Masturbation when room sharing

Gael23

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Use the bathroom?

lawred2

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Urm the bathroom obviously

Pero_Bueno

Or wait till they are fast asleep ... no harm done - so long as you clean up ..

c montgomery

Use the bathroom and Cum in his bottle of shower gel.
Your not some sort of animal.

dxhound2005

There's somebody in there.

thelad95

Do it simultaneously.

endacl

OK. G'night everybody.

:rolleyes:

Gael23

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

quietly

Day Lewin

Why just the males?
I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies when sharing a room with my sister.

All mental - just vividly imagined, like movies - until the last possible moment, then the pressed fingertip release.
Ah, youth!

so yes, it's possible.

Or can it be that the male members demand a high level of gasping, grunting and unpleasant squelching noises?

Come, come, gentlemen - with ingenuity!

Gael23

Would it not raise suspicions if you were locked in the bathroom for a good few minutes?

Jim Bob Scratcher

Gael23 wrote: »

Would it not raise suspicions if you were locked in the bathroom for a good few minutes?

A person could have a dose of the scuts

_brendand_

Gael23 wrote: »

Would it not raise suspicions if you were locked in the bathroom for a good few minutes?

Just let on like it's a really stubborn ****. But of course no-one will actually be fooled...

Yer Da sells Avon

I just don't make eye contact with any of the other passengers on the bus.

Pero_Bueno

Or get in to his bed right next to him and start having a good old Tom Hank, wake him up as you are ripping the stomach off yourself, he'll think it's hilarious - trust me!

freshpopcorn

Sleep with their ma the night before and then work away.

Pero_Bueno

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

I just don't make eye contact with any of the other passengers on the bus.

Reminds me of the time back in pre internet days when I was looking at a filthy porn mag (remember those?!) and was having a great Tom Hank and was about to come when the f*cking Easons manager came up to me and said "Are you gonna f*ckin' buy that or not?"

Jaysus ruined it he did ....

Franz Von Peppercorn

Day Lewin wrote: »

Why just the males?
I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies when sharing a room with my sister.

All mental - just vividly imagined, like movies - until the last possible moment, then the pressed fingertip release.
Ah, youth!

so yes, it's possible.

Or can it be that the male members demand a high level of gasping, grunting and unpleasant squelching noises?

Come, come, gentlemen - with ingenuity!

I am so glad I had my own room as a teenager.

Gael23

_brendand_ wrote: »

Just let on like it's a really stubborn ****. But of course no-one will actually be fooled...

Suppose if one made similar noises they may be

Baron Kurtz

Day Lewin wrote: »

Why just the males?
I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies when sharing a room with my sister.

All mental - just vividly imagined, like movies - until the last possible moment, then the pressed fingertip release.
Ah, youth!

so yes, it's possible.

Or can it be that the male members demand a high level of gasping, grunting and unpleasant squelching noises?

Come, come, gentlemen - with ingenuity!

There's something very This be the Verse by Larkin about this post. Primarily for the curt and open nature in its sentiment and it being put together with poetic relish.

Also, evoking a memory of would-be guilty sensual past indiscretions adds to the atmosphere in the post.

decky1

c montgomery wrote: »

Use the bathroom and Cum in his bottle of shower gel.
Your not some sort of animal.

LOL all the way home.:D:D:D

Lucy8080

Wife: "Why is the laptop all sticky?"

Husband: "It's not what you think,it's ice cream."

Wife: "How did you manage to get ice cream all over the laptop?"

Husband: " Have you ever tried eating an ice cream while masturbating?"

Duckworth_Luas

Use their sock

Robsweezie

'' sir i must insist that you stop masturbating''

''why doctor?''

''because im trying to examine you''

Omackeral

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Use their sock

Ah the famed **** sock!

Gael23

Is it possible to work away under your bed sheets or too easy to be caught?

pickarooney

Pero_Bueno wrote: »

Or get in to his bed right next to him and start having a good old Tom Hank, wake him up as you are ripping the stomach off yourself, he'll think it's hilarious - trust me!

I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

Wanderer78

Heard a funny story of lads cranking one out in jail cells over the weekend, those lads couldn't give a fcuk

Day Lewin

Gael23 wrote: »

Is it possible to work away under your bed sheets or too easy to be caught?

Of course it is.
Or else we'd all be sadder (and angrier)
Necessity is the best teacher!

PS who in the world can "catch" you?
- Some randomer flinging the sheets off you á la boarding school?

PPS If someone asks why you are making that weird gasping sound, tell them you were having a horrible nightmare. Kind of true :-(

everlast75

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Heard a funny story of lads cranking one out in jail cells over the weekend, those lads couldn't give a fcuk

Well if they could, they wouldn't be w**king

greenspurs

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Heard a funny story of lads cranking one out in jail cells over the weekend, those lads couldn't give a fcuk

Most of them take it up the sh1tt€r anyway .......
and if they don't when they are going in ... They will by the time they 'come out' ...

Cee-Jay-Cee

Have a Race, first to cum wins. The loser cleans up the mess for both.

henryforde80

Just **** in the bathroom when having a shower while sniffing your own underwear

banie01

Gael23 wrote: »

Particularly for the males in the audience.

When you are sharing a room with others for a period of time, how do you satisfy your needs?

Play cum on the biscuit and make yourself a friend for life

storker

Masturbation when room sharing

(a) Try to wait until the meeting is over


Alternatively...

(b) Have a big laptop in front of you
(c) Pretend you're a radio personailty from Cork who has recently taken paracetamol.

sbsquarepants

Duckworth_Luas wrote: »

Use their sock

Just FYI - make sure their foot is not still in it. That's a mistake you only make once:mad:

Aethan Dor

pickarooney wrote: »

I don't know why it annoys me so much but his name is Tom Hanks, with an S, it's not valid rhyming slang!

There’s valid rhyming slang available for you, as for most things : pedal and crank = ****, eg going for a pedal

Shanotheslayer

Day Lewin wrote: »

I have fond memories of very very silent fantasies with my sister

Umm, ok

jammiedodgers

I hate that incognito mode in google chrome. It doesn't even work, everyone can still see me masturbating in the internet café.

Hector Bellend

I've almost been caught **** in a shared room a number of times.

Sometime horniness can become overwhelming and you just have to release the pressure

Hector Bellend

Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »

Have a Race, first to cum wins. The loser cleans up the mess for both.

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

mackeire

Aethan Dor wrote: »

There’s valid rhyming slang available for you, as for most things : pedal and crank = ****, eg going for a pedal

Barry White = Sh1te, eg going for a Barry. Or going for a barrier.

BrokenArrows

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

My wife came home horrified one night after a work party.

One of their team who was smashed announced to everyone at the table that he used to play that game all the time and usually lost but still was sure he wasn't gay. 😂😂😂

Of course everyone now calls him biscuit at work.

tupenny

I used to love to devour the soggy biscuit... good times

Sal Butamol

What if you are homeless?

Edgware

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

You will get some do gooder to pull you off while giving you the mushroom soup

Day Lewin

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

Then charge the going rate.

Pero_Bueno

Hector Bellend wrote: »

Whats the name for when a gang of lads **** onto a digestive biscuit? It includes at least three blokes trying to shoot their load on to a biscuit. The last lad to shoot off must eat the spooge laden biscuit

Soggy biscuit
Squishy biscuit.
I'm sure there's lots more.

Truly vile, and must be an urban myth...

KevinCavan

Is it not stipulated somewhere in the rental contract, in the small print? Maybe you can’t see small writing anymore, because of jerkin the gerkin?

KevinCavan

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

jbt123

KevinCavan wrote: »

Sal Butamol wrote: »

What if you are homeless?

I think you can legally **** in a Garda station if you are homeless

Nah...if you're homeless and pregnant.. then you can defecate in a Garda hat..