Barry Egan about her love of anal sex. After describing it as one of the most sensual things she's ever done and something that makes her feel "very feminine" The Model and fitness fanatic went on to say "Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing."

    If you google that, the first result in google is a photo of Melania Trump talking to Putin.


  • #294
    jimbobaloobob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    bfa1509 wrote: »
    The wise words I recieved in my teenage years was "Two in the goo, one in the poo"

    Wow some advice. Was it sex ed class?


  • #295
    I love George Michael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12 ✭I love George Michael


    Set up a different account to post this but... I quite enjoy it! (I’m a woman)

    It can be painful at first but I find the slower the guy goes the more painful it is. You’re just bearing it and tend to clamp down harder! The trick is to go fast! Sorry for TMI but it just glides in and out nice and easy that way :o

    Double up with a massage of her clit and she’s in for one hell of an orgasm, trust me! She’ll be putty in your hands!


  • #296
    Etc
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 586 ✭✭✭Etc


    I love George Michael wrote: »
    Set up a different account to post this but... I quite enjoy it! (I’m a woman)

    It can be painful at first but I find the slower the guy goes the more painful it is. You’re just bearing it and tend to clamp down harder! The trick is to go fast! Sorry for TMI but it just glides in and out nice and easy that way :o

    Double up with a massage of her clit and she’s in for one hell of an orgasm, trust me! She’ll be putty in your hands!

    So, it's a pain in the arse ?


  • #297
    sk8erboii
    Site Banned Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭sk8erboii


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Meanwhile , back on earth...

    Im not exaggerating. Eating ass is mainstream as it gets.


  • #298
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    I love George Michael wrote: »
    Set up a different account to post this but... I quite enjoy it! (I’m a woman)

    It can be painful at first but I find the slower the guy goes the more painful it is. You’re just bearing it and tend to clamp down harder! The trick is to go fast! Sorry for TMI but it just glides in and out nice and easy that way :o

    Double up with a massage of her clit and she’s in for one hell of an orgasm, trust me! She’ll be putty in your hands!

    Maybe the fact you needed to set up a different account tells us something about anal.


  • #299
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    jimbobaloobob wrote: »
    Channel 4 ran a sex ed programme few years back and surveyed teenagers about sex and their perceptions of it. Few things I remember is that most teen boys thought all women were hairless
    And they interviews a porn couple. He explained that he didn't get to choose his partners ans she explained that now in her early 30s she wears incontinence nappies from the amount of anal she engaged in.
    Needle and thread for Christmas me thinks.

    Yeah I find it quite telling that in threads where people seem to be so open and truthful yet still there is a determined effort to avoid certain aspects of truth. All this amount of thread about anal intercourse and so very little mention of the medical facts, statistically recorded, that those who have it regularly have lower resting anal and rectal tension, that there is a notable increase in anal leakage and faecal incontinence, that tears are a significant risk and that tears increase the likelihood of infection, abscess and fistula. And as HAS been mentioned easier STI transmission. All because the anus and rectum unfashionably does not produce lubrication, has thin skin and does not have the bounce back muscular tension of the boring old vagina, which in comparison is amazingly juicy and muscular - almost like it was ummmmmm designed for sex or something


  • #300
    IamtheWalrus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    Zorya wrote: »
    Yeah I find it quite telling that in threads where people seem to be so open and truthful yet still there is a determined effort to avoid certain aspects of truth. All this amount of thread about anal intercourse and so very little mention of the medical facts, statistically recorded, that those who have it regularly have lower resting anal and rectal tension, that there is a notable increase in anal leakage and faecal incontinence, that tears are a significant risk and that tears increase the likelihood of infection, abscess and fistula. And as HAS been mentioned easier STI transmission. All because the anus and rectum unfashionably does not produce lubrication, has thin skin and does not have the bounce back muscular tension of the boring old vagina, which in comparison is amazingly juicy and muscular - almost like it was ummmmmm designed for sex or something

    That sounds a bit judgemental on the anal sexers among us. I’m sure the vagina suffers from mis- and over use. The anus is open to being explored during sex like all other parts of the body. As for the STI bit, yes receptive anal is more prone to transmission but in my opinion nothing compared to the amount of STIs transmitted via the vagina. I’m guessing most anal (straight) is done in the context of actual relationships where the STI status of both partners is known. Maybe if there wasn’t such a stigma around anal it’d be less taboo and therefore obsessed over by men.

    Edit: in fact this link seems to debunk a lot of your stats https://tonic.vice.com/en_us/article/xdw4q4/does-anal-sex-do-longterm-damage


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  • #301
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    IamtheWalrus wrote: »
    That sounds a bit judgemental on the anal sexers among us. I’m sure the vagina suffers from mis- and over use. The anus is open to being explored during sex like all other parts of the body. As for the STI bit, yes receptive anal is more prone to transmission but in my opinion nothing compared to the amount of STIs transmitted via the vagina. I’m guessing most anal is done in the context of actual relationships where the STI status of both partners is known. Maybe if there wasn’t such a stigma around anal it’d be less taboo and therefore obsessed over by men.

    I was not passing judgement. I was relating recorded facts gathered from medical surveys and statistics. You can choose how you respond to the facts. Same like with any other fact.


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