Masturbation when room sharing

Cee-Jay-Cee · 19-09-2018 01:27PM

Have a Race, first to cum wins. The loser cleans up the mess for both.

henryforde80 · 19-09-2018 01:29PM

Just **** in the bathroom when having a shower while sniffing your own underwear

banie01 · 19-09-2018 01:29PM

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Play cum on the biscuit and make yourself a friend for life

storker · 19-09-2018 01:40PM

Masturbation when room sharing

(a) Try to wait until the meeting is over

Alternatively...

(b) Have a big laptop in front of you
(c) Pretend you're a radio personailty from Cork who has recently taken paracetamol.

sbsquarepants · 19-09-2018 01:41PM

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Use their sock

Just FYI - make sure their foot is not still in it. That's a mistake you only make once:mad:

Aethan Dor · 19-09-2018 02:44PM

pickarooney wrote: »

I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

There’s valid rhyming slang available for you, as for most things : pedal and crank = ****, eg going for a pedal

Shanotheslayer · 19-09-2018 02:53PM

Day Lewin wrote: »

I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies with my sister

Umm, ok

jammiedodgers · 19-09-2018 02:56PM

I hate that incognito mode in google chrome. It doesn't even work, everyone can still see me masturbating in the internet café.

Hector Bellend · 19-09-2018 07:59PM

I've almost been caught **** in a shared room a number of times.

Sometime horniness can become overwhelming and you just have to release the pressure

Hector Bellend · 19-09-2018 08:04PM

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Have a Race, first to cum wins. The loser cleans up the mess for both.

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

mackeire · 19-09-2018 08:18PM

Aethan Dor wrote: »

There’s valid rhyming slang available for you, as for most things : pedal and crank = ****, eg going for a pedal

Barry White = Sh1te, eg going for a Barry. Or going for a barrier.

BrokenArrows · 19-09-2018 08:26PM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

My wife came home horrified one night after a work party.

One of their team who was smashed announced to everyone at the table that he used to play that game all the time and usually lost but still was sure he wasn't gay. ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚

Of course everyone now calls him biscuit at work.

tupenny · 19-09-2018 09:15PM

I used to love to devour the soggy biscuit... good times

Sal Butamol · 19-09-2018 09:19PM

What if you are homeless?

Edgware · 19-09-2018 10:31PM

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

You will get some do gooder to pull you off while giving you the mushroom soup

Day Lewin · 19-09-2018 10:33PM

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

Then charge the going rate.

Pero_Bueno · 20-09-2018 12:28AM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

Soggy biscuit
Squishy biscuit.
I'm sure there's lots more.

Truly vile, and must be an urban myth...

KevinCavan · 20-09-2018 12:36AM

Is it not stipulated somewhere in the rental contract, in the small print? Maybe you can’t see small writing anymore, because of jerkin the gerkin?

KevinCavan · 20-09-2018 12:40AM

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

jbt123 · 20-09-2018 01:02AM

KevinCavan wrote: »

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

sparksfly · 20-09-2018 03:39AM

jbt123 wrote: »

KevinCavan wrote: »

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

Not two legal facts that I would fancy trying to justify in court.

sbsquarepants · 20-09-2018 08:01AM

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

Oh, I know that one - it's called "fúcking depraved"

Has to be an urban myth - but then again, who the hell knows these days!

greenspurs · 20-09-2018 08:39AM

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Oh, I know that one - it's called "fúcking depraved"

Has to be an urban myth - but then again, who the hell knows these days!

it happens...... 'fo real bruh' ..... :cool:

Homer · 20-09-2018 08:46AM

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

We demand Forever ****.. what bout the bankers, I mean wankers

fryup · 20-09-2018 08:53AM

do it in the backyard with you're uncle like Frank Drebin....:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r_dXbWf2Aw

Kivaro · 20-09-2018 10:10AM

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

Well, you'll do it then in the fancy hotel room that they give you.

pickarooney · 20-09-2018 04:02PM

jbt123 wrote: »

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..

Just be sure not to summon this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzxQgRbTesA

fryup · 20-09-2018 05:30PM

wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

greenspurs · 20-09-2018 05:43PM

fryup wrote: »

wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

a perfectly natural behaviour, that the vast majority of people do.

I have caught/seen a couple of people, and I have been also.

Franz Von Peppercorn · 20-09-2018 07:24PM

greenspurs wrote: »

a perfectly natural behaviour, that the vast majority of people do.

I have caught/seen a couple of people, and I have been also.

It’s perfectly natural but getting caught isn’t.

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