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What's the craic (pun intended) with anal sex?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Sirius Boner


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    Even wounds apparently.:eek: nought as queer as folk.

    Is that a euphemism for a fanny that looks like an open stab wound on a gorillas back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    Andrew00 wrote: »
    Do U shower straight after

    I’m more interested in the preparation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    ..threads's gone to sh1te...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    "up the bum no harm done" is pretty inaccurate in my experience


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 99 ✭✭Jim 77


    BENDYBINN wrote: »
    I like proper sex.
    Anal sex is for assholes

    And conventional sex is for pussies


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    What about those that are into DVDA?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Falls asleep immediately, has a knob like a lion bar.

    I've got one like a Fudge so, just saying OP, if you want painless practice PM me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    YFlyer wrote: »
    What about those that are into DVDA?

    Double dipping? mixing the bugs! a few classes in bacterial functions wouldn't go amiss.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    So, anyone been inspired by this thread to give it a go. Especially those not accustomed ?

    Have you thought about how it could be broached? :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,445 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    No and no


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    It's not on my to do list, but I do wonder about the prep and the hygiene. Does it make you fart or affect (or be affected by) poop?

    I presume a good shower first, trust relaxation and lube. Condoms depending.

    What else happens?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    What else do you expect when a leisure centre is built next door to a sewerage plant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    What else do you expect when a leisure centre is built next door to a sewerage plant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    What else do you expect when a leisure centre is built next door to a sewerage plant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    What else do you expect when a leisure centre is built next door to a sewerage plant.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    kerryjack wrote: »
    What else do you expect when a leisure centre is built next door to a sewerage plant.

    Afraid we didn't get it the first time?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    It's not on my to do list, but I do wonder about the prep and the hygiene. Does it make you fart or affect (or be affected by) poop?

    I presume a good shower first, trust relaxation and lube. Condoms depending.

    What else happens?

    I’d recommend an enema. Also no curry the night before.

    (I get this from the inter web)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    kerryjack wrote: »
    What else do you expect when a leisure centre is built next door to a sewerage plant.

    Afraid we didn't get it the first time?
    That was the excitement of the subject


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,671 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    Porklife wrote: »
    What's pegging? jaysus... dare I ask....

    It depends where you are. In the UK/Ireland it used to be rhyming slang for 'legging it' - running away. It seems that more and more people are used to the US meaning - riding a man with a strap on. I could imagine a sentence like : "I was absolutely pegging it down the street!" causing some confusion....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Sirius Boner


    kerryjack wrote: »
    That was the excrement of the subject

    :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    It depends where you are. In the UK/Ireland it used to be rhyming slang for 'legging it' - running away. It seems that more and more people are used to the US meaning - riding a man with a strap on. I could imagine a sentence like : "I was absolutely pegging it down the street!" causing some confusion....

    Strangely enough another one that doesn't translate well with the colonials is Bugger. Here it's a mild expletives... there rather more serious.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭mvl


    Porklife wrote: »
    As this is AH, I'm expecting a plethora of vulgar answers but I'm genuinely wondering, what's the story with men and anal sex? Every guy I've been with over the last few years has asked for it. I can't think of a single guy who hasn't asked me if I'm up for it. Nothing at all wrong with that, I have done it in the right circumstances when the mood has taken over but I definitely don't enjoy it. I'm just wondering why men like it so much. I think the.. for want of a better word, normal way, is much nicer. Is it because its a bit taboo (or is it even?), is it because it shows the girl has a dirty side? Also.. And this hugely worries me, are you put off by a girl who does it? Do you judge her in some maybe even subconscious way?

    Sorry to be so vulgar at breakfast time on a lovely Christmas Saturday folks but I have my reasons for asking ������


    Took a day to think if I should post anything on this thread.
    - First observation is: if this is genuinely questioning what's the story with men and anal - then OP could have used other forums for less vulgar answers: The Gentlemen's Club or Anthropology, Sociology & Culture are few examples.

    Then, without going TMI as some of the partners I've discussed about my sexual preferences are lurking on AH - I think there is nothing wrong with discussing about anal, when done in the right time. IMO every healthy couple should discuss about everything sex related. And when good timing, no matter of the answer, there would be no consequences for none of the ppl involved in a couple.

    Note that I say discussing about and not asking for it. How OP is saying "every guy ... has asked for it." may suggest something about the status of the relationships. Do wonder where these men were found :) ... I am sure nothing I need to be concerned about anyway.


    PS: if I were to give smile points to someone who posted here, have to say highest score goes to one of my fav posters in AH - who's mentioning "husband with his lovely willy and regular taste" :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,634 ✭✭✭kerryjack


    Wasn't there someone on the late Gerry Ryan show one time he was talking to this one about sex and where did you have it and this one came on the radio and Gerry asked well where did you have sex this morning and she said i got it up the arse. It was funny at the time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    mvl wrote: »
    First observation is: if this is genuinely questioning what's the story with men and anal - then OP could have used other forums for less vulgar answers: The Gentlemen's Club or Anthropology, Sociology & Culture are few examples.

    She spared herself a lot of pretentious answers by monocle-wearing fellas who type with one hand and then cup a brandy glass with the other.

    "One can't help but be reminded of what Immanuel Kant once said about how anal sex in 14th century Istanbul - of course, known as Constantinople at the time for obvious reason. Kant hypothesised that one cannot have anal sex without first having an anus. Darwin must be rolling in his grave, which is at Westminster Abbey incase you didn't know. I hope this answers your question Porkgirl."

    She did the right thing posting in this forum.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Sunflower 27


    Grow the f**k up.

    Comment *snigger*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,229 ✭✭✭mvl


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    She did the right thing posting in this forum.


    i'd say she only did what she wanted to do.

    let's hope whoever was supposed to get the message, got it ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,105 ✭✭✭Kivaro


    Grow the f**k up.
    Jaysus man, what's up your hole?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,075 ✭✭✭IamtheWalrus


    kerryjack wrote: »
    Wasn't there someone on the late Gerry Ryan show one time he was talking to this one about sex and where did you have it and this one came on the radio and Gerry asked well where did you have sex this morning and she said i got it up the arse. It was funny at the time.

    Thats an urban legend I'm afraid


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    Thats an urban legend I'm afraid

    Was the Bibi Baskin quote an urban myth?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭iioklo


    TED Talk about the subject.


    https://youtu.be/32iCWzpDpKs


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