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Masturbation when room sharing

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    #62
    trashcan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,919 ✭✭✭trashcan


    pickarooney wrote: »
    I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

    Indeed. An Anne Frank then.


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    #63
    everlast75
    Registered Users Posts: 19,103 ✭✭✭✭everlast75


    A sherman tank


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    #64
    gandalf
    Registered Users Posts: 26,458 ✭✭✭✭gandalf


    Thanks a ****in lot I'll never be able to look at a pack of digestives the same ever again!


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    #65
    Gael23
    Registered Users Posts: 12,091 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    fryup wrote: »
    wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

    I agree. Hence it’s often referred to as “personal time”.


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    #66
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Gael23 wrote: »
    I agree. Hence it’s often referred to as “personal time”.
    Is it? I'm gonna have to rethink the wording in my out-of-office email


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    #67
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Franz Von Peppercorn wrote: »
    It’s perfectly natural but getting caught isn’t.

    my point exactly, only amateurs get caught


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    #68
    jobbridge4life
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,759 ✭✭✭jobbridge4life


    Be gay. Fall in love. The end.


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    #69
    Owl.
    Registered Users Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Owl.


    I've never seen so many **** in one thread.


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    #70
    rickis tache
    Registered Users Posts: 592 ✭✭✭rickis tache


    Owl. wrote: »
    I've never seen so many **** in one thread.

    you should check out the Manchester United thread......bucket load of them there...


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    #71
    eezipc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭eezipc


    trashcan wrote: »
    Indeed. An Anne Frank then.

    Is that how she got caught?


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    #72
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users Posts: 4,421 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    How did it get the name '****'. I notice ladies don't ****, so to speak. (thank god for that, says you)


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    #73
    skooterblue2
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,816 ✭✭✭skooterblue2


    eezipc wrote: »
    Is that how she got caught?

    No, the German army knocked on their door selling 90% off bacon. That is what gave them away


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    #74
    Owl.
    Registered Users Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Owl.


    rickis tache wrote: »
    you should check out the Manchester United thread......bucket load of them there...

    I actually thought about writing something similar to that but thought I might get in trouble :)


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    #75
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    I'm watching Ray Donovan at the moment. Great line in it last night - the young lad is telling the granddad about his mother catching him ****.
    The granddad tells him "don't worry, it's natural, if god didn't want us to jerk off, he would have given us shorter arms":D


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    #76
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Curtain off a small corner of the room and hang up a sign which reads '**** Corner'.


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    #77
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    re: biscuit.

    I hate to expose your collective ignorance, but in the cause of education...

    Well, it isn't only biscuits. There are other, um, possible targets.


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    #78
    sbsquarepants
    Registered Users Posts: 11,812 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    re: biscuit.

    I hate to expose your collective ignorance, but in the cause of education...

    Well, it isn't only biscuits. There are other, um, possible targets.

    Shot glass?

    Jizz sambo?

    Your sisters tonsils?

    Don't leave us hanging:D


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    #79
    robarmstrong
    Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


    fryup wrote: »
    wankin is a private pastime and should be done in private, doing it whilst others are around is plain wrong

    Well see that's where the fun lies..


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    #80
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    robarmstrong wrote: »
    Well see that's where the fun lies..
    Perfect username :P


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    #81
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Paul McCartney said recently that The Beatles used to **** in the same room while occasionally shouting names to get the job done quicker ie "Brigitte Bardot"

    I'm not saying I like the idea but if its good enough for The Beatles....


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    #82
    the purple tin
    Registered Users Posts: 10,943 ✭✭✭✭the purple tin


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Paul McCartney said recently that The Beatles used to **** in the same room while occasionally shouting names to get the job done quicker ie "Brigitte Bardot"

    I'm not saying I like the idea but if its good enough for The Beatles....
    Billy Shears you mean.


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    #83
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    the purple tin wrote: »
    Billy Shears you mean.

    What would he do if I sang outta tune, would he stand up and **** off on me?


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    #84
    ollkiller
    Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭ollkiller


    Soccer club I used to play with went for a weekend in Newcastle. 2nd night I got back in to the hotel at 3am and fell asleep. Teammate arrives back in at 4am, thought I was asleep, lies in his bed and proceeds to yank the lad off himself. I gave him a loud roar "take it elsewhere lad". He got up shouting that he needs a release. In fairness he did take it elsewhere. About 10 foot to the jacks to finish the job. Obviously I told everyone the next morning.


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    #85
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,621 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Shot glass?

    Jizz sambo?

    Your sisters tonsils?

    Don't leave us hanging:D

    Aw cripes. I hate these little motherly chats.

    Well, I've heard that it's very good for the complexion. If rubbed in well. And if some is good, then more is better, right?

    and just be glad you're not the goalie of the losing team.

    And that's my last word on the matter.


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